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Latest Canadian Case is a woman who had traveled from Colorado. It's possible she caught it from someone at an airport, but that still doesn't bode well.
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redreader posted:I got 3 masks with replaceable p100 charcoal filters for wildfire season and gardening. Apart from "masks do nothing actually", are these any good? Like this one: you need to follow the instructions on how to decontaminate w dilute bleach. you can also decontaminate the filters by a different method. if you do that and put it on and take it off right and do a fit test properly and all the other poo poo, it'll work. makes you look like a painter
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I thought I was almost over the lung infection I caught back in early December, then I was exposed to cigarette smoke for fifteen minutes last weekend and it’s like I regressed two months. I wonder if the virus is long-cleared and it just hosed up my lung so bad that it’s still raw.
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Mar 9, 2020 02:00
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Garfu posted:Just canceled a trip to SF at the end of the month. A relative close to Melinda Gates was told in confidence that they are expecting the largest outbreak in the country in the next week. Latest word is that they're gonna dock the Plague Ship 2 in Oakland on Monday Californians on PS2 are going to do 14 day quarantine at the air force base 20 minutes north of oakland. Unclear where the others are headed. And yeah we have two community spread cases in downtown SF and one unknown spread case in Berkeley, give that 2 weeks for the first set of ~15-20 cases to take root (march 17), and then those cases will have doubled by April 1 to 20 + 40 = 60.... once it takes root in the homeless/navigation centers that should shoot up the infection rate quite a bit as they're heavy users of public transit + not heavy users of hygine, should bring the system to it's knees by mid-may.
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Is everybody ready for Jug On Head 2: Boomer Boogaloo?  https://boingboing.net/2020/02/01/personal-anti-contamination-te.html On the one hand it will keep people from coughing their droplets all over you. On the other hand if you keep it all zipped up it's going to get all foggy in there. On the third hand at least the tent boomer on the plane next to you can't use the armrest.
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Mar 9, 2020 02:20
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Mar 9, 2020 02:24
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Facebook Aunt posted:Is everybody ready for Jug On Head 2: Boomer Boogaloo? The C02 levels in those would probably knock you unconscious after a couple of hours, or at least make you distinctly drowsy.
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Mar 9, 2020 02:25
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Rime posted:The C02 levels in those would probably knock you unconscious after a couple of hours, or at least make you distinctly drowsy. It's going to be disgustingly humid from sweat and breath.
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Mar 9, 2020 02:30
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Rime posted:The C02 levels in those would probably knock you unconscious after a couple of hours, or at least make you distinctly drowsy. just hang some plants
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Mar 9, 2020 02:31
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hotbox it
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Mar 9, 2020 02:32
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bob dobbs is dead posted:you need to follow the instructions on how to decontaminate w dilute bleach. you can also decontaminate the filters by a different method. if you do that and put it on and take it off right and do a fit test properly and all the other poo poo, it'll work. makes you look like a painter thanks for the CBRN decon flashbacks if you wanna feel real safe install a bunch of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0TQjBRcFo
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Mar 9, 2020 02:33
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Facebook Aunt posted:Is everybody ready for Jug On Head 2: Boomer Boogaloo? Imagine having to let rip a giant fart, and then the bearing the shame of having to wallow in your own personal Dutch Oven.
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Mar 9, 2020 02:54
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Hmmmm
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Mar 9, 2020 02:55
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Brave New World posted:Imagine having to let rip a giant fart, and then the bearing the shame of having to wallow in your own personal Dutch Oven. Do "he who smelt it, dealt it" rules apply in this scenario? 
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Mar 9, 2020 02:57
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Sounds like some spots for young Congressmen and Senators are opening up!
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Mar 9, 2020 02:58
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Looks like a correction was made https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1236833108009385985?s=21
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Mar 9, 2020 02:58
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I'm leaving SF tomorrow for a two week road trip in Spain. People keep asking me if I'm comfortable traveling and I'm like gently caress yeah. Screw this place. I'm expecting this city to be full mohawk and assless chaps post apocalypse by the time I get back. My only worry is that the recent warm weather has inflamed my seasonal allergies causing me to sneeze and sniffle and I'm afraid they won't let me through customs. Hopefully I'll be so drunk from duty free whiskey that they won't notice.
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Mar 9, 2020 03:00
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Brave New World posted:Imagine having to let rip a giant fart, and then the bearing the shame of having to wallow in your own personal Dutch Oven. You just open the fart valve that's sealed over your butthole
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James Woods posted:I'm leaving SF tomorrow for a two week road trip in Spain. People keep asking me if I'm comfortable traveling and I'm like gently caress yeah. Screw this place. I'm expecting this city to be full mohawk and assless chaps post apocalypse by the time I get back. My only worry is that the recent warm weather has inflamed my seasonal allergies causing me to sneeze and sniffle and I'm afraid they won't let me through customs. Hopefully I'll be so drunk from duty free whiskey that they won't notice. Give this man a superspreaders tag.
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Mar 9, 2020 03:09
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biglads posted:Mods It's not like I work in a public place in close proximity to hundreds of strangers and constantly handle cash all day. Wait...
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Mar 9, 2020 03:13
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Mozi posted:hotbox it
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Mar 9, 2020 03:22
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https://twitter.com/DrPaulGosar/status/1232844966055026688 Two Weeks Later... https://twitter.com/DrPaulGosar/status/1236821135964004352
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Mar 9, 2020 03:37
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Burt Sexual posted:Lol the county I live in just had their first three cases of corona. From a cruise ship Corona-chan is bringing the cruise to you.
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Mar 9, 2020 03:48
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Ted Cruz is also all roni’d up https://twitter.com/sentedcruz/status/1236790420253954050?s=21
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Mar 9, 2020 03:52
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:I have empathy for the old and the weak, yes even the republicans. Let's try to save them.
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Mar 9, 2020 04:28
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It's kind of weird that we've all decided that toilet paper is the thing we're going to panic buy. I'm sure it demonstrates one economic principle or another.
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Mar 9, 2020 04:35
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It's kind of weird that we've all decided that toilet paper is the thing we're going to panic buy. I'm sure it demonstrates one economic principle or another. At least this panic won't create meaningful shortages. If you run out and the store is out too you can always use kleenex, paper towel, or rag on a stick (just don't flush anything but TP, you monsters). Though locally while supplies have been low sometimes, there's always been plenty of the thin scratchy store brand left on the shelves. So nobody is having to totally do without.
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Mar 9, 2020 04:43
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chud friends on facebook mocking the media as republican congressmen go into self quarantine after cpac is lol
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Rime posted:The C02 levels in those would probably knock you unconscious after a couple of hours, or at least make you distinctly drowsy. They aren't air tight, they are just designed to keep rain off while you watch your kid play soccer or whatever. I'm sure there is enough passive flow to keep anyone accidentally killing themselves. There Bias Two posted:It's going to be disgustingly humid from sweat and breath. Yes.
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Mar 9, 2020 04:49
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Main question is how these economic hardships will affect the somethingawful.com servers?
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It's kind of weird that we've all decided that toilet paper is the thing we're going to panic buy. I'm sure it demonstrates one economic principle or another. there is an inherent markup on butt related things
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When civilisation ends and all the infrastructure grinds to a halt I bet all those city folks holed up with their 600 rolls of toilet paper and 5000 tins of baked beans will wish the plumbing still worked so their toilet could have some water to flush with. Fecal lasagne, just saying. https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1208
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Mar 9, 2020 05:52
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Facebook Aunt posted:They aren't air tight, they are just designed to keep rain off while you watch your kid play soccer or whatever. I'm sure there is enough passive flow to keep anyone accidentally killing themselves. But it doesn't really look like an umbrella...
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Maybe that's what needs to come back in a big way. Umbrellas for the classy gentleman / lady. Need to tap a crossing or elevator button without soiling your gloves? Poke with your umbrella. Someone about to sneeze? Deploy your umbrella and use as shield against the slovenly cretin. Fellow survivor making GBS threads by sticking their bare arse out the 4th story window because all the plumbing city-wide is no longer functional? Deploy your umbrella as if to shield against rain. Really umbrellas are the natural solution to many of these problems.
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Mar 9, 2020 06:26
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QuarkJets posted:But it doesn't really look like an umbrella... You need both hands for snacks, obviously.
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Ted has been itchin for an excuse to stay home and crack open some cans of campbell’s soup.
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Philthy posted:chud friends on facebook mocking the media as republican congressmen go into self quarantine after cpac is lol It means everything is going according to plan.
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Mar 9, 2020 06:51
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I have a Polish and Finnish gas masks which I'm sure are far expired filters and I just found an unopened Honeywell P100 mask. I'm set for when the virus doesn't come to my lovely town. It'd get bored and leave.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Two Weeks Later... Of course that turd calls it the "Wuhan Virus". Munin fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Mar 9, 2020 |
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Bat Soup Fever. The Kung Flu. Wuhan Flu. Corona-chan. At least, unlike the Spanish Flu, this one actually DID take off in Wuhan. If we named this like the Spanish Flu was named it would probably wind up 4chan Fever.
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