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Big Beef City posted:You know what everyone has? Hair. Some people don't have hair you absolute beast of a monster, you insensitive filthy baboon you.
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:28 |
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poor guy, the internet is making fun of his weight and his fav channel is being mean to him
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:28 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Some people don't have hair you absolute beast of a monster, you insensitive filthy baboon you. Hairy baboon, at least.
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:34 |
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bollig posted:tested negative
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:44 |
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dwarf74 posted:There's a local (Central IL) doctor who's been doing antibody tests, and he said that only, like, 3% of them have come back positive. Hahaha fuuuucccckkkkk
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:51 |
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Trump must be proud. DeSantis working hard to bury the real numbers. https://cbs12.com/news/local/woman-who-designed-floridas-covid-19-dashboard-has-been-removed-from-her-position CBS12.com posted:TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (CBS12) — As Florida starts to reopen, the architect and manager of Florida's COVID-19 dashboard, announced she'd been removed from her position, Florida Today reported. snake and bake fucked around with this message at 15:54 on May 19, 2020 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:"There's notable gaps when he literally can't be watching TV for whatever reason" I wish some fox news nut would start running alien and ufo conspiracy poo poo directed at trump. Have Giorgio from Ancient Aliens and Stephen Greer on for hour long blocks at 8am twice a week talking about dumb poo poo like "benefits for economy of alien interaction" or something about galactic space drugs being a cure for covid. "Does Moon McDonald's exist and are their filet o fish really superior?" Get that blink182 guy on to "voice the youth concerns" or something else extravagantly dumb. We'd have any super top secret alien files go public in a week. Trump would tell stories that aren't related and way more fantastical than any actual paper trail would show. He'd televise a walking tour of area 51 for Fox news. Maybe pat Elon on the head and give him an infinity dollar contract. I mean, goddamnit, if ever there was a time to manipulate a sitting president into rambling craziness for our own entertainment, it has to be in our hell dimension timeline. Then I want fox news to follow up with ghosts.
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:52 |
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if you want fox to do those things you better buy fox
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:53 |
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GolfHole posted:if you want fox to do those things you better buy fox We should crowdfund buying Fox and just put out the craziest poo poo (crazier than them). Their cult would totally believe that 5G makes you gay.
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:57 |
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Big Beef City posted:You know what everyone has? Hair. You seem mad about haircuts
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:57 |
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Burt Sexual posted:You seem mad about haircuts Haircuts are apparently the most important thing to americans right now
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:03 |
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snake and bake posted:Trump must be proud. DeSantis working hard to bury the real numbers. If the numbers aren't being released then cases are going down!! It's perfect science.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:05 |
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GolfHole posted:if you want fox to do those things you better buy fox Yeah, murdoch isn't coming up off that yet. One can dream, though.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:06 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:We should crowdfund buying Fox and just put out the craziest poo poo (crazier than them). Their cult would totally believe that 5G makes you gay. im pretty sure it would cost multiples more money than all of us have, combined which is a very disappointing thing to think about
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:07 |
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Burt Sexual posted:You seem mad about haircuts The guy specifically asked wtf was up with haircuts.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:08 |
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Burt Sexual posted:You seem mad about haircuts howd the self cut turn out
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:09 |
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dwarf74 posted:There's a local (Central IL) doctor who's been doing antibody tests, and he said that only, like, 3% of them have come back positive. Even 3% feels high to me outside of major cities. There's a big selection bias there, I'm assuming only people who think they might have had it are even bothering to go.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:10 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Haircuts are apparently the most important thing to americans right now
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:12 |
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But I wonder if she ever got a haircut.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:15 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:But I wonder if she ever got a haircut.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:18 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:She’s probably dead The mortician gave her a cute bob
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:19 |
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I've got an automated haircut system imported from France. It chops a little close on the neck, but nobody has ever complained afterwards.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:21 |
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Her hair grew too long and the weight on her head shattered her neck vertebrae. She's next to Lowtax in Spine Hospital now. If only a barber had gotten to her in time
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:22 |
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I've been growing my hair since I was about 16 and I only have to grab the end of my pony tail, grab scissors and chop off the part that's too long every now and then. So the whole "can't go to the hair dresser" has been a major mindfuck to wrap my head around this part of regular life that's now missing for most people.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:24 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:
lemme translate "i need a haircut" = "i miss people doing poo poo for me so i feel important/special for a few fleeting moments before sinking back into the mire that is my lonely and miserable existence"
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:26 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:I've been growing my hair since I was about 16 and I only have to grab the end of my pony tail, grab scissors and chop off the part that's too long every now and then. I mean, I prefer to go to get my hair cut and beard trimmed because they do a better job, but I definitely have used the clippers in the last month. Sure I miss some spots, but it's not the end of the world, and I'm not upping my chances of catching 'rona.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:26 |
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Actually, most of the hardships of confinement have been something cpmpletely unrelatable/foreign to me. First, I'm an artist that works from home for the most part. So having to stay home in front of the computer is... life already? I'm confined with my favorite human in the world, so on that side I'm blessed too. No young kids in school or anything like that, I get the canadian relief financial aid so I make more than I need, my wife makes her college teacher salary, and we're working together on editing a documentary together. I could take another year or two of this situation honestly. #privilege I even get amazing weed online from the state, paid for by the state, with my credit score going up, getting in better physical shape and zero worries (beyond the whole global pandemic part). My wife is having a blast with the garden. I don't wanna brag I wish everyone could go through this time with as much as I'm getting out of it.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:32 |
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:33 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Even 3% feels high to me outside of major cities. There's a big selection bias there, I'm assuming only people who think they might have had it are even bothering to go. https://www.wglt.org/post/antibody-testing-emerges-central-illinois-amid-many-unknowns quote:Pliura said less than 3% of the nearly 2,000 antibody tests he's given at his offices in LeRoy, Champaign and Marion show exposure to the coronavirus. Even in a clinical setting, the antibody rate is only like 10%, lmao quote:Carle Health System uses Abbott's antibody test, and Banks said Carle's own lab work has verified the tests' accuracy. HERD IMMUNITY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, EVERYONE
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:34 |
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Gosh I was so young then, not a ounce of bronze in sight!
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:35 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:I've been growing my hair since I was about 16 and I only have to grab the end of my pony tail, grab scissors and chop off the part that's too long every now and then. For me, the whole "want a haircut" thing is more "my bangs are in my eyes, it's growing over my ears, and goddamn it I actually have to COMB this poo poo before I go outside rather than it being a fraction of an inch long like God intended." But, y'know, I just deal with it. Looking like a hobo has never been more socially acceptable. I think.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:35 |
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just get some dippity doo and stop using the expensive american crew stuff until you can get your hair trimmed ya dorks
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:35 |
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:For me, the whole "want a haircut" thing is more "my bangs are in my eyes, it's growing over my ears, and goddamn it I actually have to COMB this poo poo before I go outside rather than it being a fraction of an inch long like God intended." But, y'know, I just deal with it. Looking like a hobo has never been more socially acceptable. I think. REMAIN INDOORS
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:37 |
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i have floppy hair that flops over my eyes when i'm working on something which drives me bonkers so i bought a big bag of cheap hair clips and just clip it out of the way i'm pretty sure this is not going to get me on the cover of GQ anytime soon but IDGAF
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:38 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:REMAIN INDOORS Gotta go to the grocery store sometimes, friend.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:40 |
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Gotta go to the grocery store sometimes, friend. If you're not grocery shopping in a hazmat suit are you really doing the pandemic chic?
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:42 |
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Rexxed posted:If you're not grocery shopping in a hazmat suit are you really doing the pandemic chic? poo poo, you're right.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:47 |
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I’ve been wearing a hat when I go shopping.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:47 |
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But say it in the tone of depraved morbid sexuality.
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# ? May 19, 2020 16:47 |
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it's funny that in 2020 the guy with the paper bag on his head with garbage bags taped to his legs and torso is the sane one
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