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Because no one wants to hear MUFFFYYYYYY for that long
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# ? May 3, 2020 02:35 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:They cut twenty minutes out. WHY WOULD YOU CUT TWENTY MINUTES FROM THIS KIND OF FILM To anyone who has seen the original: was there anything interesting cut out? Do those missing 20 minutes actually explain anything?
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# ? May 10, 2020 23:24 |
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https://www.rifftrax.com/aladdinquote:Long before there was a terrible Disney live-action version of Aladdin, there was a terrible Disney live-action version of Aladdin!
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# ? May 15, 2020 18:04 |
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Is this the first Disney-produced VOD they’ve ever done? Some of their “kids’ stuff” movies are kind of meh but this looks too ridiculous to ignore.
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# ? May 15, 2020 23:43 |
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And apparently 10 minutes were cut out of a 70 minute film. Like, come the gently caress on.
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# ? May 15, 2020 23:52 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Just a warning, the latest RiffTrax VOD is missing 20 minutes of its 90 minute running time. That's absurd. Vincent Van Goatse posted:18 minutes have been cut from the latest release. Vincent Van Goatse posted:And again they've chopped fifteen or so minutes out of the film. Vincent Van Goatse posted:They cut twenty minutes out. WHY WOULD YOU CUT TWENTY MINUTES FROM THIS KIND OF FILM Vincent Van Goatse posted:And apparently 10 minutes were cut out of a 70 minute film. Like, come the gently caress on. Yo, maybe you shouldn't watch Rifftrax anymore if you think this is some kind of movie preservation thing. They don't have to make a movie as long as the original. The product page on Rifftrax tells you exactly how long the file is, so it's not like they're stealing from you.
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# ? May 15, 2020 23:56 |
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Why is "durr you think RiffTrax is a film preservation service" always the reaction? I'm just baffled and annoyed that, for whatever reason, they started taking a hacksaw to their VOD releases when they managed to not do that for a decade or more.
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# ? May 16, 2020 00:05 |
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You complain about it every time like it’s the crime of the century. Nobody cares.
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# ? May 16, 2020 00:09 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Why is "durr you think RiffTrax is a film preservation service" always the reaction? I'm just baffled and annoyed that, for whatever reason, they started taking a hacksaw to their VOD releases when they managed to not do that for a decade or more. they couldn't think of good jokes for that part
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# ? May 16, 2020 01:16 |
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Quicksilver6 posted:You complain about it every time like it’s the crime of the century. Nobody cares. I care.
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# ? May 16, 2020 01:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtDnqcs786Q
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# ? May 16, 2020 02:07 |
I'm curious about what was cut; if it was bits of scenes or an actual scene or...
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# ? May 16, 2020 04:53 |
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Breadallelogram posted:they couldn't think of good jokes for that part It could also be that the version they got the rights to was pre-cut for some reason. MST3K used to cut movies for time or content, but they’d also get TV edited versions that may have already had missing stuff.
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# ? May 16, 2020 05:16 |
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There's about 90 seconds cut from Contamination and what got trimmed was literally one of the funnier parts of the film where Colonel Whatsherface stares into the camera and draws out a line for so long the poor woman who dubbed her voice kinda wigged out. There's no way they couldn't have had fun with that. I just don't understand how a team that managed to write riffs for all of motherfucking Rollergator are suddenly having problems writing a whole movie's worth of jokes. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:42 on May 16, 2020 |
# ? May 16, 2020 05:40 |
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Some of it is 100% like TVs Ian said, it's the edit of the movie that they get the rights to use.
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# ? May 16, 2020 05:45 |
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Canned Panda posted:Some of it is 100% like TVs Ian said, it's the edit of the movie that they get the rights to use. Yeah, that's definitely the case for Ninja Warlord. It's one of approximately 57 different cuts of that movie and the cuts are obviously from being edited for television by Larry Bensky. Wanna know why the film is so slow and jerky for the first minute? The original cut had a paragraph of text in Chinese explaining what was going on (I assume) and to cover it up they slowed down the first scene after that.
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# ? May 16, 2020 05:49 |
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What's that thing we're supposed to repeat to ourselves again?
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# ? May 16, 2020 05:53 |
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Another Bill posted:What's that thing we're supposed to repeat to ourselves again? That's MST3K.
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# ? May 16, 2020 05:53 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That's MST3K. Congratulations, you're truly splitting the finest of hair
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# ? May 16, 2020 05:55 |
Another Bill posted:What's that thing we're supposed to repeat to ourselves again? Maria Bamford's "Anxiety Song"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3k861fymMw&t=3s
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# ? May 16, 2020 06:27 |
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So has anyone watched Aladdin yet? https://www.rifftrax.com/aladdin When I saw the tweet this looked must own but I need to decide between this and Suburban Sasquatch.
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# ? May 16, 2020 06:36 |
The unriffed version of Aladin is on youtube. At least until the takedown notices get sent by Disney
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# ? May 16, 2020 06:52 |
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As a kid thats the version of Aladdin I saw first. Its extremely forgettable
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# ? May 16, 2020 09:08 |
I will only assume that the 10 minutes that were cut were simultaneously astonishingly forgettable and horrifyingly racist. Edit: \/ Well, that explains three of the forgettably racist minutes. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 16:57 on May 16, 2020 |
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# ? May 16, 2020 09:44 |
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Three of the minutes cut from Aladdin are from the beginning, where it's literally a montage of the entire movie.
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# ? May 16, 2020 14:56 |
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smh if you aren't watching the extended director's cut of the 1990 made-for-tv Aladdin.
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# ? May 16, 2020 16:38 |
Two of those minutes are a horse riding outtake from the directors cut of the Gettysburg Miniseries!
RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 16:58 on May 16, 2020 |
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# ? May 16, 2020 16:52 |
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I felt bad for Barry Bostwick and Mickey Dolenz during most of the riff.
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# ? May 16, 2020 17:53 |
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Barudak posted:Yeah I think thats the best description of their cadence. Like the running "so you went to prom" joke is just incredible I really dug 'The Maturing Woman' short. "Oh, Mary Jo, this will be good for you!"
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# ? May 16, 2020 18:22 |
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maybe they are being safe in their "parody" designation by also altering the movie? they seem pretty nice, i doubt they're loving with you guys on purpose muscles like this! posted:While the new one was still good you can definitely tell they're doing something different with the recording as there's much less playing off each other as there used to be.
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# ? May 16, 2020 23:00 |
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Sure are a lot of white people in China in Aladdin.
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# ? May 17, 2020 01:06 |
I was going to make a snide comment about the musicals director, Micky Dolenz, but he was Auther on the "The Tick!" cartoon so I'll give him this one pass!
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# ? May 17, 2020 08:55 |
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Dawgstar posted:I really dug 'The Maturing Woman' short. "Oh, Mary Jo, this will be good for you!" Oh goodness that whole short is just brutal in the funniest way. I can watch that over and over again, absolute classic.
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# ? May 17, 2020 13:31 |
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I can't recall if I ever saw it but is the Riff of The Happening good?
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# ? May 18, 2020 08:25 |
Does this seem like something they could even get the rights to riff? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHN-Wg4kzsI It's about how to cook with a microwave and Kahlua!
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# ? May 18, 2020 09:07 |
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NikkolasKing posted:I can't recall if I ever saw it but is the Riff of The Happening good? Hhhhhhot dogs
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# ? May 18, 2020 15:43 |
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overseer07 posted:Hhhhhhot dogs nature’s perfect food~
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# ? May 18, 2020 17:34 |
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Boy, 'Uninvited' sure was a story about a cat that barfs up a demon cat and kills people on a boat. Like, you can say that but you're not really prepared until you watch it.
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# ? May 19, 2020 02:59 |
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Does anyone have the danger theme from "Missile X" stuck in their head? I must've background watched that stupid movie at least 20 times by now. "Rock 'n Roll Nightmare" used to be my go to, but I think I've watched it too much now.
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# ? May 20, 2020 17:03 |
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Dawgstar posted:Boy, 'Uninvited' sure was a story about a cat that barfs up a demon cat and kills people on a boat. Like, you can say that but you're not really prepared until you watch it. Even if you remove the cat, the story about the two girls and two other dudes that get on a boat sailing into the Caribbean with a money launderer they just met makes zero sense.
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