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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

doverhog posted:

Why do entrepreneurs always fantasize about selling their company to Microsoft or some such? If you are such a business animal shouldn't you wanna keep owning your company that does something important and successful?

Why the hell would you want to keep going to work if you're rich enough not to?

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/nekolenin/status/1298336330766843904?s=19

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Tom Clancy has a real weird thing for that. There was almost half a chapter in Rainbow Six dedicated to how cool it is that military guys can sleep anywhere and wake up without alarms.

The most amazing thing I've seen is how you can reactivate a drunk, passed out marine simply by barking their last name followed by a command.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


loving Westphalia.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/snakeymama/status/1298259680133668875

Thread.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1298424097043603461?s=20

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Looks like someone found Hallownest

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Tom Clancy has a real weird thing for that. There was almost half a chapter in Rainbow Six dedicated to how cool it is that military guys can sleep anywhere and wake up without alarms.

C.S. Lewis’s “The Horse and His Boy” (I think that was the one?) had a trained soldier who could do this. Just lay down on bedroll, say Memo To Self Wake Up At 5:15 and do it.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1298313767781048321?s=21

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Mister Mind posted:

C.S. Lewis’s “The Horse and His Boy” (I think that was the one?) had a trained soldier who could do this. Just lay down on bedroll, say Memo To Self Wake Up At 5:15 and do it.

Yeah but that’s in Narnia.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/BloodyfasterTV/status/1298384344810246150

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
for anybody else who didnt know: john cena's catchphrase is apparently "you can't see me"

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Oh that's good :kiss:

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/sablaah/status/1298409046849007616?s=21

(Following comments are also good.)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ConanSalaryman/status/1298621282909671424

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1298435465205428226?s=20

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/decentbirthday/status/1298350046937788418?s=20

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/925153480997605376?s=20

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
pixelated boat is v hit & miss

that one was a miss

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

I thought it was funny and in fact I think his posts are more funny than they aren't.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

fadam posted:

I thought it was funny and in fact I think his posts are more funny than they aren't.

i liked it

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

pixelated boat is v hit & miss

that one was a miss

You're the miss. Miss Stupidhead.

Also, this one was good.

\/\/\/ so it's a miss if it's new but a hit if it's old?

jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 20:47 on Aug 26, 2020

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
wait that's from 2017

i thought he was recycling an old joke, but it is actually the original joke
my bad

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

That's a drat fine quote

For those who don't know, though, the 3/5ths compromise was actually pretty bad and it should have been a 0, since the whole "3/5ths of a person" thing was exclusively whether slaves count as population for the purposes of how many representatives a state gets, so naturally the slave states wanted slaves to count as 1 and the free states wanted them to count as 0. Them counting as "3/5ths of a person" meant that slave states got more representatives than they should have, since the representatives did not actually represent the needs of the slaves at all.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Was the Fugitive Slave Act based on race, that was a pretty big law

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

zoux posted:

Was the Fugitive Slave Act based on race, that was a pretty big law

Considering Slavery in the US was race based, yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judicial_aspects_of_race_in_the_United_States#Racial_construction_and_immigration

It's not a great listing, it's no where near complete but it does give an idea of how wide spread race laws were. From slavery, to Jim Crow, to immigration, to race mixing, there were a gently caress ton of laws about race. That doesn't get into laws that were basically created to make Slavery 2.0 after the Civil War.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/NicholasPegg/status/1298647435829563393

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Somfin posted:

That's a drat fine quote

For those who don't know, though, the 3/5ths compromise was actually pretty bad and it should have been a 0, since the whole "3/5ths of a person" thing was exclusively whether slaves count as population for the purposes of how many representatives a state gets, so naturally the slave states wanted slaves to count as 1 and the free states wanted them to count as 0. Them counting as "3/5ths of a person" meant that slave states got more representatives than they should have, since the representatives did not actually represent the needs of the slaves at all.

Thanks for the education, that was interesting to learn.

And man did your country do some lovely stuff. (As did every other country)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Moo the cow posted:

Thanks for the education, that was interesting to learn.

And man did your country do some lovely stuff. (As did every other country)

Always remember: there is nothing uniquely bad about the US when you look at everyone else.

https://twitter.com/familiarscoot/status/1298653007123554304?s=21

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/andrewslack/status/1298455275393945600

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/1298729316075831298

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD




My brother in law was the first class of MARSOC. He always told me that SEALs only joined the service to write books. He hasn’t been proven wrong.

bort
Mar 13, 2003

https://twitter.com/woodmuffin/status/1298811061307682816?s=20

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/IncredibleCulk/status/1298730289737293824?s=20

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I'm glad he seems to be doing alright lately

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jennineak/status/1298473354794393605

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/TomCruise/status/1298336338434052096?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1298850388695830528

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


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