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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

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el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Always a pleasure

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


The Dool

E: I googled the movie and it's secretly a pro-life movie

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

feedmyleg posted:

Lennon works enough that I seriously doubt he's got to take any job that comes across his plate.

iirc Lennon specifically has talked about this and, yeah, no, he pretty much does take anything that pays green money, that's how he works so much.

it's also very unlikely that he saw the actual script in full vs. just seeing his sides and knowing the basic premise of the movie, and most of the stuff that can be pointed to as in any way redeeming would've been in his sides, whereas most of the reprehensible poo poo wouldn't have been. if he was only given his sides, it's probably fair to say the movie was actively structured to hide what it was from him.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007


This poster raises my expectations to a level that I doubt this movie can meet.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Sirotan posted:

I know people here seem to have strong reactions to Tyler Stout posters, but he's got a new one on sale for the next couple of hours as a timed edition that I think is pretty neat, and the story behind it is interesting as well:



Amazing. I can recall almost every single frame that he traced.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


This movie’s on Shudder and is pretty great.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


Is this what Kelsey Grammar was talking about in Money Plane?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Ego-bot posted:



This poster raises my expectations to a level that I doubt this movie can meet.

The Gauntlet is pretty drat good. But not that good.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(1) Ruby Rose is back as... The Doorman? Shouldn't it be The Doorwoman? Ah well, blegh.


(1b) Jean Reno looks like poo poo, goddamn


(2) Realizing how long this hack fraud has been making movies made me feel old.


(3) Five bucks they make a joke about how millennials can't operate a rotodial.


(4) The farmer, Uber driver, and factory worker are all the same person. That's the twist. America is a hellscape.


(5) I also need another round, every time I look at the news!


(6) Daniel is hunting for the loving amateur who took the easy way out on masking his hair.


(7) Cool poster design, don't have any jokes here.


(8) Another sick and twisted Little Red Riding Hood movie? Maybe?


(9) Ed O'Neill needs a GoFundMe to afford his colonoscopy bags. That's my first guess at the plot, and I'm not going to bother to try and find out what the real story is.


(10) Falcon escapes the Marvel Cinematic Universe and in doing so, rips apart a hole in the space-time continuum.


(11) Always fun to see the Red Dead font get put to good use.


(12) Viggo voices the zombie duck, haunting this child with guilt for the rest of his days.


(13) Hey remember when MBS killed this journalist then The Rock gave him a rimjob via Instagram


(14) Anthony Hawkins is also my father now


(15) Well, at least the poster designer had fun.


(16) WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACCEEEE


(17) Very old school vibe, not gonna say I don't love this.


(18) Remember to tune into WWE Crown Jewel!


(19) gently caress. This.


(20) Spooky!


(21) This one made my eyes hurt.


(22) Brutalism porn is back, fuckers!


(23) God this poster rules, I hope this movie is good. It probably isn't but alas.


(24) They finally made a movie about the world's greatest WCW World Heavyweight Champion! Holy poo poo!


(25) Cable organization is serious business, Maggie! You can't gently caress around wiring up your double ultrawide monitors setup!


(26) Lazy! gently caress you!


(27) It would be nice if this turned out to be good.


(28) Well, this could be... anything...

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

M. night owns ya dingus

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

CelticPredator posted:

M. night owns ya dingus

So he owns Taintrunner's dingus. Who cares? Doesn't make him a good director.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Taintrunner posted:


(6) Daniel is hunting for the loving amateur who took the easy way out on masking his hair.


I'm the 007 logo they didn't think about where to put until too late.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011


Is this getting a 4K remaster or what?

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Gargamel Gibson posted:

So he owns Taintrunner's dingus. Who cares? Doesn't make him a good director.

What makes him a bad one?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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A good director is only as good as his dingus’

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I think it’s the fact his success rate for movies is like 20%?

Though it’s nice seeing a sham defender, reminds me of the 90s

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Taintrunner posted:


(19) gently caress. This.

I hope Sandler is keeping his promise of making the worst movie every in retaliation for Uncut Gems not getting all the awards.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I was going along with the "jokes" but then it just kept going on and on and on and on and on.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?

Taintrunner posted:


(9) Ed O'Neill needs a GoFundMe to afford his colonoscopy bags. That's my first guess at the plot, and I'm not going to bother to try and find out what the real story is.
Hold up...

Are those actor names in the order the actor appear on the poster and vaguely near the actors they correspond to?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Is Shane Paul McGhie a door?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Waffleman_ posted:

Is Shane Paul McGhie a door?

No, he's a chicken.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Pooldead.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Listening to "What Went Wrong" with The Last Airbender and from past discussions about M. Night - the general consensus is he's good when he's directing his own stuff and not tied to executive input. He's bad when adapting other people's material.

The Sixth Sense, The Village, Signs, The Visit, Unbreakable/Split/(Haven't seen Glass) are all good.

He's got some misses for sure but he's not without some good movies under his belt.

Unbreakable is legit the best superhero movie ever made.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Signs is good?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The village is good?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

BonoMan posted:

Unbreakable is legit the best superhero movie ever made.

No that's Blade. Or Venom.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

CharlestheHammer posted:

The village is good?

I remember liking the first act. Then it forgot what it wanted to do, I think.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

BonoMan posted:

Listening to "What Went Wrong" with The Last Airbender and from past discussions about M. Night - the general consensus is he's good when he's directing his own stuff and not tied to executive input. He's bad when adapting other people's material.

The Sixth Sense, The Village, Signs, The Visit, Unbreakable/Split/(Haven't seen Glass) are all good.

He's got some misses for sure but he's not without some good movies under his belt.

Unbreakable is legit the best superhero movie ever made.

literally none of these movies are actually good and “unbreakable is the best superhero movie ever made” is regurgitated mid-aughts vogue internet movie critic crap

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean unbreakable is solid

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



On the Bristol scale, sure.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

THE BAR posted:

Signs is good?

CharlestheHammer posted:

The village is good?

Yes and yes.

scary ghost dog posted:

literally none of these movies are actually good and “unbreakable is the best superhero movie ever made” is regurgitated mid-aughts vogue internet movie critic crap

I mean, it ain't, but you don't have to look far to find a dozen or so that are clearly far worse.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Schwarzwald posted:

Yes and yes.


I mean, it ain't, but you don't have to look far to find a dozen or so that are clearly far worse.

spawn is better than unbreakable

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
This really is the 90s

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Ah yes, the 90s, the end of history :allears:

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I have no idea what you mean but sure

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

CharlestheHammer posted:

I have no idea what you mean but sure

Just waxing nostalgic for when the term was being thrown around just a couple short decades ago. The more things change...

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Mister Chief posted:

Is this getting a 4K remaster or what?

Looks like its getting remastered and a Fathom Event stateside. Hopefully that's followed up with a home/streaming release as well.

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