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- nut
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as the machine trudges forward, cranking out tims at an unrealistic pace, too many now to feed and cloth with my pittance, I realize the error in my ways
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Aug 16, 2020 18:06
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- Prof. Crocodile
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i will go back in time and prevent the making of that rick and morty episode where rick goes back in time to eat mcdonalds spicy tzatziki sauce that was only released for a short period to coincide with the release of Disney's Hercules.
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Aug 16, 2020 18:11
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- Escape From Noise
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Keep thinking about using my time machine but I keep getting way too nervous about creating time paradoxes so it just gathers dust in my garage.
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Aug 16, 2020 18:26
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- Macnult
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*lurking the DCT era*
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Aug 16, 2020 18:28
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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I go back in time and give the Roman Empire schematics for a Glock.
I'm just curious that way, idk.
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Aug 16, 2020 19:27
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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2nd Roman Legion rolling up into Gaul - marching lockstep as they hold their iron sideways.
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Aug 16, 2020 19:29
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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"Brutus - the time god said that Austria denotes a land in Noricum. Take your men and find us more gats. Aere Perennius!"
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Aug 16, 2020 19:34
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- Vei
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*still doesnt buy bitcoin* gently caress........
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Aug 16, 2020 19:38
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- Macnult
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*still doesnt buy bitcoin* gently caress........
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Aug 16, 2020 19:52
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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welp im gonna go fix all my mistakes seeya later
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Aug 17, 2020 01:05
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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ok I'm back! I fixed every single mistake I made and now I'm the best version of myself. thanks thread!!
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Aug 17, 2020 01:06
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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2nd Roman Legion rolling up into Gaul - marching lockstep as they hold their iron sideways.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 17, 2020 04:25
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Eating a cake, then going back in time to just before I ate the cake and eating it again. The best possible paradox.
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Aug 17, 2020 05:37
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Eating a cake, then going back in time to just before I ate the cake and eating it again. The best possible paradox.
Marie Antoinette's head exploding like that scene in scanners
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 17, 2020 05:41
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- Khanstant
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i was thinking today about going back in time to teach cavemen how to make plastic and really throw off the old tech tree
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Aug 17, 2020 06:03
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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I'm going back in time to undermine every opportunity you take at self improvement, until you're a withered shell of a human being
i already am that. i'm going back in time to eat a cheese pizza
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Aug 19, 2020 19:13
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- Escape From Noise
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Going back in time to warm myself against possible time paradoxes
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Aug 20, 2020 06:31
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- nut
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going back in time to prevent people from getting on the titanic but i can't find leonardo dicaprio anywhere
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Aug 20, 2020 12:23
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- Macnult
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i've been sneaking into jeff bezos' garage on a daily basis and intentionally misplacing things. i'm gonna make him so stressed out that he goes bald
edit: a victory, but a pyrrhic one
Macnult fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Aug 23, 2020
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Aug 23, 2020 17:08
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