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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
the two of you have both made the argument that there is no criticism of genre books ITT, so I can't really grapple with waiting for criticism ITT and trying to portray it as a major problem with the genre as a whole. Can we criticize genre books ITT, or does our criticism have to pass your bar for talking poo poo on genre fiction? Does the criticism have to be criticism on the genre as a whole to be real? do I need to call a group of people that will never read this "subhumans"?

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Llamadeus
Dec 20, 2005

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So, reading about The Praxis I came across what might be, without hyperbole, the most hilariously insipid review I have ever read

https://www.tor.com/2009/05/26/aliens-spaceships-and-fun-walter-jon-williamss-dread-empires-fall/
Fun fact this review was written by a Hugo award winning novelist

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


quantumfoam posted:


For the 2nd part of your post, that Strange Horizons review is 13 yrs old. Regardless of that, think of all the poo poo in scifi & fantasy stories from 10 yrs/20 yrs/30+ yrs ago that don't fly today. And the furor that these Mindset lists usually invoked before November 2016 happened. https://themindsetlist.com/lists/ That reviewers point was valid at the time of writing, not sure what they would say today in 2020.

I don't understand this mindset list site. It is just cataloguing the preconceived notions of a matriculating class by year? What does that have to do with the mentality of the medieval period? Or are you saying mentalities change too quickly to be represented accurately by an author writing about the distant past?

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quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Ccs posted:

I don't understand this mindset list site. It is just cataloguing the preconceived notions of a matriculating class by year? What does that have to do with the mentality of the medieval period? Or are you saying mentalities change too quickly to be represented accurately by an author writing about the distant past?

Yes and Yes.
The yearly mentality list's stated purpose is to catalogue the preconceived notions of that year's incoming student body for the teachers/admin/faculty staff that will be dealing with them during the school year.

[Effort posting that everyone in this thread other than Ccs can safely skip follows]

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Rewind that mentality list example by 900 years or 500 yrs, and you would have a vaguely accurate picture as to what the mentality of the people of that period would be.

Unless an author did serious background research like JRR Tolkien did throughout his life on ancient history and ancient languages, it is highly unlikely for an author to accurately portray the mentality of whatever medieval period they are trying to portray in-story, just like the Strange Horizon's reviewer stated. For example, Alexandre Dumas, and his highly romanticized fiction about the 17th century. Or Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose. Or Steven Brust's do-not-steal hahaha spin on Dumas's fiction.
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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

TheAardvark posted:

the two of you have both made the argument that there is no criticism of genre books ITT, so I can't really grapple with waiting for criticism ITT and trying to portray it as a major problem with the genre as a whole. Can we criticize genre books ITT, or does our criticism have to pass your bar for talking poo poo on genre fiction? Does the criticism have to be criticism on the genre as a whole to be real? do I need to call a group of people that will never read this "subhumans"?

I just posted a funny review. I have no interest in getting probed for touching the pedophilia in scifi issue.

buffalo all day
Mar 13, 2019

TheAardvark posted:

the two of you have both made the argument that there is no criticism of genre books ITT, so I can't really grapple with waiting for criticism ITT and trying to portray it as a major problem with the genre as a whole. Can we criticize genre books ITT, or does our criticism have to pass your bar for talking poo poo on genre fiction? Does the criticism have to be criticism on the genre as a whole to be real? do I need to call a group of people that will never read this "subhumans"?

I really don’t think you need to be this aggro about this, there’s no need to pick a fight, especially when the discussion led to that very interesting review of Hurin/Rothfuss that I’d never read before!

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

quantumfoam posted:

Unless an author did serious background research like JRR Tolkien did throughout his life on ancient history and ancient languages, it is highly unlikely for an author to accurately portray the mentality of whatever medieval period they are trying to portray in-story, just like the Strange Horizon's reviewer stated. For example, Alexandre Dumas, and his highly romanticized fiction about the 17th century. Or Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose. Or Steven Brust's do-not-steal hahaha spin on Dumas's fiction.

Fantasy is not inherently simulationism, so a precise echoing of our past isn't particularly valuable when creating it. But if you're going to set something amidst all the trappings of the medieval, you should go further than third-hand understandings of its material culture. Most writers aren't even trying, as Roberts wrote:

quote:

How to make a bridge between our modern sensibilities and the medieval matter? Rothfuss's solution, for good and ill, and mostly for ill, is simply to write the pre-modern as if it is modern.

There's ways to avoid this beyond amassing a few centuries of medieval listicles trivia like "to new students at Oxford in 1190, Thomas Becket has always been dead". Shaking up the prose style would really help: get a copy of the Decameron, or Wuthering Heights, or Conan. Getting a well-researched book on an alternate set of mentalities would really help (and again, there's lots out there: this is a whole branch of history). It's less about trying to write a specific somewhere else and more about trying to not be a general, generic here and now.

quote:

Here is a little excerpt from what I read. The persons talking are a duke of the blood royal of a mythical Kelcie kingdom, and a warrior-magician--great Lords of Elfland, both of them.

"Whether or not they succeed in the end will depend largely on Kelson's personal ability to manipulate the voting."
"Can he?" Morgan asked, as the two clattered down a half-flight of stairs and into the garden.
"I don't know, Alaric," Nigel replied. "He's good--damned good--but I just don't know. Besides, you saw the key council lords. With Raison dead and Bran Coris practically making open accusations--well, it doesn't look good."
"I could have told you that at Cardosa."

At this point I was interrupted (perhaps by a person from Porlock, I don't remember), and the next time I sat down I happened to pick up a different kind of novel, a real Now novel, naturalistic, politically conscious, relevant, set in Washington, D.C. Here is a sample of a conversation from it, between a senator and a lobbyist for pollution control.

"Whether or not they succeed in the end will depend largely on Kelson's personal ability to manipulate the voting."
"Can he?" Morgan asked, as the two clattered down a half-flight of stairs and into the White House garden.
"I don't know, Alaric," Nigel replied, "He's good--damned good--but I just don't know. Besides, you saw the key committee chairmen. With Ralson dead and Brian Corliss practically making open accusations--well, it doesn't look good."
"I could have told you that at Poughkeepsie."

Now, I submit that something has gone wrong. The book from which I first quoted is not fantasy, for all its equipment of heroes and wizards. If it was fantasy, I couldn't have pulled the dirty trick on it by changing four words. You can't clip Pegasus' wings that easily--not if he has wings.

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Haha what’s that passage comparing dialogue from? I want to read what else the author has to say about writing.

Ah I found it, an essay by Le Guin. I feel she’s making a separate point from Roberts though. He’s talking about the mindset of people in the medieval era, she’s talking about the elevation of language in heroic fantasy, where lords wouldn’t talk like politicians because their lordship symbolize “true inward greatness.” I feel most fantasy has dispensed with that kind of characterization though. And clearly medieval lords did not lack any of the morally grey politicking of our modern politicians. So an exchange like that might be true to the mindset of medieval lords even if it doesn’t measure up to the heroic registry of what Le Guin says fantasy fiction should.

Ccs fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jun 17, 2020

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.
"From Elfland to Poughkeepsie", Ursula Le Guin, 1973. I'd recommend it. She talks not just about how the newer wave of fantasy was falling into a dry modernism, but also the mistakes authors make even if they want to escape it.

EDIT: Hell, here's another excerpt:

quote:

The most imitated, and the most inimitable, writer of fantasy is probably Lord Dunsany. I did not include a passage of conversation from Dunsany, because I could not find a suitable one. Genuine give-and-take conversations are quite rare in his intensely mannered, intensely poetic narratives, and when they occur they tend to be very brief, as they do in the Bible. The King James Bible is indubitably one of the profoundest formative influences on Dunsany's prose; another, I suspect, is Irish daily speech. Those two influences alone, not to mention his own gifts of delicate ear for speech rhythms and a brilliantly exact imagination, remove him from the reach of any would-be imitator or emulator who is not an Irish peer brought up from the cradle on the grand sonorities of Genesis and Ecclesiastes. Dunsany mined a narrow vein, but it was all pure ore, and all his own. I have never seen any imitation Dunsany that consisted of anything beyond a lot of elaborate made-up names, some vague descriptions of gorgeous cities and unmentionable dooms, and a great many sentences beginning with "And."

Dunsany is indeed the First Terrible Fate that Awaiteth Unwary Beginners in Fantasy. But if they avoid him, there are others--many others. One of these is archaicizing, the archaic manner, which Dunsany and other master fantasists use so effortlessly. It is a trap into which almost all very young fantasy writers walk; I know; I did myself. They know instinctively that what is wanted in fantasy is a distancing from the ordinary. They see it done beautifully in old books, such Mallory's Morte d' Arthur, and in new books the style of which is grounded on the old books, and they think, "Aha! I will do it too." But alas, it is one of those things, like bicycling and computer programming, that you have got to know how to do before you do it.

"Aha!" says our novice. "You have to use verbs with thee and thou." So he does. But he doesn't know how. There are very few Americans now alive who know how to use a verb in the second person singular. The general assumption is that you add -est and you're there. I remember Debbie Reynolds telling Eddie Fisher "Whithersoever thou goest there also I goest." Fake feeling: fake grammar.

Then our novice tries to use the subjunctive. All the was's turn into were's, and leap out at the reader snarling. And the Quakers have got him all fouled up about which really is the nominative form of Thou. ls it Thee, or isn't it? And then there's the She-To-Whom Trap. "l shall give it to she to whom my love is given!" -- "Him whom this sword smites shall surely die!" Give it to she? Him shall die? It sounds like Tonto talking to the Lone Ranger. This is distancing with a vengeance. But we aren't through yet, no, we haven't had the fancy words. Eldritch. Tenebrous. Smaragds and chalcedony. Mayhap. It can't be maybe, it can't be perhaps; it has to be mayhap, unless it's perchance. And then comes the final test, the infallible touchstone of the seventh-rate: Ichor. You know ichor. It oozes out of severed tentacles, and beslimes tessellated pavements, and bespatters bejeweled courtiers, and bores the bejesus out of everybody.

Some of the assumptions here are pretty interesting: that everyone not just reads but imitates Dunsany, when that was a practice that would be completely gone in another few years. But it's "They know instinctively that what is wanted in fantasy is a distancing from the ordinary" that really strikes me, since I increasingly get the opposite feeling from modern fantasy. Instead there seems to be the idea of taking X old fantasy concept and ruthlessly making it familiar, so that we have modern people speaking and thinking in modern ways fighting in organized standing armies in standard-issue uniforms against the 101st Dragon Corps with our Repeating Crossbow Skirmisher Company and so on.

Xotl fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jun 17, 2020

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Like in that essay Le Guin says "But in fantasy, instead of imitating the perceived confusion and complexity of existence, tries to hint at an order and clarity underlying existence," which may have been true when she was writing it. But every author since Martin has been consciously writing morally grey characters in highly political situations without any hint of order or clarity. And real history of course has none of that order or clarity, so one could write a modern fantasy story written as truthfully to the medieval mindset as possible and still be writing about a world with confusion and complexity of existence.

Unless the medieval mindset brings with it certain religious ideas about the way the universe is ordered that hints and an intrinsic order. I don't know much about the medieval mindset to know if that's true.

I definitely agree that modern fantasy strives to make things ordinary. Magic as a resource, or a tool of political gain, or a stop-gap before the wizard can perfect their banking systems and cannons. Or worse, a set of video game instructions with a lot of capitalized words denoting which button is being pressed.

Ccs fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jun 17, 2020

buffalo all day
Mar 13, 2019

The ultimate example has to be the Foundryside books, where “wizards” are just computer programmers and “magic” is coding logic arguments on brass tablets so whoever codes the best is the most powerful wizard. It’s as if he was on a mission to strip every ounce of the fantastic out of fantasy.

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

Ccs posted:

Like in that essay Le Guin says "But in fantasy, instead of imitating the perceived confusion and complexity of existence, tries to hint at an order and clarity underlying existence,"

I find the essay less valuable when it focuses on what fantasy is and isn't. While it's the heart of the essay, you can reject a lot of her preconceptions and still read it as a valuable snapshot of what fantasy was and how it was changing, how far back the modernist version goes, what ways people might be able to get away from it, and what traps to avoid when trying to do so. Some of that definitely ties into the Roberts review.

quote:

A fantasy is a journey. It is a journey into the subconscious mind, just as psychoanalysis is. Like psychoanalysis, it can be dangerous; and it will change you. The general assumption is that, if there are dragons or hippogriffs in a book, or if it takes place in a vaguely Keltic or Near Eastern medieval setting, or if magic is done in it, then it's a fantasy. This is a mistake.

You don't have to believe the first part to believe the second.

Xotl fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Jun 17, 2020

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

buffalo all day posted:

I really don’t think you need to be this aggro about this, there’s no need to pick a fight, especially when the discussion led to that very interesting review of Hurin/Rothfuss that I’d never read before!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I just posted a funny review. I have no interest in getting probed for touching the pedophilia in scifi issue.


I agree that I won't post any more about this ITT. If you guys want to argue whether or not genre authors mandate child porn in their books, then let's discuss it in the publishing thread. It's a totally hosed up thing to assert about someone ITT so we shouldn't talk any more about it here, at all. The posters ITT just want to talk about genre fiction.

E:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3927696&pagenumber=2#post505748665 my post. if you want to flame me take it there and let's move this from the SF/F thread

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jun 17, 2020

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

Ccs posted:

Like in that essay Le Guin says "But in fantasy, instead of imitating the perceived confusion and complexity of existence, tries to hint at an order and clarity underlying existence," which may have been true when she was writing it. But every author since Martin has been consciously writing morally grey characters in highly political situations without any hint of order or clarity. And real history of course has none of that order or clarity, so one could write a modern fantasy story written as truthfully to the medieval mindset as possible and still be writing about a world with confusion and complexity of existence.

Unless the medieval mindset brings with it certain religious ideas about the way the universe is ordered that hints and an intrinsic order. I don't know much about the medieval mindset to know if that's true.

I definitely agree that modern fantasy strives to make things ordinary. Magic as a resource, or a tool of political gain, or a stop-gap before the wizard can perfect their banking systems and cannons. Or worse, a set of video game instructions with a lot of capitalized words denoting which button is being pressed.

Modern fantasy in the vein of Martin is very much a reaction to the the fantasy Le Guin describes. So many of the most significant moments in ASoIaF come from the reader and focal character realizing there is no "order and clarity."

According to Lewis's The Discarded Image at least, the medieval mindset was grounded in the concept of a divinely ordered world. The Order of the Spheres is, I think, the correct term for it.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

A human heart posted:

Given the number of sci fi writers who 'accidentally' put this sort of thing in their books, don't you think there's a chance that the publishers might like having it in there because it sells, or might even mandate having it in the books.

I mean, if your thesis is "A lot of successful SF & F writers are huge perverts, and their perverted stuff often sells very well" you really don't have to look hard to find support for that thesis. Piers Anthony is right there. Heinlein, Marion Zimmer Bradley, etc.

Xotl posted:

"From Elfland to Poughkeepsie", Ursula Le Guin, 1973. I'd recommend it. She talks not just about how the newer wave of fantasy was falling into a dry modernism, but also the mistakes authors make even if they want to escape it.

EDIT: Hell, here's another excerpt:


Some of the assumptions here are pretty interesting: that everyone not just reads but imitates Dunsany, when that was a practice that would be completely gone in another few years. But it's "They know instinctively that what is wanted in fantasy is a distancing from the ordinary" that really strikes me, since I increasingly get the opposite feeling from modern fantasy. Instead there seems to be the idea of taking X old fantasy concept and ruthlessly making it familiar, so that we have modern people speaking and thinking in modern ways fighting in organized standing armies in standard-issue uniforms against the 101st Dragon Corps with our Repeating Crossbow Skirmisher Company and so on.



I've always felt that essay was a little unfair to poor Katherine Kerr and her perfectly pulpy, "hey this is my D&D campaign / SCA story" Deryni novels. It's like if Michael Jordan wrote a newspaper article about how bad his local high school basketball team was. Like, no poo poo, of course you write better than Kerr does, you're Ursula LeGuin.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jun 17, 2020

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Any reccomendations for some good old fashioned adventure fantasy? Nothing complicated, just a good adventure with some likeable characters, preferably with exploring weird places?

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

PeterWeller posted:

Modern fantasy in the vein of Martin is very much a reaction to the the fantasy Le Guin describes. So many of the most significant moments in ASoIaF come from the reader and focal character realizing there is no "order and clarity."

According to Lewis's The Discarded Image at least, the medieval mindset was grounded in the concept of a divinely ordered world. The Order of the Spheres is, I think, the correct term for it.

Eh, morally grey characters hardly started with Martin. Or that his writing is in any way unique. Martin is nowadays a entry author to the fantasy field, but beyond that he is nothing except a decent and lazy author that wrote a trilogy about the war of the roses.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Martin's also really bad about his characters and setting being a caricature of what he assumes the period he's writing about would be.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Elderbean posted:

Any reccomendations for some good old fashioned adventure fantasy? Nothing complicated, just a good adventure with some likeable characters, preferably with exploring weird places?

For solid adventure fantasy in neat settings, here's a list:


The general "hey I just want a good story" recommendation thread consensus is Bridge of Birds by Barry Hughart.

For something more traditionally western-european (specifically Welsh), Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain,

Roger Zelazny's Lord of Light (technically sf, but the technology is indistinguishable not just from magic, but also from religion), Guy Gavriel Kay's Lions of Al-Rassan.

If you want traditional fantasy that gets *slightly* weird, try Neil Gaiman's Stardust, which is basically Gaiman going through his Dunsany phase (as per LeGuin above).

Or go back to the root and read Dunsany's The King of Elfland's Daughter.

Or, hell, A Wizard of Earthsea is still drat hard to beat.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Elderbean posted:

Any reccomendations for some good old fashioned adventure fantasy? Nothing complicated, just a good adventure with some likeable characters, preferably with exploring weird places?

You ever read The Dragonbone Chair by Tad Williams? Very old fashioned, quite a good example of it's type, got some decent characters that I didn't hate, and did do some interesting exploration. I think it checks all your boxes if you haven't read it already.

The previously mentioned Lord of Light and Wizard of Earthsea are pro picks too, of course.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Gnoman posted:

Martin's also really bad about his characters and setting being a caricature of what he assumes the period he's writing about would be.

I'm aware of a grand total of two authors of historical fiction* who have ever managed to write

1) characters that were sympathetic to a modern reader, while also

2) being believable inhabitants of their own historical eras.

Those two are Mary Renault and Patrick O'Brian, respectively. Not coincidentally, both of them had invested decades of research into their respective subject areas before they set pen to paper to write fiction.

Bernard Cornwell manages to fake #2 well enough that it doesn't actively annoy me, but he does it by just writing his characters as rather unintelligent creatures of pure id, so questions like "what does Sharpe think of slavery?" just never come up.

Pretty much every other successful "historical fiction" writer just puts modern characters in period costumes. Martin doesn't even really do that; he just writes whatever will make his readers wince the hardest.

(*maybe three if you count Susannah Clarke, who's the only fantasy author I'm aware of who's ever pulled off the trick of writing in a consistent historical-period voice. Even Tolkien shifts about ; Hobbiton is in the 18th century, Rohan the 6th, Gondor the 1st).

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Jun 17, 2020

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

Cardiac posted:

Eh, morally grey characters hardly started with Martin. Or that his writing is in any way unique. Martin is nowadays a entry author to the fantasy field, but beyond that he is nothing except a decent and lazy author that wrote a trilogy about the war of the roses.

Sure, you can trace morally grey characters in fantasy back to Boromir or Elric or Fafrd and the Grey Mouser or Conan even. That's not my point. Martin is, however, the most widely known example of more contemporary fantasy that is specifically questioning or "subverting" the sort of fantasy Le Guin described.

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I've always felt that essay was a little unfair to poor Katherine Kerr and her perfectly pulpy, "hey this is my D&D campaign / SCA story" Deryni novels. It's like if Michael Jordan wrote a newspaper article about how bad his local high school basketball team was. Like, no poo poo, of course you write better than Kerr does, you're Ursula LeGuin.

Especially because it’s ragging on Katherine Kurtz, not Kerr.

Also I think it’s a little unfair to Kurtz because so many of her novels were focused on, basically, the politics of the notCatholic Church with the serials half-assed filed off. And that poo poo hasn’t changed much and isn’t all that different from modern politics.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
I think Le Guin is wrong at the end of that essay when she says that style is so important because “in fantasy there is nothing but the writer’s vision of the world. There is no borrowed reality of history ... there is no comfortable matrix of the commonplace..” Except, of course, there is, because fantasy/sci-fi books which involve a world which has nothing in common with our own would be completely uninteresting to human readers. Almost all genre books are variations on a shared vision of what a fantasy world is like (faux-medieval) or what a sci-fi world is like, and that world is very like our own because the further you get from it the less interesting it becomes. Le Guin had an interest in anthropology and it shows in what she writes and likes to read. She wants verisimilitude and the feeling that she is observing a different culture. Most readers are not looking for that.

That is, this is intentional, not failure of the author:

Gnoman posted:

Martin's also really bad about his characters and setting being a caricature of what he assumes the period he's writing about would be.

Also Le Guin’s excerpts of ‘real fantasy’ look pretty cringeworthy to me, but I guess we’ll just put it down to individual taste.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Martin doesn't even really do that; he just writes whatever will make his readers wince the hardest.

Not wanting to create a huge derail, but this is exactly the issue. Martin's characters are all cynical cardboard cutouts that are little more than a single character trait exaggerated into absurdity for the sake of giving as much offense as possible.

If Westeros was a real place, the nobility would either have been slaughtered, or else rule over barren wasteland within a few years.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Not to nitpick, but the nobility is regularly slaughtered in Matin’s books and has been for centuries.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Captain Monkey posted:

Not to nitpick, but the nobility is regularly slaughtered in Matin’s books and has been for centuries.


Not to the extent that they should be. They mismanage their lands so badly (because Martin wants to portray them as unconcerned with their "lessers", and doesn't actually understand the way the system was supposed to work) that the smallfolk would be rising up multiple times within the course of the books. Historical nobles faced mass desertion and outright rebellion of their serfs and/or peasants for far less offenses than what Martin's rulers treat as routine.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


jng2058 posted:

You ever read The Dragonbone Chair by Tad Williams? Very old fashioned, quite a good example of it's type, got some decent characters that I didn't hate, and did do some interesting exploration. I think it checks all your boxes if you haven't read it already.

The previously mentioned Lord of Light and Wizard of Earthsea are pro picks too, of course.

Agree with The Dragonbone Chair. Old-fashioned fantasy adventure that does some interesting things with it.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Xotl posted:

"From Elfland to Poughkeepsie", Ursula Le Guin, 1973. I'd recommend it. She talks not just about how the newer wave of fantasy was falling into a dry modernism, but also the mistakes authors make even if they want to escape it.

EDIT: Hell, here's another excerpt:


Some of the assumptions here are pretty interesting: that everyone not just reads but imitates Dunsany, when that was a practice that would be completely gone in another few years. But it's "They know instinctively that what is wanted in fantasy is a distancing from the ordinary" that really strikes me, since I increasingly get the opposite feeling from modern fantasy. Instead there seems to be the idea of taking X old fantasy concept and ruthlessly making it familiar, so that we have modern people speaking and thinking in modern ways fighting in organized standing armies in standard-issue uniforms against the 101st Dragon Corps with our Repeating Crossbow Skirmisher Company and so on.

I'm not sure that modernism is really the word you want here, if you're just meaning stuff that sounds contemporary.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Right now I'm about halfway through the 1983 SF-LOVERS digest (Vol 04) and John Norman's Gor books are getting discussed.

For people who never heard of GOR, the GOR books were a long-running (20+ years) harem fiction series written by a IRL college philosophy professor. The GOR books were sex-pervy enough to have broken the SF-LOVERS unspoken taboo of "Big Name genre authors are sacred cows, do not discuss Big Name/little name authors being sex predators or worse".

Taking that caveat into perspective, finding that the SF-LOVERS mailing discussions were pretty similar to what gets discussed here, only it's the books, movies, authors and pop-culture of 40 to 20 years ago being discussed. The George RR Martin of that era being a Brandon Sanderson style machine is very funny.

https://archive.org/details/SFLoversDigestArchive

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Lol the wikipedia article on GOR:

"While not officially connected to John Norman's work, Fencer of Minerva is a Japanese animated series containing many of the elements and ideas discussed in Gorean philosophy.[13]

During the mid-1990s, an attempt was made to publish an authorized graphic novel adaptation of the Gor series under Vision Entertainment. The project collapsed under a combination of financial issues and the nature of the imagery, which violated Canadian law, where the printer was located.[14] "

Dude got a borderline pornographic anime made from his work, probably without even knowing what anime was. How many fantasy authors today would love an anime adaption of their works?

That must've been some horrible stuff in the comics for it to not be able to be printed. Manga like Berserk gets sold in Canada, I have a hard time seeing how they could beat that imagery...

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



I'm a massive nerd. As such, I'm a great fan of Greg Egan.

Is there any other current author who could scratch the same itch?

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
Maybe Hannu Rajaniemi?

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

The funniest thing about John Norman was that he wrote a sex manual called "Imaginative Sex" and it was all basically Gorean stuff.

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

Also Le Guin’s excerpts of ‘real fantasy’ look pretty cringeworthy to me, but I guess we’ll just put it down to individual taste.

Unless I'm missing something, they're all meant to be. The bit about council lords on the White House lawn is from a Lin Carter book, iirc, and he's not anyone you'd hold up as a good writer.

Whoever wanted old-fashioned adventure fantasy: read The Worm Ouroboros by E. R. Eddison, which has wild deeds and characters who are heroes and villains in classical style, aristocratic and unlikeable, all in cod-Elizabethan prose.

It really is a shame that so much fantasy and sf is boringly written, it's such a waste. I just reread Babel-17 and, although it's a fairly conventional, Heinleinish adventure story, it's really done well; there are so many little details and surprises, and the description is wonderful; this passage is unique:

quote:

Drop a gem in thick oil. The brilliance yellows slowly, ambers, goes red at last, dies.
[...]
Fling a jewel into a glut of jewels.

This is how Delany chooses to describe a spaceship's travel. No crap about parsecs or rockets or liftoff.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Safety Biscuits posted:


Whoever wanted old-fashioned adventure fantasy: read The Worm Ouroboros by E. R. Eddison, which has wild deeds and characters who are heroes and villains in classical style, aristocratic and unlikeable, all in cod-Elizabethan prose.

Don't forget excrutiating and overly-detailed descriptions of any gem carvings in a 100-mile radius.

(I enjoy his dialogue, but he keeps stopping to list the fillagree)

Strom Cuzewon fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jun 17, 2020

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Safety Biscuits posted:

The funniest thing about John Norman was that he wrote a sex manual called "Imaginative Sex" and it was all basically Gorean stuff.

No. The funniest thing about John Norman is the "Gorean subculture" wikipedia page which I'm not linking to because it contains NSFW images.
Everything in it is deadly serious and that just adds to the hilarity.

Science Fiction Fantasy Megathread 3: Have you read GOR?....DON'T read GOR

quantumfoam fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jun 17, 2020

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Dzhay posted:

I'm a massive nerd. As such, I'm a great fan of Greg Egan.

Is there any other current author who could scratch the same itch?

I assume you've already read every Ted Chiang story?

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

A human heart posted:

I'm not sure that modernism is really the word you want here, if you're just meaning stuff that sounds contemporary.

Fair enough: that's freighted with all sorts of other meaning. I'm not sure what other term fits, offhand.

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




quantumfoam posted:

No. The funniest thing about John Norman is the "Gorean subculture" wikipedia page which I'm not linking to because it contains NSFW images.
Everything in it is deadly serious and that just adds to the hilarity.

Science Fiction Fantasy Megathread 3: Have you read GOR?....DON'T read GOR

Still wrong. This is the funniest thing about John Norman,

http://www.rdrop.com/~wyvern/data/houseplants.html

Houseplants of Gor posted:

HOUSEPLANTS OF GOR

The spider plant cringed as its owner brought forth the watering can. "I am a spider plant!" it cried indignantly. "How dare you water me before my time! Guards!" it called. "Guards!"

Borin, its owner, placed the watering can on the table and looked at it. "You will be watered," he said.

"You do not dare to water me!" laughed the plant.

"You will be watered," said Borin.

"Do not water me!" wept the plant.

"You will be watered," said Borin.

I watched this exchange. Truly, I believed the plant would be watered. It was plant, and on Gor it had no rights. Perhaps on Earth, in its permissive society, which distorts the true roles of all beings, which forces both plant and waterer to go unh appy and constrained, which forbids the fulfillment of owner and houseplant, such might not happen. Perhaps there, it would not be watered. But it was on Gor now, and would undoubtedly feel its true place, that of houseplant. It was plant. It would be watered at will. Such is the way with plants.

Borin picked up the watering can, and muchly watered the plant. The plant cried out. "No, Master! Do not water me!" The master continued to water the plant. "Please, Master," begged the plant, "do not water me!" The master continued to water the plant. It was plant. It could be watered at will.

The plant sobbed muchly as Borin laid down the watering can. It was not pleased. Too, it was wet. But this did not matter. It was plant.

"You have been well watered," said Borin.

"Yes," said the plant, "I have been well watered." Of course, it could be watered by its master at will.

"I have watered you well," said Borin.

"Yes, master," said the plant. "You have watered your plant well. I am plant, and as such I should be watered by my master."

The cactus plant next to the spider plant shuddered. It attempted to cover its small form with its small arms and small needles. "I am plant," it said wonderingly. "I am of Earth, but for the first time, I feel myself truly plantlike. On Earth, I w as able to control my watering. I often scorned those who would water me. But they were weak, and did not see my scorn for what it was, the weak attempt of a small plant to protect itself. Not one of the weak Earth waterers would dare to water a plant if it did not wish it. But on Gor," it shuddered, "on Gor it is different. Here, those who wish to water will water their plants as they wish. But strangely, I feel myself most plantlike when I am at the mercy of a strong Gorean master, who may water m e as he pleases."

"I will now water you," said Borin, the cactus's Gorean master.

The cactus did not resist being watered. Perhaps it was realizing that such watering was its master's to control. Too, perhaps it knew that this master was far superior to those of Earth, who would not water it if it did not wish to be watered.

The cactus's watering had been finished. The spider plant looked at it.

"I have been well watered," it said.

"I, too, have been well watered," said the cactus.

"My master has watered me well," said the spider plant.

"My master, too, has watered me well," said the cactus.

"I am to be placed in a hanging basket on the porch," said the spider plant.

"I, too, am to be placed in a hanging basket on the porch," said the cactus.

"I wish you well," said the spider plant.

"I, too, wish you well," said the cactus.

"Tal," said the spider plant.

"Tal, too," said the cactus.

I did not think that the spider plant would object to being watered by its master again. For it realized that it was plant, and that here, unlike on Earth, it was likely to be owned and watered by many masters.

By Elle, who has read far too many Gor books and taken far too many finals to be allowed to run rampant on a computer.


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