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Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.
So yeah, your brother's gonna be great!

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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

spacetoaster posted:

Same. Some dude's last words to me were "mister please".

War sucks.

At least the dude I refer to was pretty much dead before he hit the ground.

He was already checked out by the time he hit the ground- the rest of his life was silently paying the tab, thankfully.


And gently caress man.

I mean this with sincerity- hugs. I'd give you one if I was close, because just gently caress, man.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Your brother will probably be ok, but with obvious issues from service.

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code
Just be supportive of your brother. When I got out and started hitting my wall I didn't really have much family to go to and the ones I had I was never really very close. It took me getting black out drunk and trying to get my best friend I served with to kill me because I was too chickenshit to do it. I don't know any of you so I have no idea how he might respond to his service, I guess what I am saying is be there for him. He may not want to talk about stuff for awhile or at all, then maybe everything comes out at once. Then again maybe he will be fine. I imagine most of his missions will just be escorts, but again I have no real reasons to back that up.
If he plans on getting out at least he has some job skills with the helicopter thing. poo poo I was an 11B and got turned down at Target when I got out. I guess to be fair it was my first interview in like a decade. Of course now I'm wrapping up a bachelors in mechanical engineering so god loving willing I can start making some real money in my life. GI Bill For Lyfe.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
This picture gets worse the longer I look at it


PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

The ACFT may be delayed again.

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/06/29/senate-proposal-may-delay-launch-of-acft.html

Military.com posted:

Lawmakers in the Senate are proposing a new hurdle in the Army's race to replace its outdated physical fitness test.

The Army is moving forward with a plan to replace the current Army Physical Fitness Test, or APFT, with the new Army Combat Fitness Test, or ACFT, on Oct. 1, despite challenges posed by the coronavirus pandemic, including reduced access to training equipment.

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But the Senate version of the National Defense Authorization Act for 2021 would pump the brakes, requiring the Army to study the effect that the more challenging ACFT would have on deployed soldiers, as well as recruitment and retention efforts.

Army officials faced uncertainty about the test in March when the COVID-19 pandemic forced leaders to suspend all fitness tests to prevent the spread of the virus.

Rather than delay implementation, the Army announced in mid-June that all soldiers would begin taking a version of the ACFT, but the scores will not count against them until March of 2022 in an effort to allow the force to grow into the new six-event test.

But the Senate Armed Services Committee markup of the NDAA states that Secretary of the Army Ryan McCarthy "may not implement the Army Combat Fitness Test" until a study is completed by an "entity independent of the Department of Defense," according to language in the bill.

The study would determine if the ACFT would "adversely impact members of the Army stationed or deployed to climates or areas with conditions that make prohibitive the conduct of outdoor physical training on a frequent or sustained basis," the language states.

The study would also determine whether the ACFT has any effect on "recruitment and retention in critical support military occupational specialties (MOS) of the Army, such as medical personnel."

McCarthy's office did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

The House must still pass its version of the defense policy bill and reconcile it with the Senate version before it continues to final passage and goes to the president to become law.

Army officials stressed that APFT scores will remain valid until March 2022. Soldiers will begin taking the ACFT Oct. 1 so their scores can be entered into the Army's database, and fitness officials can begin to look for performance trends, Army officials have said.

The Army also announced that it will temporarily allow soldiers who cannot pass the new leg tuck event to perform an alternate exercise. Soldiers will have to attempt the leg tuck before being allowed to perform a plank exercise for a minimum of two minutes.

brains
May 12, 2004

PeterCat posted:

The study would determine if the ACFT would "adversely impact members of the Army stationed or deployed to climates or areas with conditions that make prohibitive the conduct of outdoor physical training on a frequent or sustained basis," the language states.

lol at the idea that the branch that already does outdoor PT at all of these locations and already has a test that completely disregards ambient temp, humidity, and altitude needs to study the effects of new testing in those same exact places so they don't adversely impact soldiers.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

brains posted:

lol at the idea that the branch that already does outdoor PT at all of these locations and already has a test that completely disregards ambient temp, humidity, and altitude needs to study the effects of new testing in those same exact places so they don't adversely impact soldiers.

You're seeing the collision of common sense and the Army.

More like they are afraid of losing all the old soldiers and all the female soldiers.

brains
May 12, 2004

i dunno if it's changed because i haven't been following it much (i'm sure it has), but when i got out last year HQDA were still firmly against any permanent profile exemptions for the ACFT, which was particularly hilarious in aviation because it would have gutted like 90% of the NCOs above E-6 in the first year. like did anyone at the pentagon even look at the demographics? it seemed like every AHB or GSAB HQ was uncomfortably aware that their senior NCOs were just going to evaporate come 2021.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

PeterCat posted:

Outdated physical fitness test

Has anyone said there was any major issue with running/pushups/situps? I get that it's been around for a while, but the APFT just exists to give a commander a general idea about the level of fitness in his unit. I've never used it as some kind of end all/be all test of total physical fitness, and I don't think it should be.


brains posted:

i dunno if it's changed because i haven't been following it much (i'm sure it has),

It has. Permanent profiles are fine now and the alternate events are in. The exact standards for the alternate events are what's got to get nailed down.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

spacetoaster posted:

Has anyone said there was any major issue with running/pushups/situps? I get that it's been around for a while, but the APFT just exists to give a commander a general idea about the level of fitness in his unit. I've never used it as some kind of end all/be all test of total physical fitness, and I don't think it should be.


It has. Permanent profiles are fine now and the alternate events are in. The exact standards for the alternate events are what's got to get nailed down.

Level of fitness to do what exactly?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

Level of fitness to do what exactly?

In my case shuffle a bunch of paper around a large office.

Is that what you meant?

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working

spacetoaster posted:

Has anyone said there was any major issue with running/pushups/situps? I get that it's been around for a while, but the APFT just exists to give a commander a general idea about the level of fitness in his unit. I've never used it as some kind of end all/be all test of total physical fitness, and I don't think it should be.


It doesn't effectively assess the level of fitness in a unit because it's a terrible way to test for physical fitness. The ACFT is a better test in every way when it comes to telling if someone is actually physically fit for army stuff.

But the ACFT is harder to manage logistically in every way because it follows that if the test is better for assessing physical fitness, the 135 lb dudes that can max an APFT because they're only moving 75 lbs in a pushup are suddenly revealed to not actually be physically fit by meaningful and useful standards. I think this is good; maxing the APFT 2 mile run but being unable to carry someone because you're too physically weak makes you worse at doing soldier stuff, not better.

It also removed the gendered scoring, age-based scoring, and the minimums should be easier for anyone in okayish shape to achieve. It provides more useful data on actual physical fitness in a unit, as well as a more useful range of data - if you're making decisions based on someone's PT score, a maxed ACFT is rare and is going to require they be in legitimately great shape, and a failure tells you that they're really not in shape or they don't care.

Unfortunately it all falls apart because real physical fitness with strength requirements necessitates actual training and equipment. Calisthenics don't make people stronger at deadlifting. The guard especially is struggling with this.. people that could cruise through an APFT by just not getting fat aren't able to do a leg tuck or have never deadlifted with a trap bar, and it's on them to figure it out and improve.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

We could just go back to thw WWII PT test.

It would go well with the retro Class As


https://readynutrition.com/resources/see-how-you-stack-up-against-the-ww2-fitness-test_11102014/

7 pull ups
31 jump squats
27 pushups
52 situps in 2 minutes
and a 300 yard sprint in 52.5 seconds

And you need to do it all within a 2 hour time period. To receive the highest score, you need to do considerably more:

20 pull ups
75 jump squats
54 pushups
79 situps in 2 minutes
and run 300 yards in 44 seconds

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

spacetoaster posted:

Has anyone said there was any major issue with running/pushups/situps?

That army has known since the 90s that situps are just a spine killer of limited fitness or strength benefit.

There's a report on it on DTIC if you care to find it.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

not caring here posted:

That army has known since the 90s that situps are just a spine killer of limited fitness or strength benefit.

There's a report on it on DTIC if you care to find it.

I believe it.

What was the test we had before the APFT? Run, dodge, jump?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
To be honest, I don't know. When I joined up, I came in thinking "man, these army peeps must really know something about exercise science and poo poo, I'll really be able to learn something new!"

Then first day of basic comes around and then it's like "RIGHT gently caress FACES THIS IS THE BEND AND REACH" and then I thought "oh my god what the gently caress have I done" and that's when I stopped paying attention to anything the army said about exercise.

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.

not caring here posted:

To be honest, I don't know. When I joined up, I came in thinking "man, these army peeps must really know something about exercise science and poo poo, I'll really be able to learn something new!"

Then first day of basic comes around and then it's like "RIGHT gently caress FACES THIS IS THE BEND AND REACH" and then I thought "oh my god what the gently caress have I done" and that's when I stopped paying attention to anything the army said about exercise.

NOT TO DEFEND the bend and reach or any of the stupid in cadence poo poo we do, but dynamic stretching actually is better than static stretching. And it looks less dumb than the loving knees and ankle rotation.

Honestly, since we're talking about a test for "army stuff" which doesn't really mean anything anyway, why not just a timed 12 mile ruck. It doesn't get more "army stuff" than that.

APFT, btw, is great at how simple it is and how good a job it generally does at "giving your commander a general idea of your muscular strength and endurance". Yeah, there are exceptions like tall people generally suck at sit ups that you could maybe refine with crunches like the marine corps, but there's absolutely a correlation between some vague "general fitness for army stuff" and a high APFT score.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I don't know what to say to your post other than :laffo:

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I don't know what to say to your post other than :laffo:

Hahaha, I made my choice. I chose to buy in and lose my soul.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
As an actual semi-legitimate fitness professional with a degree in the field (lol), one of the actual kinda meaningful certifications (CSCS, kinda lol), and some decent accomplishments both personal and from clients:

Every single loving rear end-backwards aspect of the military's physical fitness culture and praxis can suck my loving dick from the back. There are zero redeeming aspects to any of it until you get to JSOC level resources, and any half measure bullshit anyone tries to implement (Army PRT drills) is immediately rendered worthless the second it's implemented.

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code
Need to go back to training with heavy clubs.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The army should switch to yoga

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

The army should switch to yoga

Staff officers already do this, if we even bother to show up to PT that is.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
And today I learned that I've finally completely forgotten what any of the PT exercises were. Thank god.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
They were all things that you'd never do in a gym because they are largely ineffective, and with the added bonus of getting your rear end laughed at so hard that you could never go back.

And that's basically all you need to be remember.

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

not caring here posted:


and then I thought "oh my god what the gently caress have I done"


I love this part the most. New thread title?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

not caring here posted:


Then first day of basic comes around and then it's like "RIGHT gently caress FACES THIS IS THE BEND AND REACH" and then I thought "oh my god what the gently caress have I done" and that's when I stopped paying attention to anything the army said about exercise.

Sounds very much like my first day of basic.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I had never actually encountered the bend and reach since they do not do it in the navy. I finally googled it and watched a video. loving :lol:

Howard Phillips
May 4, 2008

His smile; it shines in the darkest of depths. There is hope yet.
Didn't the Navy get rid of the situps because it's pointless and actually creates injuries?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Howard Phillips posted:

Didn't the Navy get rid of the situps because it's pointless and actually creates injuries?

They were supposed to remove them and replace them with planks, but googling today looks like they have not done that and situps are still a part of the PRT.

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working
PRT is one of the dumbest things in a very dumb army.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Itchy_Grundle posted:

I love this part the most. New thread title?

I support this action. *signs off on the 4187, sends it to higher*

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Mr. Nice! posted:

I had never actually encountered the bend and reach since they do not do it in the navy. I finally googled it and watched a video. loving :lol:

At my last unit there was usually a dude a week that was getting carted off to the hospital because the combination of having been standing in formation for 15 minutes, the freezing cold, prior injuries and a wild swinging touch your toes type motion makes you prone to seriously throwing your back out.

Who would've thought?

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
To be fair, the movement is supposed to be slow and deliberate, but so many of these drills not to mention parts of the ACFT) are high maintenance in that doing them improperly likely leads to injury.

Hell, I'm no doctor. Would it surprise me if doing them properly also lead to injury?

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working

Bell_ posted:

To be fair, the movement is supposed to be slow and deliberate, but so many of these drills not to mention parts of the ACFT) are high maintenance in that doing them improperly likely leads to injury.

Hell, I'm no doctor. Would it surprise me if doing them properly also lead to injury?

Most of the time that I've done PRT the instructor tries to go as quickly as possible so they can get to "THE REAL PT" and if they go slow and deliberate people complain. It's just a check-the-box thing. The only good PT I've ever had has been being released to workout in a gym, and even then usually there isn't enough time to get as good a workout as I want in before forming back up and getting accountability to go off and do other dumb poo poo.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
My favorite part of army pt is where they force you to do exactly what they want, in their exact way, at their exact speed, at their time, in their choice of clothes, at their venue, sing songs while doing it, even controlling how you breathe, for their specified duration and they then tell you that it's your responsibility.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
The whole Army should adopt officer PT, which is essentially do whatever the gently caress you want for PT. Strangely I could rarely get anyone to agree with me on this.

"Soldiers would just get fat and fail PT tests!" Bruh, they already do!

Most Soldiers I met had an interest in physical fitness but they're always forced to do whatever dumb poo poo their NCOs want them to do.

The one size fits all approach to physical fitness doesn't work and it never will.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
ARMY ARMY ARMY ARMY ARMY ARMY ARMY




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ARMY

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Mustang posted:

The whole Army should adopt officer PT, which is essentially do whatever the gently caress you want for PT. Strangely I could rarely get anyone to agree with me on this.

"Soldiers would just get fat and fail PT tests!" Bruh, they already do!

Most Soldiers I met had an interest in physical fitness but they're always forced to do whatever dumb poo poo their NCOs want them to do.

The one size fits all approach to physical fitness doesn't work and it never will.

ahem, have you ever heard of a little something called ESPRIT DE CORPS??

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