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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

Genuinely sounds like a Warren Ellis or Grant Morrison plot from the late 90s/early 00s.

There's an opening bit in the increasingly dated Accelerando where the transhuman protagonist's brain, which hosts his publicly-accessible web server, gets slashdotted (old-school terminology for going mildly viral, look it up, told you it was dated) and he has to free up a bunch of space to handle the incoming traffic, and even then his perception of time gets completely hosed by the sudden increase in processing load.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Samovar posted:

...

This HAS to be down to nepotism, right?

Nah, it's just smart marketing. The alternative logos all look fine but are very generic and forgettable. The one they chose is weird and bizarre and as a result has got a shitload of free publicity from Very Smart And Funny People Online making jokes about how bad it is.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

vyelkin posted:

Nah, it's just smart marketing. The alternative logos all look fine but are very generic and forgettable. The one they chose is weird and bizarre and as a result has got a shitload of free publicity from Very Smart And Funny People Online making jokes about how bad it is.
"Jokes on you, idiot: I meant to poo poo my pants :smug:"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Somfin posted:

slashdotted (old-school terminology for going mildly viral, look it up, told you it was dated)

It has been a loooooong time since I've seen that. :corsair:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

artsy fartsy posted:

It's not actually "I'm a taurus" right? I remember looking up the lyrics back when the show was first popular and some site had that line and another one had the much more likely "all my toys" but if you Google it now everything says taurus but that's just a mistake that got copied over and over, right??

Tauruses are supposed to be good with the ladies, iirc. In any case it's absolutely "I'm a taurus."

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

vyelkin posted:

Nah, it's just smart marketing. The alternative logos all look fine but are very generic and forgettable. The one they chose is weird and bizarre and as a result has got a shitload of free publicity from Very Smart And Funny People Online making jokes about how bad it is.

Ah, yes, the "What do you mean the London 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving Bart a blowjob?" excuse.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Being real I think the London one was definitely a mistake of dumb rich people not realizing their taste is lovely, while the Japanese one is absolutely a savvy ploy for free marketing.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


StillFullyTerrible posted:

oh
sorry i've played too many management/sim games
where your profit is what you use to buy new things and hire new people

sounds like you'd make a lovely capitalist then :smuggo:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/BryceElder/status/1300011663089901568?s=20

Entire thread is gold (he blocked me tho)

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

World War Mammories posted:

sounds like you'd make a lovely capitalist then :smuggo:

perhaps i would actually make a good capitalist, and all the ones we have now are the lovely ones :thunk:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/jamesotron/status/1299281468976443392

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Ahahaha

"There is only one God and it is DOOM!"

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Tauruses are supposed to be good with the ladies, iirc. In any case it's absolutely "I'm a taurus."

I always thought he said "and I'm a tard" which fits the character

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:henget:

https://twitter.com/indigogloves/status/1299928859610099719?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/gregeganSF/status/1299229010681974784

https://twitter.com/BonneMillie/status/1299841096424525825

https://twitter.com/fifthtimecharm/status/1299785786129346560

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I especially love how crappy/tilted the walls look

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/richard_littler/status/1300015580590886913

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


I know a certain holistic detective agency that can help you out!

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

Karia posted:

I know a certain holistic detective agency that can help you out!

only downside is you open your home to eagles

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

https://twitter.com/nomenloony/status/1299984926490714113?s=19

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1299893910316167169?s=20

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013


Quality mom

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

morallyobjected posted:

only downside is you open your home to eagles

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/anne_theriault/status/1300119399786057729

Ready! Set! Blow!
Jun 17, 2005

Red alert.
https://twitter.com/sn_fk_n/status/1300030615501312003

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
https://mobile.twitter.com/OnlineXtians/status/1299739839185784832?s=20

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


I went to a Benedictine highschool. The monks were pretty drat cool. One of the rode a motorcycle, another one had a huge woodworking shop and made canoes and guitars.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

That's a sacremental tallboy.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/neighbours_wifi/status/1300147267316441088

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

It deterred the dog from not chewing. Accurate label.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

She'd better kick that habit.

Selfies, I mean.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/natalie_morrill/status/1299911961946263552

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Oof.

https://twitter.com/NeinQuarterly/status/1300184104307105792?s=20

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ThatGambrellGuy/status/1296559068748951554

Ready! Set! Blow!
Jun 17, 2005

Red alert.
https://twitter.com/haunting_absurd/status/1300036252314619904

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1300199439601004544

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/KnabeWolf/status/1300079138603180032?s=20

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What... response were they expecting with that opening? What are they trying to sell?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

OwlFancier posted:

What... response were they expecting with that opening? What are they trying to sell?

"Vote"

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Well I mean she asked.

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