- Khanstant
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know i'm a few years late to the party but excited to see what everyone's been raving about
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Sep 16, 2020 20:00
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- Adbot
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Jun 10, 2024 13:30
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- nut
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ah poo poo this one is multiplayer
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Sep 16, 2020 21:04
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- nut
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1 man 2 controllers wireless gloryhole speed run at AGDQ
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Sep 16, 2020 21:05
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- Prof. Crocodile
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feverishly flipping through the instruction manual, looking for instructions on how to pair my wireless gloryhole with my dick sucking trolley robot
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Sep 16, 2020 22:41
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- Macnult
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thanks to digital edging i’ll never complain about lag again
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Sep 16, 2020 22:48
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- Khanstant
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keep getting a popup saying my connection is unsafe, this sucks
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Sep 17, 2020 02:44
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- FutonForensic
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the wireless gloryhole, or "smarthole,"
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Sep 17, 2020 03:15
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Tired: The Internet of things
Wired: The Internet of holes
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Sep 17, 2020 03:15
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- nut
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tool assisted speedrun
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Sep 17, 2020 03:36
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- Macnult
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the wireless gloryhole, or "smarthole,"
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Sep 17, 2020 03:42
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- Khanstant
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jfc thing should have come with protective goggles -- do NOT stare directly into the hole up close
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Sep 17, 2020 04:06
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Holes Magazine™ says it's the best new innovation since the vacuum cleaner
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Sep 17, 2020 04:15
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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I'm pretty sure I can beat all you guys on a speedrun.
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Sep 17, 2020 15:43
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- Khanstant
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kind of an embarrassing question but what am i supposed to do with my hands when the thing is on ?
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Sep 18, 2020 07:13
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- FutonForensic
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kind of an embarrassing question but what am i supposed to do with my hands when the thing is on ?
Great question. The Wireless Gloryhole gives you all the time and free hands you need to:
- Catch up on work emails
- Have a Cold One while watching the Big Game
- Clap
- Pretend you know sign language
- Clap
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Sep 18, 2020 12:43
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- nut
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you didn't get the controllers?
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Sep 18, 2020 13:01
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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I called my wife "my wireless gloryhole" and now Im sleeping on my parents couch.
One time I had a teacher who said he didn't need porn because he has his own personal porn machine at home. This was in reference to his wife. I feel like he meant well, but woo, that's some poor optics.
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Sep 18, 2020 15:54
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- nut
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i too have a personal porn machine at home i built it out of a raspberry pi and a nintendo 64 with the hey you pickachu controller microphone
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Sep 18, 2020 16:22
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- FutonForensic
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you put ubuntu on your PPM? smdh
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Sep 18, 2020 17:15
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- nut
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I’ve still been using the MK. I model *holds up a cd-rom*
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Sep 18, 2020 17:49
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- Khanstant
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you put ubuntu on your PPM? smdh
idk who ubuntu is but my PPM has been fluctuating all week but this weekend will be the real time to get a peak measurement
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Sep 18, 2020 23:44
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- FutonForensic
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these PPM readings... the hole is becoming sentient
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Sep 19, 2020 00:04
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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something something microtransaction
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Jan 20, 2021 00:44
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