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I am so full-on loving mad whenever he starts yammering about his ratings and his unbelievable numbers. Whenever I read a tweet of his I look like this:
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old beast lunatic posted:I cannot wait to see what kind of stupid poo poo the president says at the covid briefings. Must see TV. loving love it. I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U?
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Jul 20, 2020 17:18
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Newt Gingrich has been milking white grievance and riling up white trash for over 40 years. He is the Jesse Helms of our generation.
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Jul 20, 2020 17:19
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"The president looked extremely masculine while retelling how he aced identifying a drawing of an elephant."
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Jul 20, 2020 17:19
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Donnie will do the dementia test live to placate the haters and losers
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Jul 20, 2020 17:20
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Martytoof posted:Well I got some bad news for you We've never had a stronger, more outdoorsy president 
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Jul 20, 2020 17:22
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:I never read his stuff, but the Kindle version of Elmer Gantry is 99 cents on Amazon, so I scooped it up. Might be a good time for a dystopian book thread in GBS. I have a million things going on, but I'll start one if no one else beats me to it.
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Jul 20, 2020 17:23
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unpacked robinhood posted:Donnie will do the dementia test live to placate the haters and losers this would be amazing because im sure a large amount of his cult dont even know whats on the test
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Jul 20, 2020 17:28
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Groovelord Neato posted:One of the only smart things he's done was stop doing them so of course he couldn't stick to it. i am so goddamn excited for more covid briefings!
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Might be a good time for a dystopian book thread in GBS. I have a million things going on, but I'll start one if no one else beats me to it. same. work is brutal right now, but I will  if you make one.
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A Fancy Hat posted:I'm only half-joking when I say I want Trump to be chased by people with torches and pitchforks the second he's out of the White House. The only problem is Frankenstein's Monster was a tragic figure in that scenario so it's not really a good comparison. You ever see O Brother Where Art Thou? At the end, a bunch of guys come in with a rail and put Homer Stokes on it and run him out of town on it. I want that to happen to Trump. Though they just throw him in the Potomac.
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twistedmentat posted:You ever see O Brother Where Art Thou? At the end, a bunch of guys come in with a rail and put Homer Stokes on it and run him out of town on it. I want that to happen to Trump. Though they just throw him in the Potomac. Trump will be the second president who could be called a rail splitter
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almost forgot, I was driving behind Mike Pence today
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:i am so goddamn excited for more covid briefings! Listen, it's... okay. OKAY. We're back, we're doing the briefing, and I'm really very excited about it. They... some of the numbers for these things have been incredible and we're looking at doing even better numbers if you can believe. Ratings, they call 'em. But, okay, so we're taking some questions maybe at the end but first I just want to say what an incredible job I've done here. You people won't report it, you never will, but the people can see it. I did an interview on Sunday, did you see this? And it was extremely hot, from the standpoint of temperature, and I was there. I did it all. And nobody said thank you for that. OHhhh. Thank you, Mr. President, SIR. Now, was that so hard? But I did it and I don't need a big round of applause, but I suppose you might give me one. That might be nice. I don't know. I don't know. OKAYYYYYYYYYY. *snfffff* So the first thing we need to talk about is the testing. Because nobody else seems to get this, so I'm explaining it. You do a test, you get the disease. Or maybe you don't. It's basically a 50/50 shot here, maybe a little more towards you don't get it. I don't know. But you... if you never take the test, you don't have the case. The case goes away. So if we test 100 guys, big strong guys? And 50 of them test positive, that's not good. Even one case is not good. But you test nobody, and then nobody tests positive? That's really good. And we want more of that. I suppose you might call it a mandate on the testing, a recall of testing. The testing is moving in to phase 2. And we're doing so much less, it's gonna make your head spin how the numbers drop. And I think we're going to be looking very good heading in to the school year. Okay, let's take some questions. Okay, what was that? Can you... okay. Okay. So the question is, how many people do we expect to die from the WUHAN FLU before the vaccine. Okay. Uh... well I'd say probably a few million at this rate, is that right? I mean, we're at 130,000 or so and that's... you know, that's after a few months. I'll say a million maybe. A million dead. They told me at the beginning it would be at least 20 million so I'm doing pretty incredible, wouldn't you say? Okay. Next question. That's incredible rude, that's a terrible question. That's... no, I'm not answering that. I'm not going to answer that. NO. I just... no.... no you stop talking. I simply said that we should look at injecting bleach into the body, perhaps as a treatment, or medicine. It's not... it makes sense. You do the bleach, you clean the floor. And the body is, if anything, a lot like a floor. So you... no. NO YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! Once again, you see why I... no. One last question. Okay. This is from, okay from One America News. Well, I don't know why I'm so handsome, I suppose I was just born that way. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Many of you are scum, just absolutely the rudest people I've ever met. Absolutely terrible, very bad stuff here and Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders must be loving this stuff. I see you, I see you both, hiding in the sink and laughing at me. It's not... trust me, you're not the first people to hide in that sink. So that's... have you heard this? Joe Biden, he wants to destroy religion. Okay. OKAY? That's not really a good thing, is it? Okay, thank you, you're human scum, thank you for coming. God Blesshshhhh.
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I seriously can not wait to see how sweaty this fat gently caress gets outside in August in Florida. He's going to be a literal ball of slime.
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Jul 20, 2020 17:55
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Lmao, the guy who killed the judges son involved in the epstein poo poo was found dead due to "suicide".
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Oscar Wild posted:Lmao, the guy who killed the judges son involved in the epstein poo poo was found dead due to "suicide". Are you making GBS threads me
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unpacked robinhood posted:Are you making GBS threads me https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1285249452626923521?s=19
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Oscar Wild posted:Lmao, the guy who killed the judges son involved in the epstein poo poo was found dead due to "suicide". holy loving poo poo https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/19/us/federal-judge-esther-salas-shooting-investigation/index.html
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Oscar Wild posted:Lmao, the guy who killed the judges son involved in the epstein poo poo was found dead due to "suicide". looks like this was a troubled lone wolf scenario
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Oscar Wild posted:Lmao, the guy who killed the judges son involved in the epstein poo poo was found dead due to "suicide". the man was laid off from his fedex job, and, as well all know, the cure is worse than the disease! many such cases!
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Jul 20, 2020 18:04
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Oh my god, Turmop attempting to read a random verse from the Bible would've been the funniest poo poo ever. *Big fat wet bitch tries to look bigly profound as he opens his bible and it takes 4 minutes to realize he's holding it upside down* TuRmpo: REMEMBER LOT'S WIFE!
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Jul 20, 2020 18:04
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Castor Poe posted:Oh my god, Turmop attempting to read a random verse from the Bible would've been the funniest poo poo ever. we know what verse Pence would read Ezekiel 23:20 quote:She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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Oscar Wild posted:Lmao, the guy who killed the judges son involved in the epstein poo poo was found dead due to "suicide". Well, now other assassins will be aware of this risk and will demand higher prices from this employer. The free market wins again.
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Castor Poe posted:Oh my god, Turmop attempting to read a random verse from the Bible would've been the funniest poo poo ever.
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Castor Poe posted:Oh my god, Turmop attempting to read a random verse from the Bible would've been the funniest poo poo ever. His favorite verse is when lot's daughters get him drunk and gently caress him
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It's a national scandal, folks. An unacceptably disrespectful tan suit has been spotted in the oval office once again
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Catastrophe posted:It's a national scandal, folks. An unacceptably disrespectful tan suit has been spotted in the oval office once again How long are those socks?!
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old beast lunatic posted:I cannot wait to see what kind of stupid poo poo the president says at the covid briefings. Must see TV. loving love it.
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Catastrophe posted:It's a national scandal, folks. An unacceptably disrespectful tan suit has been spotted in the oval office once again Bet this fucker eats Dijon mustard, and that look in his eyes, you know he wants to kick up his feet on that desk!
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graham cracker posted:Bet this fucker eats Dijon mustard, and that look in his eyes, you know he wants to kick up his feet on that desk! I've always had this feeling that trump smells heavily of mustard and really foul ball sweat, not just piss
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Jul 20, 2020 18:33
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Everything looked good on the Obamas. Which is why all the racist poo poo about Michelle being trans or whatever was so ridiculous. Or him being some scrawny manlet. Just so crazy to think we had 8 years of conservatives making fun of appearances only to be followed by this embarrassing flesh golem and his 72 inch tie.
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