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Rad-daddio posted:uh, are you rimming your cats? no rimming is disgusting, i'm talking about the sex
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Turns out it's your phone guys. Toss your iphone in the river and put peepaw in a faraday cageInsane Facebook Bullshit posted:CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX ITS A COVER UP FOR THIS WAKE UP THE GLOBAL LOCKDOWNS ARE COVERING UP THIS!
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Mnoba posted:no rimming is disgusting, i'm talking about the sex my bad
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Help I got preeclampsia from my iPad
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Is there a more frequently used term by crazy people pushing crazy person science than “reverse polarity”?
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Dinosaurs! posted:Is there a more frequently used term by crazy people pushing crazy person science than “reverse polarity”? quantum.
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Dinosaurs! posted:Is there a more frequently used term by crazy people pushing crazy person science than “reverse polarity”? "Toxins"
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Dinosaurs! posted:Is there a more frequently used term by crazy people pushing crazy person science than “reverse polarity”? frogs and gay
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Strategic Tea posted:Friendly reminder that the Chinese Communist Party is not an ethnicity or a country. I'd say that like Chernobyl incident was caused and then made worse more or less by the Soviet Union internal policies, Corona is running more or less on the same script for the CCP. Except that this time it isn't literally a pit of hell spewing death all around the northern hemisphere.
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Mnoba posted:frogs and gay Infowars just got removed from the Google Play Store after Alex Jones gave out bad 'Roni advice https://www.wired.com/story/google-bans-infowars-android-app-alex-jones-coronavirus/ quote:On Friday, Google removed the Infowars Android app from its Play Store, extinguishing one of the last mainstream strongholds of infamous conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. The takedown on the heels of a video, posted in the Infowars app last week and viewed by WIRED, in which Jones disputed the need for social distancing, shelter in place, and quarantine efforts meant to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus.
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Hazo posted:"Toxins" It's this
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Der Kyhe posted:I'd say that like Chernobyl incident was caused and then made worse more or less by the Soviet Union internal policies, Corona is running more or less on the same script for the CCP. *runs breathlessly into thread* but... but *cough*.. but coal is just *sputter* just as.... if you look at *wheeze* over time... then *cough* just as bad... the stats *crack pop* don't... they don't *dry heave*.. no lies
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:4) She might have handled it better, but this derisive, low-rent mockery shows she's not handling it any better than he is right now.
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is there a reverse fever? my thermometer keeps putting me in the 95 degree zone whereas my wife is always in the 97. Or have I already died
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/tech...qLnvyEnjZj-dArU cool poo poo to read here
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Der Kyhe posted:I'd say that like Chernobyl incident was caused and then made worse more or less by the Soviet Union internal policies, Corona is running more or less on the same script for the CCP. At least these disasters were not unleashed on purpose, unlike the death coming from American bombs.
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Dear Watson posted:is there a reverse fever? my thermometer keeps putting me in the 95 degree zone whereas my wife is always in the 97. It's reverse roni caused by no rimming Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease
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https://mobile.twitter.com/onebtcer/status/1243571918680145922?s=21 Completely under control
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Manager Hoyden posted:It's reverse roni caused by no rimming god dammit trump open up all the closed rim factories I'm coming back to work!
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golden bubble posted:Huangmei (within Hubei) citizens want to go back to work in Jiujiang city after the some restrictions are lifted. Jiujiang residents disagree with their fists. Things escalate. Both local police forces join in on their side of the riot. The Huangmei police and citizens want to open the bridge since the national CCCP says they can safely do so. The Jiujiang police and citizens absolutely refuse. This is totally going to happen in America by Easter
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Well no one answered my unemployment question, ty, but I'm negotiating rn with them. Im awaiting a text that means 5 to 10 thousand bucks Or Almost doubles my total savings Jfc They put laid off due to reorganization I need laid off due to reorganization due to Covid.
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popewiles posted:It's this It's actually "energy"
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Picnic Princess posted:This is totally going to happen in America by Easter no it wont
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Spinz posted:Well no one answered my unemployment question, ty, but I'm negotiating rn with them. Im awaiting a text that means 5 to 10 thousand bucks what country are you talking about because it doesn't sound like the US
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Dear Watson posted:is there a reverse fever? my thermometer keeps putting me in the 95 degree zone whereas my wife is always in the 97. Paramedic: You have no pulse, blood pressure is zero over zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes. Your temperature is 70 degrees. Freddy: What does that mean? Paramedic: Well, it's a puzzle, because technically you're not alive, except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means. Freddy: You're saying we're dead? Paramedic: Don't jump to conclusions. Obviously, I didn't mean you were really dead. Dead people don't move around and talk.
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Picnic Princess posted:This is totally going to happen in America by Easter The great TP riots of 2020
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honestly we are already getting reports of paper towels blocking the sewer pipes here, after everyone gets poop water backed up into their homes society will crumble pretty quickly
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Rad-daddio posted:classy former first lady move. everyone will vote for her and her mangled daughter now. Class left this country about four years ago, where have you been?
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I can't tell the difference between people saying really dumb ironic stuff and the maga chuds who are saying genuine insanely dumb stuff. Also their non-arguments are just one liners. That's it. They pop in and say a few words and then lay in wait for their next one liner. I really should just scroll past their content-less posts.
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drat we just broke 100k in the USA according to https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
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Picnic Princess posted:This is totally going to happen in America by Easter Except everyone will have a gun
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You work drat fast
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Dear Watson posted:honestly we are already getting reports of paper towels blocking the sewer pipes here, after everyone gets poop water backed up into their homes society will crumble pretty quickly While you were out partying with friends I was studying the way of the poopsock
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unpacked robinhood posted:The great TP riots of 2020 Ah-ha! that is what people are saving all the tp for! They are going to tp houses when Easter gets canceled!
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bird with big dick posted:Except everyone will have a gun at least people will stop complaining about Twitch IRL when it devolves into Battle Royale IRL
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Fallows posted:drat we just broke 100k in the USA according to https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/ American exceptionalism.
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So my brother is currently having a meltdown on Facebook. He's apparently really good friends with this guy, who got arrested for licking stuff at Walmart and putting it on tick-tock. Everyone on Facebook is telling my brother that that dude was a moron, and my brother had taken to calling all of us idiots and criminals and "it was just a prank!" I've never seen him this angry before in my life.
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Fallows posted:drat we just broke 100k in the USA according to https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/ It's all a ploy to lure the Chinese into releasing their real numbers after they are overcome by their jealously at not being #1 as well as their insecurity and fear of handsome science brain president Donald J Trump.
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Soysaucebeast posted:So my brother is currently having a meltdown on Facebook. He's apparently really good friends with this guy, who got arrested for licking stuff at Walmart and putting it on tick-tock. Everyone on Facebook is telling my brother that that dude was a moron, and my brother had taken to calling all of us idiots and criminals and "it was just a prank!" I've never seen him this angry before in my life. he should find new friends, that guy looks like a serial killer
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Soysaucebeast posted:So my brother is currently having a meltdown on Facebook. He's apparently really good friends with this guy, who got arrested for licking stuff at Walmart and putting it on tick-tock. Everyone on Facebook is telling my brother that that dude was a moron, and my brother had taken to calling all of us idiots and criminals and "it was just a prank!" I've never seen him this angry before in my life. Tell him he's friends with a terrorist and this is seriously and you wont be speaking with him again until he's ready to take it seriously then hang up before he can reply.
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