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bird with big dick posted:I’m poor so I can’t really help anyone monetarily but I eat a lot of stranger’s rear end and statistically some of them have to be poor so I think that counts for something. When Bill Gates donates a million dollars, that's like 0.00001% of his fortune or some poo poo. This goon? This goon donates rear end eating. Can't even put a price tag on that. That's just the human spirit, hard at work in our communities.
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empty whippet box posted:When Bill Gates donates a million dollars, that's like 0.00001% of his fortune or some poo poo. This goon? This goon donates rear end eating. Can't even put a price tag on that. That's just the human spirit, hard at work in our communities. Bleusilences fucked around with this message at 04:24 on May 9, 2020 |
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May 9, 2020 04:22
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Awwww that sucks. Siegfried and Roy did a rad show in their day. Glad to have seen it.
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May 9, 2020 04:23
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Eat a man's rear end, it's been eaten only once that day. Teach a man to eat rear end, and he'll eat rear end for a life time. Goon Bless.
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bird with big dick posted:I’m poor so I can’t really help anyone monetarily but I eat a lot of stranger’s rear end and statistically some of them have to be poor so I think that counts for something. I respect your posting, bird with big dick, enough to extend you some charity and in fact gratitude. Not everyone can post with a name like bird with big dick, or an av that is an image of a bird with big dick
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May 9, 2020 04:32
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Facebook Aunt posted:How would masks even work in a casino? According to movies people drink in casinos. The establishments probably don't even want their customers stone cold sober. Any place where foods or drinks are a big part of the experience can't enforce masks on customers. According to movies...your funny That’s why I’m asking!
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May 9, 2020 05:20
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Zugzwang posted:I picked up a basic EZ-bar for my work gym for like $70 not long before The Meltdown. Now it's listed at over $200. Adjustable dumbbells went from $200 to something like $800 or $1000, hah. I discovered that the local variant of the dollar store has a tiny fitness equipment section and they have yoga mats and kettle bells for like $2-$4, worth checking out
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May 9, 2020 05:27
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I've been doing my part ordering lots of pizzas from local pizza places, i'm basically a hero
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May 9, 2020 05:58
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Did people forget that Trump has been actively lying about his health since drawing a clock in 2017? There is no way in hell he will tell the truth about if he is being tested, or what the results were. Or if says he got tested, it will be wrapped in 30 layers of how he passed the test and how it was the best result anyone's ever seen.
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May 9, 2020 06:06
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Stormy put 5G nanomachines into trump when he grabbed her coochie. It was all planned by the lalilelilu deep state.
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Shaocaholica posted:I have no idea how small businesses are staying afloat right now. Especially those tiny shops in the corner of already dead malls selling some really niche product or service They can file for the Covid unemployment support and get paid what they should be making for the next 4 months. Have a feeling that is going to run out before then tho.
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May 9, 2020 06:45
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Anne Whateley posted:Literally everyone who lifts weights is thinking "I can't get to the gym, I should buy weights" right now Except for those of us who are thinking, "gently caress living in a second floor apartment. gently caress it so very much." 
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May 9, 2020 06:49
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Tipps posted:Did people forget that Trump has been actively lying about his health since drawing a clock in 2017? You're not thinking grim enough. He's gonna get lucky and get a lesser version of it and then turn to a scared america and go "not as bad as the flu, stop being scared America! MAGA!"
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Philthy posted:They can file for the Covid unemployment support and get paid what they should be making for the next 4 months. That’s just for payroll, and no way every podunk mom and pop store is going to get in on that.
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May 9, 2020 07:15
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If god existed, trump would have gotten it in january and died almost instantly
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May 9, 2020 07:21
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If God made a whole limitless universe only to put life on one tiny planet for them to worship Him, then maybe it's not so crazy if Trump is here and the Evangelicals are right after all
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Shaocaholica posted:That’s just for payroll, and no way every podunk mom and pop store is going to get in on that. Payroll includes salary paid to the owner and their family up to $100k. Plenty of small business owners are coincidentally bumping up their salary and hiring their spouses as "bookkeepers". It would have made far more sense to distribute that money directly to employees.
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May 9, 2020 07:32
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gently caress this loving virus. My cat of 17 years, Fitz, finally said "y'know I've had enough of this life, and cancer really sucks".He started wheezing really bad, and fell trying to just jump on our bed. We called around every vet in the city and no one would make a house call, but at least one was willing to let either me or my husband into the office provided masks and gloves were involved. I so wanted to be there for both my cat and my spouse, but I had to sit in the loving car while my cat was euthanized. Like the world's worst drive-thru experience. It just makes me furious about the Karens bitching about getting a loving haircut, I wanna punch them all in the face. "You can't get a haircut? I couldn't be there when my cat died! And I still respected social distancing!" Sorry, I'm drunk and angry-posting, I'll eat a sixer for this, but I needed to vent. gently caress this virus, and gently caress all the people who look at lockdowns as an inconvenience when their biggest concern is getting a haircut.
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Supreme Allah posted:Everyone should be, it's hard to gently caress up a buzz cut or a full trim -- get something like this, don't put on any guards and go to town -- https://www.amazon.com/Wahl-Profess...ps%2C162&sr=8-3 Chiming in to say that a straight cutter is good for the face, but if you're doing your head, a curved one gives the best results.  Also, being designed for dealing with head hair is a big plus. I've tried using beard trimmers before and despite being mostly bald for 20 years, they still had trouble with the back of my head.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Chiming in to say that a straight cutter is good for the face, but if you're doing your head, a curved one gives the best results. I've got this one too, ... yet again, I lost the charger. But it worked great the few times I used it. The one thing I didn't like, if you have a beard and want to do everything at once, a straighter edge gives more control The back of the head is why wireless is the way to go -- regardless of the model, it's a ridiculous situation to negotiate what's usually a 4-foot cord
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May 9, 2020 08:13
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It’s really easy to get generic chargers for things like that. Just look up what kind of charger it had.
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Supreme Allah posted:The one thing I didn't like, if you have a beard and want to do everything at once, a straighter edge gives more control Oh definitely. I have both the Remington head shaver and a straight edge beard trimmer to neaten up around the mouth and nose.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:gently caress this loving virus. I am so sorry friend 
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Xaintrailles posted:e: Halliburton can manipulate their way to billions in Iraq but can't stop oil prices hitting the floor due to a preventable pandemic? Kind of a poor example. Oil was already in a massive crisis before this due to the saudis and Russians deliberately over producing to crash the market and drive out competition. And then the pandemic hit and locked that poo poo in indefinitely.
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Kenlon posted:Except for those of us who are thinking, "gently caress living in a second floor apartment. gently caress it so very much." put some mats down, lower weights gently and only lift during sociable hours and it's fine.
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When everything reopens, are we supposed to live life twice as hard? For how long?
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sweet thursday posted:When everything reopens, are we supposed to live life twice as hard? For how long? Half as long, duh.
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sweet thursday posted:When everything reopens, are we supposed to live life twice as hard? For how long? remember buffets? Vomit twice
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Thinking about high up people seeing this coming - I've got a little bit of money in a stocks and shares ISA (I'm in the UK, not sure if that's UK specific terminology). They sent me a letter a month or so back to say "don't worry", they moved all their investments into really safe bets in January, so savings with them only took a slight hit. So investment managers were definitely on the ball, and protecting themselves
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JacquelineDempsey posted:bad times I am exceptionally sorry for your loss. Keep your fur buddy in your memories, dude. sweet thursday posted:When everything reopens, are we supposed to live life twice as hard? For how long? I know too many people who are just going completely bad decision mode about their states reopening, and I had to cut a couple out of my life because they are genuinely gonna be dead by the end of the year. I know that makes me sound like a dick, and maybe I am, won't deny that I'm willing to cut people off if continuing contact with them will cause me harm, but I genuinely wish people were more sensible about this. They're just completely incapable of living without the trappings of their former existences. Synthetic Dreams fucked around with this message at 09:48 on May 9, 2020 |
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numberoneposter posted:just watched plandemic Googled this and even it's own Wikipedia article is calling it all bullshit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plandemic
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Open 'er up https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1258862435013816320  Their graphic is a bit unfair because there's lots of other hosed up countries they could have included as well as the US:   They have individual graphs for all the US states and territories as well, seven are doing well, eleven are so-so and the rest are  https://www.endcoronavirus.org/states
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Open 'er up The BRIM nations. Then America has to be exceptional again.
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Zero VGS posted:Googled this and even it's own Wikipedia article is calling it all bullshit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plandemic
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Open 'er up That's some cool charting thank you
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Synthetic Dreams posted:I am exceptionally sorry for your loss. Keep your fur buddy in your memories, dude. if their bad decisions are just abandoning social distancing and acting like everything is normal then it's very likely that they'll be fine and they won't even know that their actions indirectly killed people. On average, a lot of irresponsible people are unlikely to see any consequences
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