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ookiimarukochan: Apr 4, 2011

Seldom Posts posted:

What is the name of this book?

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Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

Bees?

# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:56

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Mokotow posted:

Bees?

Beads!!

# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:58

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

"I thought the bear would gently caress her, and in the end the bear hosed her. Riveting, a page turner.", says D.F. Willard of the The New Yorker.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:59

Grraarrgghh: Feb 12, 2012; "Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T29GiGDSEEk

# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:27

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

jojoinnit posted:

Glad it's not just me. I was once upgraded to first class and even with the full flat bed I couldn't sleep for a second on an overnight flight.

Funny pic:

I don't get why this is a thing, even if you're barely well off you can get showers installed that flaunt the water usage regs.

LBJ had a special shower installed, with a special jet to blast his enormous wiener, the only temp selections being hot or cold, no mixing of any kind. Why doesn't Trump just do this for his bad hair and micro-mushroom instead of disassembling policies that might keep Southern California habitable for another couple years?

# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:45

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:57

Seldom Posts: Jul 4, 2010; Grimey Drawer

ookiimarukochan posted:

Does someone actually try to shoot the bear with a .357 magnum in that book!?

Because I definitely read a Canadian YA book about a girl who goes camping with a .22 rifle, her boyfriend follows her and brings a huge handgun to try and impress her. They then get attacked by a bear. That obscure book is what I thought was being referenced, not the infamous bear sex book.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:07

Ak Gara: Jul 29, 2005; That's just the way he rolls.

Elviscat posted:

I don't get why this is a thing, even if you're barely well off you can get showers installed that flaunt the water usage regs.

LBJ had a special shower installed, with a special jet to blast his enormous wiener, the only temp selections being hot or cold, no mixing of any kind. Why doesn't Trump just do this for his bad hair and micro-mushroom instead of disassembling policies that might keep Southern California habitable for another couple years?

Okay but doesn't weak shower pressure make it so you spend longer soaking your hair in the shower, thus ultimately using more water?

I wonder if I could attach a patio pressure washer to my bathroom. If your shower can strip paint from glass, it can clean you vigorously.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:19

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

The perfect low flow head has settings to shoot a small stream at high pressure for rinsing suds out and a soaking low pressure wide area for getting wet in the first place. It's not mother nature's fault you are buying poorly designed pieces of poo poo and you don't need full pressure across 2 feet of rain shower head to get the dingleberries off.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:37

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Lodin posted:

It's racist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_Tatum

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:51

Snackmar: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I knew those towers were no good

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:58

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

dialhforhero posted:

This is like a photo of some weird mammal dick comparison like dogs vs. gorillas or something.

The mammal dick comparison expert has logged in.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:06

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The mammal dick comparison expert has logged in.

Look buddy I gotta make myself feel more confident somehow.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:35

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Nalesh posted:

Where's "12 hours later"

That's the "Well Rested" one.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:42

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

https://twitter.com/keeyakeys/status/1295373438857682945?s=21

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:46

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/keeyakeys/status/1295373438857682945?s=21

The economy is so bad

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:50

Chris Pistols: Oct 20, 2008; Piss Crystals

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/keeyakeys/status/1295373438857682945?s=21

Honestly thought the clown was pulling out a gun at the end.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:52

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Sonderval posted:

They ain�t pretty but they last.

Grenfel at least stayed up which is better than your �towers�.

Grenfel caught on fire because of poo poo wiring & a bad freezer, it probably couldn't handle the breeze coming off a Cessna's wing let alone a direct hit from a commercial jet

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:56

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Chris Pistols posted:

Honestly thought the clown was pulling out a gun at the end.

It just had a little stick with a flag that said BANG!

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:59

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Grenfel caught on fire because of poo poo wiring & a bad freezer, it probably couldn't handle the breeze coming off a Cessna's wing let alone a direct hit from a commercial jet

Yeah but no one bothered to take a commercial jet there so it didn't need to either.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:03

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Grenfel caught on fire because of poo poo wiring & a bad freezer, it probably couldn't handle the breeze coming off a Cessna's wing let alone a direct hit from a commercial jet

Also the company being super cheap with the new facade and not paying the extra few bucks per tile for fire resistant ones.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:10

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Mokinokaro posted:

Also the company being super cheap with the new facade and not paying the extra few bucks per tile for fire resistant ones.

"hey, the guy that sold me the tiles said they complied with the regulations! What's that? No his company doesn't exist anymore, why do you ask?"

# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:18

Stocky Manhood: Jul 29, 2014; Can I get a hat wobble?

BiggerBoat posted:

It's racist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_Tatum

It says "No Geese". You're allowed to have one.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:24

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Stocky Manhood posted:

It says "No Geese". You're allowed to have one.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:40

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Terry Bogard taking out a restraining order on behalf of his adopted son.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:43

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Cocaine Bear posted:

Fabio

# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:46

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:48

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Memento posted:

"hey, the guy that sold me the tiles said they complied with the regulations! What's that? No his company doesn't exist anymore, why do you ask?"

They did comply! The regs they didn't comply with were changed a few years earlier, despite warnings about fire risk.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:30

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Kheldarn posted:

Someone post the thread.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:36

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Elviscat posted:

I don't get why this is a thing, even if you're barely well off you can get showers installed that flaunt the water usage regs.

LBJ had a special shower installed, with a special jet to blast his enormous wiener, the only temp selections being hot or cold, no mixing of any kind. Why doesn't Trump just do this for his bad hair and micro-mushroom instead of disassembling policies that might keep Southern California habitable for another couple years?

Just unscrew the shower from the wall and remove the plastic flow restricter from inside it. Jab it with a screwdriver and pop it right out.

Increase the pressure coming out of your shower by 100% right there.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 03:21

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Yeah I got a new shower head for the guestroom shower and it originally sucked. No pressure, no flow, just dribbled out water. Taking it apart and popping out the limiter turned into the best showerhead in the house.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:07

ante: Apr 9, 2005; SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Memento posted:

the best showerhead in the house.

but enough about your wife

# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:28

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJAGIbPAXxc&t=7618s

Edit: Ignore the length, it's timestamped

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 05:09 on Aug 18, 2020

# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:37

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Lodin posted:

Just one specific Goose that is very horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LL2AtHo1gk

_{_*HONK*}

# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?