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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If there wasn't a jobber in Florida or Georgia called Jeff Cobb back in the day, there should have been.

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FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Didn't he also shittalk Jeff Cobb and War Machine?

I remember the Jeff Cobb poo poo talking, how he'll never make it in Japan cause he has no fire.

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

FunMerrania posted:

I remember the Jeff Cobb poo poo talking, how he'll never make it in Japan cause he has no fire.

And that he smelled

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

He didn't poo poo talk War Machine but pissed them off because as part of his making GBS threads on Cobb, he complained that Cobb would rather "hang out with War Machine" than spend time with Mike's sponsors. Pretty sure War Machine got a T-shirt out if it so they can't be too mad.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Cobb has one of the best finishers in the business right now.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Elgin has a bad habit of being very hard to work with and also being mediocre so he keeps falling into companies bad enough that he's the best thing they have so he has leverage to behave the way he does

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Super No Vacancy posted:

they re-signed him after that but wouldnt let him work for impact in the west. its probably more that elgin’s relationship with everyone he works for eventually turns sour more than that specific thing in particular

they also couldn't use him on western shows after his response to the sexual assault allegations against one of his students plus his own scummy behavior aside made him unbookable. gradually becoming less over as the novelty wore off and his work declined prob didn't help either.

iirc someone basically put it as him getting nudged out the door in that that he could 've stayed if he really wanted to but he wasn't going to be receving any kind of a push or g1 spot. i have no idea on the veracity of that part tbh tho

Thauros fucked around with this message at 01:42 on May 25, 2020

Capn Combustible
May 30, 2013

I'm watching you.

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Why did Adam Cole, War Machine and Mike Elgin struggle to get over in Japan? And what are some other examples of gaijin not catching on?

According to cage match data Adam Cole only wrestled a total of 11 matches in Japan for NJPW, and they were virtually all ROH crossover stuff or Bullet Club multiman tag stuff. The fact he was positioned as a heavyweight when he's clearly 5'8" probably wouldn't help matters.

I think War Machine did fine in Japan, but NJPW doesn't care about their tag team divisions so the crowds going to only get so invested in an act when they've wrestling the same 2 or 3 teams every show.

FunMerrania posted:

I remember the Jeff Cobb poo poo talking, how he'll never make it in Japan cause he has no fire.

Elgin's a huge rear end in a top hat, but Cobb's definitely missing something in New Japan. I don't know if it's fire, or just he wrestles at a slower pace than most of the other heavyweights, but his G1 was a real let down for me; which is a shame because I know he's capable of doing a ton of cool stuff.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Capn Combustible posted:

Elgin's a huge rear end in a top hat

I had no idea: https://www.facebook.com/ASAWofficial/videos/the-michael-elgin-piss-on-a-girl-story/780116168854488/

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

the thing i remember most about michael elgin is he had a 5* match with ultimo guerrero in arena mexico and then got mad right after when ppl started leaving the arena while he was cutting a promo in english

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Smoking Crow posted:

the thing i remember most about michael elgin is he had a 5* match with ultimo guerrero in arena mexico and then got mad right after when ppl started leaving the arena while he was cutting a promo in english

Big Mike is such a dork and it'd be endearing if, y'know, he wasn't a horrendous human being

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
These days he's claiming that it was mostly a ginned up story for the shoot interview and didn't happen at all as described, which...I dunno? On one hand, the first sign that it might not be true was when some random dude from the Ontario scene posted that Miguel Grande basically took someone else's (consensual) pissing story and adulterated it, and the guy seemed somewhat credible, at least in part because he seemed annoyed by the whole situation. On the other hand, Large Michael's explanation tends to be of the "not only did I gin it up for the purpose of selling DVDs, but I'm still friends with the girl who was involved in the real story, so TAKE THAT!" Which means nothing because we have no idea who the story is supposed to be about in the first place.

As for the in-ring stuff: During the very brief period I was talking with him, one thing I was struck by was that he did NOT agree with the consensus that he wrestled like a switch flipped on mentally when he got his shot in NJPW. Being that literally everyone who followed his career felt that going to NJPW was when he really clicked as a worker, that goes to show you that yeah, dude has a really high (and at least somewhat inflated) opinion of his work. I'll never take away that he's a talented worker with surprising adaptability and a knack for exciting matches, but his everything else is just...ugh. Even if some of the drama around him is more complicated than it looks on the surface, he's still revealed himself to be a bit of a gross dude in a myriad of ways. (See: Allie Kat's tweets about him, among other things.)

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Maybe this is worthy of its own thread (if it isn't one already) but what are the most contentious matches to be awarded five stars by Dave Meltzer? I ask because I recently watched the Summerslam 1994 cage match between Bret and Owen, and while I thought parts of it were entertaining I also thought it was far too long and, as a result, extremely repetitive. I thought their Wrestlemania match was much, much better, which "only" scored ****3/4.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Maybe this is worthy of its own thread (if it isn't one already) but what are the most contentious matches to be awarded five stars by Dave Meltzer? I ask because I recently watched the Summerslam 1994 cage match between Bret and Owen, and while I thought parts of it were entertaining I also thought it was far too long and, as a result, extremely repetitive. I thought their Wrestlemania match was much, much better, which "only" scored ****3/4.

That cage match was ruined by WWE's stupid escape the cage rules.

MitB 2011 is pretty bad for a five star match. 3 stars at most.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Capn Combustible posted:

According to cage match data Adam Cole only wrestled a total of 11 matches in Japan for NJPW, and they were virtually all ROH crossover stuff or Bullet Club multiman tag stuff. The fact he was positioned as a heavyweight when he's clearly 5'8" probably wouldn't help matters.

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Td2CTuiVY

Capn Combustible posted:

I think War Machine did fine in Japan, but NJPW doesn't care about their tag team divisions so the crowds going to only get so invested in an act when they've wrestling the same 2 or 3 teams every show.

I think both Adam Cole and War Machine suffered a bit in Japan because they were mostly ROH guys and joined thanks to that deal. Cole wasn’t used nearly as much and never really got singles matches, but the one big complaint about the last few years in NJPW is both tag divisions are a major afterthought.

Another guy who had similar lack-of-overness was Cody. His matches there may have been high profile to overseas fans, but they were pee breaks in Japan. Cody would’ve been served by doing a G1 at that time, though it’s kinda moot now.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I think the WMX ladder match is less good than either of the Bret/Owen matches from that year

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jesus WEP posted:

I think the WMX ladder match is less good than either of the Bret/Owen matches from that year

Better than the cage match, maybe not quite as good as the WM match.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Capn Combustible posted:

According to cage match data Adam Cole only wrestled a total of 11 matches in Japan for NJPW, and they were virtually all ROH crossover stuff or Bullet Club multiman tag stuff. The fact he was positioned as a heavyweight when he's clearly 5'8" probably wouldn't help matters.

I think War Machine did fine in Japan, but NJPW doesn't care about their tag team divisions so the crowds going to only get so invested in an act when they've wrestling the same 2 or 3 teams every show.


Elgin's a huge rear end in a top hat, but Cobb's definitely missing something in New Japan. I don't know if it's fire, or just he wrestles at a slower pace than most of the other heavyweights, but his G1 was a real let down for me; which is a shame because I know he's capable of doing a ton of cool stuff.

Cobb's issue is he sells too loving much and his offense works best when hes an unstoppable beast. He needs to learn from Ishii how to sell. Its why Matanza was better as he didnt have to sell.

Also he cant run and any match thats been built requiring him to run the ropes is a cruel war crime.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Is DDP the oldest person to start wrestling full time while also being successful? Successful meaning they've held major titles and/or gone into a Hall of Fame. He was around for years as a lackey/manager but didn't actually wrestle until he was 35.

Batista is the next closest I can think of but he started in '99 at age 30.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Is DDP the oldest person to start wrestling full time while also being successful? Successful meaning they've held major titles and/or gone into a Hall of Fame. He was around for years as a lackey/manager but didn't actually wrestle until he was 35.

Batista is the next closest I can think of but he started in '99 at age 30.

Kevin Nash started at 31, Goldberg started at 30

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

the bodyguard started at 40 if you consider the all japan tag titles in the modern era plus a main event triple crown title challenge versus kento miyahara sufficiently important

Thauros fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 26, 2020

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Randaconda posted:

Better than the cage match, maybe not quite as good as the WM match.

The Bret-Owen WM match suffers from playing an obvious second fiddle to the Bret-Lex-Yoko championship storyline, IMO. I appreciated the match for the great in-ring classic it was, but I didn't feel like it had anything really at stake.

The ladder match was a culmination of a long-running storyline between Shawn, Razor, and the Intercontinental belt/s, so the stakes were obvious right from the start and got me more invested in the outcome.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

anakha posted:

The Bret-Owen WM match suffers from playing an obvious second fiddle to the Bret-Lex-Yoko championship storyline, IMO. I appreciated the match for the great in-ring classic it was, but I didn't feel like it had anything really at stake.

The ladder match was a culmination of a long-running storyline between Shawn, Razor, and the Intercontinental belt/s, so the stakes were obvious right from the start and got me more invested in the outcome.

Yeah, and Shawn was at least equal to Bret, and while I would hesitate to call Scott Hall better than Owen, he was certainly more interesting.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

anakha posted:

The Bret-Owen WM match suffers from playing an obvious second fiddle to the Bret-Lex-Yoko championship storyline, IMO. I appreciated the match for the great in-ring classic it was, but I didn't feel like it had anything really at stake.

The ladder match was a culmination of a long-running storyline between Shawn, Razor, and the Intercontinental belt/s, so the stakes were obvious right from the start and got me more invested in the outcome.

Interesting.

At the time, Owen had always been a really minor character up until the whole slow burn to a feud with Bret. The stakes being low, I think, I can agree with - because it was Bret dealing with a bad guy that he'd likely dispatch as he'd always done before. But Owen's shocking win created a new major player. Going in, it seems like a match Bret should win en route to getting the title back. Instead, it was him trying to overcome a big loss on the way to the main event. So, I think in watching the event, Bret/Owen likely means more, and carries more weight.

I really don't remember the set up, but supposedly it was either going to be Lex vs. Crush while Bret fought Yokozuna, or Bret vs. Owen while Lex fought Yoko, to be determined by a coin flip. Did they work the coin flip and everything?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I would imagine, since Lex losing that scenario would have interfered with Crush vs Savage (which had been playing out for awhile before the coin toss)

DeathChicken fucked around with this message at 18:37 on May 26, 2020

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Goldberg has always been 40 in my mind, probably because he always had gray in his goatee.

I don't know anything about Japanese wrestling so I'll defer to others.

Speaking of old but not really successful, the Boogie Man was 40 but lied about his, I remember. That was a fun character.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Red posted:

At the time, Owen had always been a really minor character up until the whole slow burn to a feud with Bret. The stakes being low, I think, I can agree with - because it was Bret dealing with a bad guy that he'd likely dispatch as he'd always done before. But Owen's shocking win created a new major player. Going in, it seems like a match Bret should win en route to getting the title back. Instead, it was him trying to overcome a big loss on the way to the main event. So, I think in watching the event, Bret/Owen likely means more, and carries more weight.

I'd agree with you that the match result would have likely meant more, if it weren't for the Bret-Yoko title match coming along later in the card. Knowing Bret was gonna wrestle again with the title on the line made the Owen match feel like a placeholder IMO.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

anakha posted:

I'd agree with you that the match result would have likely meant more, if it weren't for the Bret-Yoko title match coming along later in the card. Knowing Bret was gonna wrestle again with the title on the line made the Owen match feel like a placeholder IMO.
That was explicitly the storyline, though: That whoever lost the coin flip would be wrestling in the opener so that, in the interest of fairness to the coin flip winner and Yokozuna, he would also have gone through a match that night before his title shot. It also perfectly set up Owen as top contender and furthered the larger storyline in general because Bret "showed up" Owen's big win by the end of the night.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

davidbix posted:

That was explicitly the storyline, though: That whoever lost the coin flip would be wrestling in the opener so that, in the interest of fairness to the coin flip winner and Yokozuna, he would also have gone through a match that night before his title shot. It also perfectly set up Owen as top contender and furthered the larger storyline in general because Bret "showed up" Owen's big win by the end of the night.

I think the intent was to have it so that Bret either had his rematch with Yoko, or got to face Luger again in a return to the Royal Rumble finish - both scenarios having real intrigue. In theory, this was a great plan, but Luger didn't have the following Bret did.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


davidbix posted:

That was explicitly the storyline, though: That whoever lost the coin flip would be wrestling in the opener so that, in the interest of fairness to the coin flip winner and Yokozuna, he would also have gone through a match that night before his title shot. It also perfectly set up Owen as top contender and furthered the larger storyline in general because Bret "showed up" Owen's big win by the end of the night.

I'm not disagreeing with the overall and long-term story impact - my point was that in the context of considering which was the better WM10 match, the ladder match beats out Bret-Owen for me because the latter felt like it had less at stake. Like you said, it basically was there so that Bret would have a preliminary match and not have an unfair conditioning advantage for his title match. 'Gotta put him in a match' kinda leaves me underwhelmed and makes it harder for me to be invested in the match itself.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

anakha posted:

I'm not disagreeing with the overall and long-term story impact - my point was that in the context of considering which was the better WM10 match, the ladder match beats out Bret-Owen for me because the latter felt like it had less at stake. Like you said, it basically was there so that Bret would have a preliminary match and not have an unfair conditioning advantage for his title match. 'Gotta put him in a match' kinda leaves me underwhelmed and makes it harder for me to be invested in the match itself.

But see, that's part of it - without that stipulation, Owen (in storyline) wouldn't have gotten his chance for a big break. So his complaint gets a little more weight, and his win backs it up, and it adds more to the drama of whether Bret can win later that evening. Seeing how the booking turned out, how good the match was, and how much of the next 6+ months of TV was set up by that match, it's by far the more important of the two.

:) But I'm certain we're both firm in our beliefs.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Also; what cruel son of a bitch makes Yokozuna wrestle twice in a single night? What cruel son of a bitch makes a paying customer WATCH two Yokozuna matches in a single night.
Main should have just been Bret/Lex.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I actually quite like the storyline. Owen was the only Hart family member eliminated from the Survivor Series grudge match against HBK (originally Lawler but he had been hog-tied by his, er, "extracurricular activities") and he blamed this on Bret. They "patched things up" over Christmas and they both decided to compete solely as a tag team, culminating in a shot at the tag titles at the Royal Rumble. They lost, and Owen again blamed Bret. In response he kicked his leg out of his leg. He then unexpectedly beat Bret at Wrestlemania, and when all the faces celebrated with now-world champion Bret at the end of the show, we got the amazing shot of Owen standing on the ramp muttering "What about me?". Owen then became King of the Ring thanks to Jim Neidhart's interference and spent the rest of the year trying to get the belt off of Bret by any means necessary, ultimately succeeding at the Survivor Series by playing off the family drama he had instigated by beating up Bret and recruiting Neidhart in the first place.

There are a few issues with it, some of which didn't even have anything to do with Bret and Owen. The first was that, like anakha says, the world title was kind of oddly slotted in to the feud. I feel like this mostly has a non-kayfabe explanation, since Yoko had been stuck as the (rather uninspiring) champion for months and Bret was pretty much the most over guy in the company. Then there was the cage match, which as I said before I don't think is all that great, partially down to the WWF cage match rules like Randy said. It makes sense to a point: Bret is more interested in beating Owen in a match after the loss at Wrestlemania, while Owen is obsessed with simply getting the title off of Bret. The problem is that, to me, it's long and lumbering, and whilst Bret and Owen are obviously very athletic, they're also both too sensible to do Jeff Hardy-esque crazy bumps off the cage, which probably hurts it for me in hindsight. Finally, you had the inevitable rise of HBK and Diesel both on- and off-screen, which meant that by 1995 Owen had been relegated back to the tag division and Bret was stuck restarting his feuds with Backlund and Lawler.

ChrisBTY posted:

Also; what cruel son of a bitch makes Yokozuna wrestle twice in a single night? What cruel son of a bitch makes a paying customer WATCH two Yokozuna matches in a single night.
Main should have just been Bret/Lex.

Also this.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ChrisBTY posted:

Also; what cruel son of a bitch makes Yokozuna wrestle twice in a single night? What cruel son of a bitch makes a paying customer WATCH two Yokozuna matches in a single night.
Main should have just been Bret/Lex.

Why would you ruin Bret's victory by doing that?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

ChrisBTY posted:

Also; what cruel son of a bitch makes Yokozuna wrestle twice in a single night? What cruel son of a bitch makes a paying customer WATCH two Yokozuna matches in a single night.
Main should have just been Bret/Lex.

Yokozuna, in his early WWF run, was big, but his matches were fine, because they were booked to work with what he could do, and they were all relatively short. His WMX match with Lex generally sucked, because it should have been after Bret/Owen, but was several matches later, and so they had Yoko work on a nerve pinch for the longest time so as not to wear him out. The finish to his match with Lex was tremendous, but the match itself was nothing. His match with Bret at the end was also good for someone in his shape, but the ending (he fell off the turnbuckle) was poor, given that it wasn't given any build, and looked almost like a botch. Plus, I feel like they must have thought that the idea of 'Bret didn't beat him, Yoko was tired' would lead to rematches and house shows, but as far as I recall, Bret spent his time with Lawler, Owen, Anvil, and, eventually, Backlund.

After Yokozuna was out of the main event scene, he worked tags, which was a good idea for him, except when he used rest holds (just... tag out...).

But, as time went on, his weight went downhill, and, well...

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Yeah, I always thought the implication of the Bret/Yoko ending was that Yoko was concussed from Lex's earlier forearm shot and lost his balance. But he didn't particularly sell it that way and the announcers as I recall didn't sell it that way, so it ended up looking like Yoko just slipped on an invisible second rope banana peel

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
^^^^ EXACTLY ^^^^

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Then there was the cage match, which as I said before I don't think is all that great, partially down to the WWF cage match rules like Randy said. It makes sense to a point: Bret is more interested in beating Owen in a match after the loss at Wrestlemania, while Owen is obsessed with simply getting the title off of Bret. The problem is that, to me, it's long and lumbering, and whilst Bret and Owen are obviously very athletic, they're also both too sensible to do Jeff Hardy-esque crazy bumps off the cage, which probably hurts it for me in hindsight.

It's a very good match, considering the limitations, but as someone who loves Owen and Bret, I would give it ****1/4 or something. Given all of the things the two of them couldn't do, the match started out hamstrung. Cage matches, I think, are best suited for wild brawls, and for keeping out people who would interfere, but this match was neither of those things. Bret has historically been good about psychology, so it struck me as odd that this didn't have something done to add to the match (e.g., Owen having Anvil KO Davey at the start and make sure Bret couldn't escape, thus Bret has to outwit both to win). It's very good, but it's just two guys stopping each other from climbing a cage or crawling out the door. I've always thought the door as an escape was dumb, by the way.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

DeathChicken posted:

Yeah, I always thought the implication of the Bret/Yoko ending was that Yoko was concussed from Lex's earlier forearm shot and lost his balance. But he didn't particularly sell it that way and the announcers as I recall didn't sell it that way, so it ended up looking like Yoko just slipped on an invisible second rope banana peel

Holy poo poo, I'm only just now realizing that Bret giving Luger a title shot via 'You got screwed, and we respect each other' would've done a lot for both guys. Did they work the house show circuit after WM X?

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

Red posted:

It's a very good match, considering the limitations, but as someone who loves Owen and Bret, I would give it ****1/4 or something. Given all of the things the two of them couldn't do, the match started out hamstrung. Cage matches, I think, are best suited for wild brawls, and for keeping out people who would interfere, but this match was neither of those things. Bret has historically been good about psychology, so it struck me as odd that this didn't have something done to add to the match (e.g., Owen having Anvil KO Davey at the start and make sure Bret couldn't escape, thus Bret has to outwit both to win). It's very good, but it's just two guys stopping each other from climbing a cage or crawling out the door. I've always thought the door as an escape was dumb, by the way.

****1/4 seems more reasonable to me, yeah. I did enjoy snatches of it. I'm not big on wrestlers escaping through the door either, but I thought it made sense for Owen to try and dive out for a quick win because he was THAT consumed with getting the title off of Bret. I agree that it could have used something else, like the post-match angle happening during the match, or even perhaps just the match being cut in half or by a third. As it is it went over 30 minutes, with multiple spots being repeated (the aforementioned leaps for the door, desperation submissions, one of them climbing over the top of the cage only for the other to help them back in because it wasn't time for the finish yet, etc.). The actual finish with Owen getting his leg stuck was great though.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Hedgehog Pie posted:

****1/4 seems more reasonable to me, yeah. I did enjoy snatches of it. I'm not big on wrestlers escaping through the door either, but I thought it made sense for Owen to try and dive out for a quick win because he was THAT consumed with getting the title off of Bret. I agree that it could have used something else, like the post-match angle happening during the match, or even perhaps just the match being cut in half or by a third. As it is it went over 30 minutes, with multiple spots being repeated (the aforementioned leaps for the door, desperation submissions, one of them climbing over the top of the cage only for the other to help them back in because it wasn't time for the finish yet, etc.). The actual finish with Owen getting his leg stuck was great though.

I go ****1/2 if the camera man had done a better job of hiding Owen sliding his legs through the holes in the cage.

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