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Edit - Don't play this silly game. Revolucion fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jul 28, 2022 |
# ? May 14, 2020 00:22 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 15:46 |
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There is a detailed guide in your Faction Discussion. However it may take for your application to get approved to allow you access. With this in mind, the first steps of the tutorial are shared below: Level 1: 1. Don't start tutorial missions yet You will get better gym results after you have completed the next 2 steps. If you haven't received money and drugs, ask in the Discord for your newbie pack. 2. Use the faction armory to equip your combat gear Select the Weapons and Armor Tab at the top of the faction armory page NOTE: Only loan out items that are 'available'. Never click the retrieve button, as someone else is currently using that item. Equip the following items: Weapons: Diamond Blade Knife, BT MP9, AK-47 Armour: Combat Pants, Combat Boots, Combat Gloves, Combat Helmet, Combat Vest 3. Rent a mansion for 30 days You will be sent $500,000 when you join the faction. Use some of that to rent a mansion or ranch for 30 days. Find the rental market under City > Estate Agents > Rental Market The happiness level associated with this property will massively improve your gym gains. Make sure the rental has at least 750 happiness. Once you have moved into the rental, eat Big Box of Chocolate to max out your happiness. You can have up to a 24hr booster cool down from eating candy. 4. Start the Biology - Introduction to Biochemistry Education Course If you have started another course, cancel it and switch. After this, complete Intravenous Therapy and gain access to filling and using blood bags, which makes filling your health and getting out of the hospital much much easier. 5. Begin the Torn Tutorial Missions
6. Only do the 2 nerve search for cash crimes Only do the 2 nerve crimes to begin, with the exception of any crimes needed in tutorial missions. There are a specific order and number of crimes that should be done:
7. Attack levelling targets After you've completed the tutorial choco jump in step 6, you can start power levelling by attacking people on this leveling targets list. Look for the people who have similar or lower stats than you and attack them. After defeating them, you will be presented with three options, make sure to choose "leave", as this gives the most experience. In the coming days, you will do more choco jumps to increase your stats until you can consistently defeat the highest levels in the target list. Use the DoctorN "stake out" checkbox to save your favourite targets (see step 9) 8. Spend any merits on education time cooldown Your first 55 merits should go towards maxing out education time. This will help you unlock many of the game's features quicker. 9. Install Doctorn and sign up to tornstats.com Doctorn is a browser plugin that improves the user interface of the game. Tornstats.com helps you and the faction keep track of your progress Revolucion fucked around with this message at 00:19 on May 15, 2020 |
# ? May 14, 2020 00:22 |
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Be Gay, Do Crimes
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:23 |
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come do a organized violence, goons!
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:26 |
Crimes are good.
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:26 |
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Remember kids do drugs.
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:26 |
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Once you do enough crimes and take enough drugs you can become art-vandalay and be an importer exporter.
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:45 |
I'm a school teacher and I keep trying to pickpocket the kids and they keep knocking me on my rear end.
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:46 |
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Also, losers like this exist: And you can use ingame money (a very modest amount that I have been blatantly stealing from the guild bank whenever I want it) to put bounties on them so that they end up in the hospital (you cant do things while in the hospital or something) forever: And then they get real mad: (This is his guild leader after he cried to him about it) Who the gently caress spends $1k on a not-even-that-great browser game lol
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:48 |
List of things you can do in Torn: Buy something from a trader and immediately mug them to get part of your money back Quit your job at the local supermarket and rob the tills on your way out (just like real life!) Break people out of jail Place bounties so other stronger players come in and kick someone's rear end for you Rig pubbie forum games or poker games for both fun and for profit Gay marry a fellow goon and live naked together on your own personal private island Get addicted to drugs and go to Switzerland for rehab Throw a brick at someone's face Join in on faction chains and territory wars, where we all gently caress up a bunch of pubbie clowns at the same time and steal their poo poo Try to burn down a warehouse and end up in the hospital with 3rd degree burns Operate an international stuffed animal smuggling ring Freely attack anyone at any time, and either steal their money or put them in the hospital for hours Drop some drugs, eat 49 boxes of chocolate, and hit the gym to GET SWOLE Almost all of us were brand new a few months ago, and we've already started multiple faction fights by doing dumb poo poo and pissing people off. Just this week we captured our first territory by kicking a whole lot of asses, and one of the recipients of those rear end kickings is still so pissed that they've launched a personal vendetta against one of our members and is dumping real world cash into the game to try and get back at us. poo poo is fun, come be gay and do crimes with us!
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:58 |
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Couple other funny messages from taking our first territory. From the faction leader complaining we're multis From one of the line members, similar in game age to us
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# ? May 14, 2020 01:00 |
When you're on this many drugs you don't have to sleep
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# ? May 14, 2020 01:07 |
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:Quit your job at the local supermarket and rob the tills on your way out (just like real life!) Don't do this. The store's candy and energy drink inventory is worth way more on the open market.
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# ? May 14, 2020 03:20 |
super sweet best pal posted:Don't do this. The store's candy and energy drink inventory is worth way more on the open market. Nah the player owned jobs are way better than the garbage Grocer starter job.
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# ? May 14, 2020 04:03 |
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:Nah the player owned jobs are way better than the garbage Grocer starter job. Well yeah, but if you're going to cash out on grocer points you might as well go big.
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# ? May 14, 2020 04:27 |
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crimes lets go
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# ? May 14, 2020 07:24 |
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Posting for invite.
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# ? May 14, 2020 15:52 |
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I'll play, in as shadowlzoon
Shadowlz fucked around with this message at 17:13 on May 14, 2020 |
# ? May 14, 2020 17:00 |
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it's pretty goofy
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# ? May 14, 2020 18:30 |
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forgot to mention that i will give weed and beer to new players biosterous in game, hit me up
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# ? May 14, 2020 19:33 |
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also I'm gay.. but my spouse quit so I'm good for another super gay noob to marry me once My rent is done on current place.
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# ? May 14, 2020 20:33 |
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there are crimes afoot.....and I'm gonna do 'em
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# ? May 15, 2020 15:36 |
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The convienience store clerk has hospitalised me more than our enemies.
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# ? May 15, 2020 16:13 |
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How much time do I have to commit to get pubbie tears?
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# ? May 15, 2020 16:23 |
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a little every few hours
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# ? May 15, 2020 18:34 |
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i only play for just long enough to start another 2-3 hour timer whenever the last timer runs out but i was still able to harvest pubbie tears
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# ? May 15, 2020 20:39 |
I have days where my total interaction with this game is less than 5 minutes. You can set timers and be a min/max freak lord to milk every single thing for your character, and you can spend time starting poo poo or market flipping or hanging out with us on discord, but if you wanna set no timers and barely log in you'll still progress nicely. If you really wanna get some tears there's a thing called "buy mugging" where you buy something expensive from someone off the market and immediately mug them to steal part of your money back. It drives people insane, can be very profitable, and takes less than one minute to complete. A GIANT PARSNIP fucked around with this message at 18:16 on May 16, 2020 |
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# ? May 16, 2020 18:13 |
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You can also dump bounties on people that piss you off, which makes them super mad and takes up way more of their time than it took you to make that money. E: Also the API doesn't allow for any input to the game, just scraping output, so you can't accidentally send the entire faction bank to someone else.
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# ? May 17, 2020 04:51 |
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if you're not burning down 20 warehouses a day you're not trying hard enough
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# ? May 18, 2020 03:58 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:You can also dump bounties on people that piss you off, which makes them super mad and takes up way more of their time than it took you to make that money. Case in point: The bounties are only for $42069 each, too, so they're quite affordable once you have travel unlocked and can fly back and forth for plushies a couple times a day. Colin Mockery fucked around with this message at 05:27 on May 19, 2020 |
# ? May 19, 2020 05:14 |
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sounds like I need to also bounty this person.. Heh
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# ? May 19, 2020 14:32 |
“The only thing you are doing is wasting your money. On an unrelated note, I have stopped playing this game.” - Minxo
A GIANT PARSNIP fucked around with this message at 13:45 on May 20, 2020 |
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# ? May 20, 2020 05:36 |
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Oh great a Goon Faction, I should browse the MMO forum more often. Level held at 25 so far with ~450k stats. Will look at moving over!
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# ? May 20, 2020 10:48 |
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Emnity posted:Oh great a Goon Faction, I should browse the MMO forum more often. Level held at 25 so far with ~450k stats. Even if you're too invested in your current faction you're welcome to come hang out on the discord!
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# ? May 20, 2020 14:44 |
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after months of careful planning i have finally risen to the top of the medical field and become a brain surgeon, so my immediate next move was, naturally, to quit and become a receptionist at a local gym.
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# ? May 20, 2020 21:36 |
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biosterous posted:after months of careful planning i have finally risen to the top of the medical field and become a brain surgeon, so my immediate next move was, naturally, to quit and become a receptionist at a local gym. haven't you ever seen Pain and Gain? this is just the beginning of an illustrious career in crime
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# ? May 20, 2020 21:52 |
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haha yeah... beginning...
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# ? May 20, 2020 22:55 |
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The warehouses are built specifically for burning down in Torn.
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# ? May 21, 2020 01:47 |
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All I do now is fly between Torn and burn Nerve and Energy when I get back. I'm ready for another turf war because walls are a lot more fun than doing missions and training.
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# ? May 21, 2020 02:19 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 15:46 |
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Rynoto posted:The warehouses are built specifically for burning down in Torn. It's obviously some sort of insurance fraud scheme.
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# ? May 21, 2020 17:19 |