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doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Gandalf is literally an angel of god, who took part in the song of creation where everything that happens was preordained.

Bilbo didn't kill Gollum because he felt pity. Gollum was defenseless and seemingly harmless. God likes poo poo like that, in catholic Tolkien's mind at least.

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LordSaturn: Aug 12, 2007; sadly unfunny

you could also point out that the death penalty, or any other intentional execution of a person judged bad, is apples-and-oranges different from wanting someone to die of a disease they caught all on their own

# ? Oct 3, 2020 15:28

thepopmonster: Feb 18, 2014

2nd Timothy 4:14 (KJV):

Alexander the coppersmith did me much evil: the Lord reward him according to his works.

There you go, if the Apostle Paul said it it must be OK.

# ? Oct 3, 2020 15:46

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

IMHO the series is better than the movie; tighter because of the constraints of the TV format.

https://twitter.com/patwmurray/status/1312043885615607813

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ScarletCatalie/status/1312410603340869636

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LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Yeah, I think as a nation we�ve watched 200,000 people die from something that was exacerbated by our leader�s actions and inaction. It is just and fair that he too suffer the same agonizing fate that he let his constituents contract due to his greed, hate and narcissism. However wishing for a thing doesn�t make it so; he�s sowing and we�re just watching from the sidelines with popcorn. It�s not like any one gave him COVID-19 with malice in their hearts, it�s simply the expected result of his behavior.

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Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/WavesDX/status/1312079596741971971

# ? Oct 3, 2020 17:25

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Skwirl posted:

Oh, no, you misunderstand

It's fine to hope for someone else's death on twitter as long as they're a woman or BIPOC, you can even threaten to do it yourself.

Whether or not Trump dies from COVID, he will die before me, and I will spend every dollar it takes to find his grave and piss on it.

# ? Oct 3, 2020 17:39

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

xtal posted:

Whether or not Trump dies from COVID, he will die before me, and I will spend every dollar it takes to find his grave and piss on it.

Reminds me of this classic Onion article:

https://www.theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/hum_dunkin/status/1312047465437294592

# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:55

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/TheAndrewNadeau/status/1312426479981072384?s=20

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Foxfire_: Nov 8, 2010

https://twitter.com/scott_bowser/status/1312265307696721921

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Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

https://twitter.com/AmandaHyslop/status/1311803806938804224

# ? Oct 3, 2020 19:31

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/FIDE_chess/status/1312234518938517504

# ? Oct 3, 2020 19:39

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

Woozie66 posted:

I mean sure, but you can't throw hypotheticals around and say "OBVIOUSLY this is the next step."

Where is that tweet that's like "Twitter is 75% someone coming up with a hypothetical person, then getting very angry at this person who does not exist" because that's you.

found it if you're interested

https://twitter.com/edburmila/status/1312090965100953600?s=20

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/samlymatters/status/1312466543771443200

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Zandracon: Oct 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1312444689279184898

# ? Oct 3, 2020 21:21

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/philipglass/status/1312436556469170176

# ? Oct 3, 2020 21:54

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Context: @RealTimeWWII is an account that tweets events and news headlines in real time as if World War II is currently happening. It starts tweeting on September 1 (the day WW2 started) on a given year and continues until September 2 six years thereafter (when it ended) and repeats again on September 1 the following year.

Anyway this is what was happening on this day in 1942 :allears:

https://twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/status/1312504795417067522

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 22:39 on Oct 3, 2020

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/1312487111652564993

# ? Oct 3, 2020 23:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

doverhog posted:

Gandalf is literally an angel of god, who took part in the song of creation where everything that happens was preordained.

Bilbo didn't kill Gollum because he felt pity. Gollum was defenseless and seemingly harmless. God likes poo poo like that, in catholic Tolkien's mind at least.

God does love murdering defenseless people is what you're saying?

# ? Oct 3, 2020 23:40

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Milo and POTUS posted:

God does love murdering defenseless people is what you're saying?

Yes? (assuming we're talking about the biblical God).

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Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1312530328397832192

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1312191934090207237

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Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Garrand posted:

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1312530328397832192

Someone with a twitter check if Foone's uploaded the pictures to Archive.org. This is very important.

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Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/nothingsmonstrd/status/1312501791393640449

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/allahliker/status/1312525059748065280?s=21

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/heymermaid/status/1312569829967228934

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Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1312537727733129218

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number 1 snake fan: Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1312514215471509505?s=19

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/SketchesbyBoze/status/1312403263212449793

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Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1312656217282621440

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/KrisLigman/status/1312583743522041856

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Beelzebufo: Mar 5, 2015; Frog puns are toadally awesome

https://mobile.twitter.com/ryankingdom_/status/1312482718819606529

# ? Oct 4, 2020 13:38

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

https://twitter.com/eeeelora/status/1311867394801893376?s=19

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Ambitious Spider: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/finallevel/status/1312766749746573316?s=21

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Craig_A_Spencer/status/1312622467022807040

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1312720199913598976

# ? Oct 4, 2020 16:17

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Son of Rodney posted:

I literally only found out there's a series 3 days ago, after years of telling everybody I knew how good the movie was. I'm so hyped to watch it.

Definitely imagined you as your av when you found out

# ? Oct 4, 2020 16:26

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

https://twitter.com/its_dryx/status/1312130348545843201?s=20

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Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Handsome Ralph posted:

https://twitter.com/its_dryx/status/1312130348545843201?s=20

The Trump ones have been wrong because it should be "Everybody"

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