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TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





He has to write his entire plot in one book.

Which as far as I can tell is supposed to be about hubris but we haven't done a very good job of setting that up. He basically cusses out the Mayor's wife who is his own aunt and gets a defraud the Mayor card free forever. He attacks Snape and gets promoted. It's hilarious.

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Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Malpais Legate posted:

How does he even finish this? He's had that many words and still nothing relating to the supposed "main plot" even gets covered.

600+ pages of Sanderson avalanche-grade story compression.

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
easy, you just eventually write another bad book but start claiming the 'kingkill chronicles' are a decalogy

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
"The Wheel of Time also started out as a trilogy."

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

"oh you misunderstood, i said thrillogy, because i am your thrilling writerly boyfriend" beard visibly rustling on its own

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007
He's already accounted for this. He said some time ago that the first three books are just the PROLOGUE to the actual series.

So it sounds like he'll just do the rest of his legend in the next book somehow and then books 4-6 will be the modern-day nonsense.


Or something.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

lot of people talking like another book's actually gonna come out all of a sudden

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Patware posted:

lot of people talking like another book's actually gonna come out all of a sudden

I’m betting on in 3 to 6 years if it comes out at all.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I honestly don't think he's got another book in him. I think he wrote a bunch in college, turned all of that in, and is now totally out of ideas.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I honestly don't think he's got another book in him. I think he wrote a bunch in college, turned all of that in, and is now totally out of ideas.

He has a misbegotten reputation as a good writer and a prose artist that he absolutely cannot live up to, and he'd prefer to coast on that than show the world his real lack of talent. Plus he's still treated like he's a writer and has enough money and gets to aggressively leverage his fame to try to gently caress his young female fans. What incentive does he have to write another book?

If you sit down to play poker and through happenstance or just getting amazing draws win a bunch of money, and get a reputation as poker shark I can absolutely see not wanting to actually play poker again because people will see that you actually aren't good at all. Especially if you get invited onto... ESPN I guess it is? To talk about poker and give your opinions on it.

StonecutterJoe
Mar 29, 2016
Also, probably safe to assume that he hasn't been dropped by his publisher for the same reason GRRM hasn't: there's always the chance he might write another book, and they know that even if it's the worst thing since the Eye of Argon, it'll still sell like hotcakes thanks to people pre-ordering and grabbing it on launch day in droves.

If it turns out to be dogshit, though, the next one won't. Which leaves him positioned as a known prima donna and massive procrastinator whose years-overdue last book was a disaster. Good luck ever getting another contract. He probably figures the safest thing he can possibly do is tread water forever, and he's not wrong.

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


TheGreatEvilKing posted:

He has to write his entire plot in one book.

Which as far as I can tell is supposed to be about hubris but we haven't done a very good job of setting that up. He basically cusses out the Mayor's wife who is his own aunt and gets a defraud the Mayor card free forever. He attacks Snape and gets promoted. It's hilarious.

there was that time that whats his face tricked kvothe into entering the library with a lit candle, but only because he was drugged and had been physically beaten betsy, you loving rear end in a top hat how dare you suggest kvothe was uncharacteristically stupid here

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


i just assume that every time the story goes out of its way to explain why kvothe didn't do the logical thing, it's because his editor pointed out that kvothe wasn't doing a logical thing

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





pseudanonymous posted:

He has a misbegotten reputation as a good writer and a prose artist that he absolutely cannot live up to, and he'd prefer to coast on that than show the world his real lack of talent. Plus he's still treated like he's a writer and has enough money and gets to aggressively leverage his fame to try to gently caress his young female fans. What incentive does he have to write another book?

See I'm not sure he actually realizes that he's not as good as his reputation suggests. This is the guy going around writing crap like the Slow Regard of Silent Things with the preface that you're just too stupid to understand Auri's Deep Rape Trauma story. I imagine that he feels pressure and thus his headlong flight from any fan who doesn't uncritically praise the Cheerios boxes, but last I was on the Rothfuss FB fan pages the entire comment section was "stop posting this stupid faux-eccentric poo poo and finish the loving book."

That being said a smart man would say something after his editor called him out.


Raiad posted:

i just assume that every time the story goes out of its way to explain why kvothe didn't do the logical thing, it's because his editor pointed out that kvothe wasn't doing a logical thing

This part is absolutely hilarious because the scene with the aunt is played to explain why Kvothe doesn't get the Maer's help looking for the Amyr, except that if Kvothe had put two and two together he could have pointed out the Chandrian killed her sister and we could have seen that Kvothe is intelligent and actually moved the plot forward. Unfortunately Kvothe is only clever when it comes to manipulating people and cheating on tests, which is hilarious because our objective frame story goes out of its way to show how smart Kvothe is by having him tear apart Chronicler's cipher in about five minutes. But we got sex fairy instead.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Someone linked this gem below one of r/KingkillerChronicle's stickied posts.

StonecutterJoe
Mar 29, 2016
Imagine not deleting that post out of pure shame

I mean immediately, not after 2018

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

TheGreatEvilKing posted:

See I'm not sure he actually realizes that he's not as good as his reputation suggests. This is the guy going around writing crap like the Slow Regard of Silent Things with the preface that you're just too stupid to understand Auri's Deep Rape Trauma story. I imagine that he feels pressure and thus his headlong flight from any fan who doesn't uncritically praise the Cheerios boxes, but last I was on the Rothfuss FB fan pages the entire comment section was "stop posting this stupid faux-eccentric poo poo and finish the loving book."

I think he's kind of like Trump in some ways. He knows he doesn't "have the best words" on some level, but he refuses to ever admit it, even to himself. But deep down he knows, and in some ways that is an actual tragedy.

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019
so why do people think Rothfuss isn't actually as good as he's known for? did someone else come up for the ideas in the first two books, like a D&D campaign someone else wrote or something? or did he have a really aggressive underappreciated editor? what is it?

Lyon
Apr 17, 2003
The Name of the Wind was a pretty good first entry for the genre despite its many flaws. The Wise Man’s Fear was more or less a regression, it highlighted all of the flaws of the first book with few to none of the redeeming qualities. If his second entry had shown improvement rather than decline we would be having a very different discussion.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Its Chocolate posted:

so why do people think Rothfuss isn't actually as good as he's known for? did someone else come up for the ideas in the first two books, like a D&D campaign someone else wrote or something? or did he have a really aggressive underappreciated editor? what is it?

There is no shortage to people exhaustively explaining the problems with the books. Just from recent memory the writing about music is so wildly bad its like a blind man pretending he has a mastery of the color palette.

There are literally no female characters with agency in the book, they all exist simply to show how great Kvothe is through wordplay or charming charisma.

Neither of these two things are that notorious; it's Rothfuss' personal crusade to declare how much of a feminist he is and how great he is at writing perfect, faultless prose that engenders a lot of the criticism.

Then there's the story of his other projects, including Slow Regard which is apparently a novel sized metaphor about rape starring a manic pixie dream girl with purple prose so bad you'd expect to be reading it on a fanfiction website.

Here's someone from the last thread explaining

BananaNutkins posted:

At a convention, I met Kvothfuss and heard him speak. He mentioned that he has "literally" hundreds of beta readers, but he had a rule for offering feedback, and the rule is thus: Don't offer advice on the sentence or paragraph level. That's his wheelhouse. He's spent "literally" hundreds of hours pouring over every line so the read goes smoothly "like water rushing over river stones".

Messing with his prose, he said, was a "slapping offense" and a quick way to get you dropped from his exclusive circle of readers.

Then he read articles from his blog and the crappy school newspaper he wrote for for eight years.

Speaking of blog articles

https://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2012/02/concerning-hobbits-love-and-movie-adaptations/

quote:

You know that it’s going to be like? It’s going to be like wandering onto an internet porn site and seeing a video of a girl I had a crush on in high school. You probably knew someone like her. The smart girl. The shy girl. The one who wore glasses and was a little socially awkward. The one who screwed up the curve in chemistry so you got an A- instead of an A.

She was a geek girl before anybody knew what a geek girl was. And that was kinda awesome, because you were a geek boy before being a geek was culturally acceptable.

You liked her because she was funny. And she was smart. And you could actually talk to her. And she read books.

And sure, she was girl-shaped, and that was cool. And she was cute, in an understated, freckly way. And sometimes you’d stare at her breasts when you were supposed to be paying attention in biology. But you were 16. You stared at everyone’s breasts back then.

And yeah, you had some fantasies about her, because, again, you were 16. But they were fairly modest fantasies about making out in the back of a car. Maybe you’d get to second base. Maybe you could steal third if you were lucky.

And maybe, just maybe, something delightful and terrifying might happen. And yeah, it would probably be awkward and fumbling at times, but that’s okay because she’d be doing half the fumbling too. Because the only experience either one of you had was from books. And afterwards, if you make a Star Wars joke, you know she’ll get it, and she’ll laugh….

That’s the girl you fell in love with in high school. You didn’t have a crush on her because she was some simmering pool of molten sex. You loved her because she was subtle and sweet and smart and special.

So you stroll onto this porn site, and there she is. Except now she’s wearing a thong and a black leather halter top. She’s wearing gently caress-me red lipstick and a lot of dark eye makeup. Her breasts are amazing now, proud and perfectly round.

Someone’s taught her to dance, and she does it well. She’s flexible and tan. She has a flat midriff and walks like a high-class Vegas stripper. Her eyes are dark and smouldering. She has a riding crop, and she likes to be tied up, and her too-red mouth forms a perfect circle as she sighs and moans, and tosses her head in a performance designed to win any number of academy awards….

And what’s the problem with this? Well… in some ways, nothing. What you’ve found is perfectly good porn. Maybe even great porn.

But in other ways the problem is blindingly obvious. This girl has nothing in common with your high-school crush except for her social security number. Everything you loved about her is gone.

We loved the sweet, shy, freckly girl. We still remember her name, and after all these years she lives close to our heart. Seeing her in lipstick and stiletto heels dancing on a pole is like watching Winnie the Pooh do heroin and then glass someone in a bar fight.

In summary there are endless examples in both the novels he's written and all the countless other outlets for his weird brand of creative writing that he is not a good writer and is more obsessed with his image as a good writer then actually putting in work.

pentyne fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Sep 1, 2020

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019

pentyne posted:

There is no shortage to people exhaustively explaining the problems with the books. Just from recent memory the writing about music is so wildly bad its like a blind man pretending he has a mastery of the color palette.

There are literally no female characters with agency in the book, they all exist simply to show how great Kvothe is through wordplay or charming charisma.

Neither of these two things are that notorious; it's Rothfuss' personal crusade to declare how much of a feminist he is and how great he is at writing perfect, faultless prose that engenders a lot of the criticism.

Then there's the story of his other projects, including Slow Regard which is apparently a novel sized metaphor about rape starring a manic pixie dream girl with purple prose so bad you'd expect to be reading it on a fanfiction website.

Here's someone from the last thread explaining


Speaking of blog articles

https://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2012/02/concerning-hobbits-love-and-movie-adaptations/


In summary there are endless examples in both the novels he's written and all the countless other outlets for his weird brand of creative writing that he is not a good writer and is more obsessed with his image as a good writer then actually putting in work.

what I meant was more, how are people going to feel defrauded by the last book if he's always been the same? if they read the first two and liked them in spite of the problems why would they turn on him now?

PJOmega
May 5, 2009
Mostly by the fact there's never going to be a third book. But also even ardent fans of NotW are decidedly less enthused about WMF. Which is nominally mitigated by the fact it's the middle book of an alleged trilogy so the third book was supposed to be the swelling finale.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

Its Chocolate posted:

what I meant was more, how are people going to feel defrauded by the last book if he's always been the same? if they read the first two and liked them in spite of the problems why would they turn on him now?

As far as I can tell: A lot of Rothfuss's readers connect with his PR image rather than anything he's actually written. They don't care about Kvothe's adventures because they substitute a parasocial relationship with him instead. When browing fanspaces for Rothfuss I fins a lot of chatter about the man himself and very little about the characters or adventures.

Being a Rothfuss fan is a very ego driven thing in the sense that many fans tie their identity to being Rothfuss fans. Not Kvothe fans, not NOTW fans, but Rothfuss fans.

So if the fans turn on Rothfuss its because the facade has finally crashed down and their own sense of self has been attacked. They shrugged off the criticism of his writing because his prose and style never mattered. But if its really confirmed that Rothfuss is mismanaging his charity, and that he hasn't been writing, and that he deceived his editor and his fans, and that he's an egotistical jerk that wants to live the high life of nerddom without actually producing anything, well....

Your identity as "a fan of the incredible author Patrick Rothfuss" crumbles. They don't feel defrauded by the third book because there was never going to be a third book. They feel defrauded because Rothfart lied and conned them.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'm one of those weirdos that like WMF more than NotW. Now, I'm not saying it was a better book, just that the parts I liked about it I liked more than the parts I liked about the first book. I liked the whole bandits thing, I liked the in world short stories more, I liked the grumpy tree, and I liked the teaser towards the end hinting that Kvothe straight up changed his name name to be Kote and not just going under a pseudonym. I also like Bast and he's in it more.

That said, neither book is the be all end all of fantasy story telling or anything. I don't feel like I wasted my time reading them, but I also don't go out of my way to recommend them to people either.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Its Chocolate posted:

what I meant was more, how are people going to feel defrauded by the last book if he's always been the same? if they read the first two and liked them in spite of the problems why would they turn on him now?

Because they've had 10 years+ for their tastes to evolve. What worked for you as a kid/young adult may not work for you as an older adult.

Because its been billed as a trilogy since the beginning and none of the plot threads are close to resolution, so the 3rd book will either NOT be the end or it will be so crammed with exposition to wrap things up that it will be rushed - significantly different from the first two books they enjoyed.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'll take a rushed book if the Chandran are in it and the king is finally introduced and killed. Bonus points for killing the angel and kidnapping a princess from a burrow king, but I'm sure he's forgot about those.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

"The middle name of the trafficked little girl he rescued was Princess, and the real last name of the fake Ruh was Barrowking (a common Vintian and distinctly non-Ruh name), so you see, technically,"

RichestManInTown
May 1, 2004

People I meet keep getting torn into pieces.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

"The middle name of the trafficked little girl he rescued was Princess, and the real last name of the fake Ruh was Barrowking (a common Vintian and distinctly non-Ruh name), so you see, technically,"

Wheelbarrows were invented by a Vintian named Barrowking which is why they are called wheelbarrows.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

pentyne posted:

BananaNutkins posted:

At a convention, I met Kvothfuss and heard him speak. He mentioned that he has "literally" hundreds of beta readers, but he had a rule for offering feedback, and the rule is thus: Don't offer advice on the sentence or paragraph level. That's his wheelhouse. He's spent "literally" hundreds of hours pouring over every line so the read goes smoothly "like water rushing over river stones".

Messing with his prose, he said, was a "slapping offense" and a quick way to get you dropped from his exclusive circle of readers.

Then he read articles from his blog and the crappy school newspaper he wrote for for eight years.

lol at this loving simile. You know what water rushing over river stones is? loving rapids.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Karia posted:



lol at this loving simile. You know what water rushing over river stones is? loving rapids.

He only got so far as "river stones are smooth".

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Deadly as a sharp stone beneath swift water!

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
A prankster with a wheelbarrow dropped a sharp stone into the rapids. Kvothe ran his boat, the Angel, into it.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

there's no such thing as angels. you imbecile. you loving moron. i slew a perfectly ordinary glowing winged humanoid divine messenger, the common anglus

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
All the fans see themselves as Kvothe in their head when in reality they are the scribe, a bumbling clueless fan so excited to see their hero they believe everything they are told.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

Atlas Hugged posted:

A prankster with a wheelbarrow dropped a sharp stone into the rapids. Kvothe ran his boat, the Angel, into it.

and this is all brushed past as unimportant because we can't have exciting boat journeys in the main narrative. also he gets "metroided" in the process again.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Tree Dude posted:

and this is all brushed past as unimportant because we can't have exciting boat journeys in the main narrative. also he gets "metroided" in the process again.

But that just leaves more time for Kvothe's latest sexual adventure: Kvothe and the daughter of the Halfling Vicar

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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"But the trial was so impressive and made you a living famous guy!"
":lol: Nice try poo poo bag, there were pirates and hurricanes in there too, but that's not what's important. What's importnant was that I had two jots and six pence to my name and, bro, you should have seen Denna...."

MartingaleJack
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.
I think I could enjoy a wish fulfillment not-ninja fantasy book with a smugly perfect sex god protagonist if the author leaned into it a little more. But Rothfuss is all spin and projection. He's more of a grabass politician than a writer.

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


pirates and ship wrecks and trials aren't important, but let me go on at length about this time i hosed a fairy for like a century

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Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

Raiad posted:

pirates and ship wrecks and trials aren't important, but let me go on at length about this time i hosed a fairy for like a century

A more interesting writer might let him get it on with the fairy and be sent off with compliments, only to return to the world literally a century later, friendless and forgotten. Fae time is a funny thing.

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