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Dennis is a very bad kid. I know it. I saw him harassing the elderly Mr. Wilson, and yet the man's wife coddles this troublesome child! Something must be done!
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Oct 1, 2020 13:22
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Ultimately the judge rules in favor of the defendant in the case of Wilson vs. Mitchell because he doesn't think it's fair to ruin the boy's "promising football career."
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Oct 1, 2020 18:21
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I once witnessed him spitting on the flag. When he saw me he just grinned at me narrow eyed until I backed away. The experience left me shaken.
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Oct 1, 2020 18:30
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Another time I witnessed this accursed child feeding the local dairy cows onions. I was behind him, well outside of his field of vision but he raised his middle finger to me without even looking back or stopping the onion feeding.
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Oct 1, 2020 18:35
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- Joey McChrist
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this kid i tell ya, he's a real troublemaker, a real bad seed
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Oct 1, 2020 18:54
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once i saw him cutting mr. wilsons brake lines and when i told him he couldn't do that he said a possessed dog in the neighborhood told him to do it. that boy ain't right!
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Oct 1, 2020 18:57
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HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
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that dennis kid was running a lemonade stand and im pretty sure he was peeing in the cups too
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Oct 2, 2020 13:46
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dennis the very bad kid making substantial and immediate shorts before the 2008 financial crsis
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Oct 2, 2020 13:51
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Just a goold ole boy. Never meaning no harm.
"Mr. Wilson, will you please get my frisbee from off your roof?"
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dennis the debate club captain
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Dennis the Mediocre Child, dumped a whole bunch of nuclear waste onto his own lawn and died horribly, may God rest his soul.
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Oct 4, 2020 06:48
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Dennis the Mediocre Child, dumped a whole bunch of nuclear waste onto his own lawn and died horribly, may God rest his soul.
RIP in peace
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Oct 4, 2020 09:27
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Dennis posts online about attacking public figures through non lethal means.
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Oct 4, 2020 13:54
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dennis is blackpilled
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Oct 4, 2020 17:03
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"dennis, what is best in life?"
to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson
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Oct 5, 2020 02:02
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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I’m calling his parents as we speak and telling them to send him to military school.
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Oct 5, 2020 03:45
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I’m calling his parents as we speak and telling them to send him to military school.
They say that all the time. Dennis recognizes it as nothing but a hollow threat by now.
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Oct 5, 2020 06:05
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"dennis, what is best in life?"
to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson
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Oct 5, 2020 08:36
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Dennis the Mean-rear end, one serious hard cuss.
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Oct 5, 2020 09:28
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Dennis the Mean-rear end, one serious hard cuss.
A real tough customer
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Oct 5, 2020 09:34
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Dennis the Professional
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That Mr. Wilson curses like a sailor though and I think he's part of the reason Dennis is so bad. I always hear him scream stuff like
MARTHA WHERE ARE THE GD GARDEN LATERENS.
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Oct 5, 2020 15:36
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"dennis, what is best in life?"
to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of mr wilson
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Oct 5, 2020 15:38
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Dennis why did you do it, why did you wear Mr. Wilson down until we found his dead body in his study, with a single .45 round embedded in the rich mahogany of his window-frame directly behind his favorite reading chair? Why Dennis? Why did you do it to him?
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Oct 5, 2020 16:03
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I saw him walk in the classroom cool and slow, then he called the English teacher daddy-o. Unless that was... No it was definitely Dennis.
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Oct 7, 2020 03:12
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age 7: Dennis The Menace
age12: Dennis The Malcontent
age 18: Dennis The Malicious
age 24: Dennis The Mankiller
mr. wilson was trying to warn us all
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Oct 7, 2020 03:35
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A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
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dennis I don’t know where you found granite-working tools but please stop fashioning crude grave markers to remind mr wilson of his own mortality, I nearly broke my foot on one outside of the liquor store
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Dennis peeing on a race car number. Edging out Calvin's territory like he's the only bad kid in the game, just shameful stuff.
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