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lightpole posted:Half the fun of twitch are the constant trolls of the streamers to provoke a reaction and watch them roll with it. Even major streamers carefully curating their community are subject to it. And you think a bunch of army officers and NCOs are capable of handling twitch chat? If they were, they wouldn't have made the military a career.
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Twitch chat is a cesspool, learning how to control it would probably be a good screen for that demographic.
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How the hell is the budget wide enough for streamers but so tight they have to do fake giveaways?
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CommunityEdition posted:How the hell is the budget wide enough for streamers but so tight they have to do fake giveaways? 
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CommunityEdition posted:How the hell is the budget wide enough for streamers but so tight they have to do fake giveaways? different pots of money This is a joke but probably accurate.
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CommunityEdition posted:How the hell is the budget wide enough for streamers but so tight they have to do fake giveaways? Wait, are they actually paying streamers? I thought the military had PR officers and stuff for this?
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Defenestrategy posted:Wait, are they actually paying streamers? I thought the military had PR officers and stuff for this? Look you think SSGBigDawg1stCav just made that name up? No sir, he earned that name after six weeks of basic
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Jul 28, 2020 21:02
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https://twitter.com/orangewaldo/status/1286405521474371584?s=20 Fuckin yikes
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Kicked out? more like promoted ahead of peers.
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Cool green on green fuuuuuck that dude.
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LMAO what did he think the end result of threatening the armorer was going to be?
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According to the armorer it was all a prank and the rounds aren’t real. Doesn’t mean it’s not phenomenally stupid and the former SPC isn’t a racist jerk. He refuses to name whoever filmed it and handled the M9.
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mlmp08 posted:According to the armorer it was all a prank and the rounds aren’t real. Doesn’t mean it’s not phenomenally stupid and the former SPC isn’t a racist jerk. He refuses to name whoever filmed it and handled the M9. Ah, yes, "rounds aren't real". Bet Brandon Lee would get a laugh out of that one.
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Jul 28, 2020 21:30
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"Treat every gun as if it's loaded, unless you loaded it with dummy rounds, in which case hey, go nuts and have a lol".
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Wingnut Ninja posted:"Treat every gun as if it's loaded, unless you loaded it with dummy rounds, in which case hey, go nuts and have a lol". Trust Game 2: Tiktok Boogaloo
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the crayon and backwards letters send this over the top into actual greatness
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I admire the effort if not the result, although really the result is funny too.
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Jul 30, 2020 06:36
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The best part is that as he ages it'll look all the more childish as the letters stretch out and get even more hosed up.
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Jul 30, 2020 06:40
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Oh Jesus. That's brilliant in its own special way 
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It's so stupid it wraps around to being brilliant and then keeps going right back into stupid again.
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Jul 30, 2020 07:43
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They couldn’t have thrown a misspelling or two in there?
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brb asking jeff to increase priority of feature request to get pictures as thread titles
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Ugly In The Morning posted:They couldn’t have thrown a misspelling or two in there? My only complaint is that it lacks a "smeper fi."
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He's a marnie
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What's the over under on what body part that is? I'm taking dibs on rear end.
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Wild T posted:What's the over under on what body part that is? Impossible to calculate that proposition.
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That made me realize that "oorah" backwards is "haroo". Maybe the marines should make that their new motto. HAROO! 
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Wild T posted:What's the over under on what body part that is? This question has troubled me since I first saw this image. Noting the hints of varicose veins just to the right of 'fight', the hairs to the left of the bottom 'he's', and what looks like skin folds up above the tattoo, my best guess would be 'I have no clue where this fits in on the anatomy of a normal person'
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Ugly In The Morning posted:They couldn’t have thrown a misspelling or two in there? Well, it's Marines, so they probably thought there were.
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MrUnderbridge posted:Well, it's Marines, so they probably thought there were. "I intentionally misspelled comittment, see?"
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Gargamel Gibson posted:That made me realize that "oorah" backwards is "haroo". Maybe the marines should make that their new motto. Nixon’s Own.
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Gargamel Gibson posted:That made me realize that "oorah" backwards is "haroo". Maybe the marines should make that their new motto. they'd just all sound like dick nixon in futurama
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Jul 30, 2020 23:20
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Well let's be real here, he does sound like a Marine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDTiZoWWvG8
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:This question has troubled me since I first saw this image. I think it's the kidney zone, second guess male underboob
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The Rat posted:Well let's be real here, he does sound like a Marine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHoqWQB3Cp4
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:This question has troubled me since I first saw this image. Could be non-ironic moto on dependa anatomy. That changes things somewhat.
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Not explicitly military, but I saw this and immediately thought of this thread because this is an extremely enlistment bonus move. https://twitter.com/AltersReality88/status/1290337003100344320 28% APR, more or less 1.2k every month until 2028 
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Not explicitly military, but I saw this and immediately thought of this thread because this is an extremely enlistment bonus move. 10 bucks that car is repo'd or totaled in under a year.
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