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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



an early, if warm, october day in dc is a heck of a time to look like madame tussauds wheeled you out and forgot for an hour in august in orlando

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jonny 290 posted:

we aint playin that game



lol

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
but his doctor just said today that he’s been free of covid symptoms for 24 hours!!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sagebrush posted:

i wonder how often melania has to have sex with him

Don't feel bad for her, she's a big bag of poo poo too

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


President Beep posted:

but his doctor just said today that he’s been free of covid symptoms for 24 hours!!

Incorrect, he said he "isn't reporting any covid symptoms" lmao

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Incorrect, he said he "isn't reporting any covid symptoms" lmao

ah! he got me!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Don't feel bad for her, she's a big bag of poo poo too

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Don't feel bad for her, she's a big bag of poo poo too
yeah the gently caress christmas mini-outrage kind of missed the whole “well what the gently caress am *i* supposed to do” and “it was ok for obama!?” and “those kids technically had it worse back home anyway”

so

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I
really
don't
care
do u?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Don't feel bad for her, she's a big bag of poo poo too

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

PokeJoe posted:

I
really
don't
care
do u?

ugh.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i don't feel bad for her, certainly. though i do suspect she got a monkey's paw sort of deal, talked to a fortune teller in slovenia when she was a teenager and wished to be the first lady of america

i just am curious about how often donny can get it up

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
since i have Premiere now i'm loving aroudn with morph cut. here's a bit of his newest vid where i pitched him up and morph cut out all the pauses to more accurately reflect his bootleg sudafed nature

lol he sounds like steve buscemi when he's at 20% pitch-up


https://i.imgur.com/32734nL.mp4

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Jonny 290 posted:

since i have Premiere now i'm loving aroudn with morph cut. here's a bit of his newest vid where i pitched him up and morph cut out all the pauses to more accurately reflect his bootleg sudafed nature

lol he sounds like steve buscemi when he's at 20% pitch-up


https://i.imgur.com/32734nL.mp4

lmao

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



lol jonny

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
Trump may be getting worse.

New York Times posted:

In a video that was supposed to have been released a day earlier, Mr. Trump explained that he considered getting ill with a virus that has killed more than one million people, including more than 211,000 Americans, to be such a “blessing” because he ended up taking an experimental antibody cocktail, still in clinical trials, that is produced by Regeneron.

...

“To me it wasn’t therapeutic — it just made me better, OK? I call that a cure,” said Mr. Trump, whose skin appeared darkened by makeup and who appeared to struggle to get air at times. He then said everyone should have access to the not-yet-approved drug for “free” and that he would make sure it was in every hospital as soon as possible. He claimed to have personally chosen the drug as part of his treatment.

...

The video was released a day after aides scrapped a possible live nationwide address by Mr. Trump to show him firmly in command after he had returned to the White House from Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, where he received treatment for Covid-19.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/07/us/trump-video-blessing-from-god.html

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Sagebrush posted:

i wonder how often melania has to have sex with him

I don’t.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
there is no way the presidential dick still works

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



pence has a red blotted eye and a fly stuck in his hair what the gently caress is happening lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
especially when it has to do with his wife

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

Agile Vector posted:

pence has a red blotted eye and a fly stuck in his hair what the gently caress is happening lol

for real

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Agile Vector posted:

pence has a red blotted eye and a fly stuck in his hair what the gently caress is happening lol

they've actually straight up developed some kind of anti-death drug but it doesn't properly stop decomposition

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
ok i'm sure this hasn't been posted yet on the internet because i just thought of it. ready?

pretty fly on a white guy

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
being in trouble is a fake idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHMi-j7W2gM

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Wow President D. Lynch

Agile Vector posted:

pence has a red blotted eye and a fly stuck in his hair what the gently caress is happening lol

he just getting into the halloween spirit early

(or he has been taken over by Judge Death)

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I love being ruled by a cabal of 80 year-olds who have to suck the spinal fluid out of babies like a Capri Sun to not just turn to dust

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Agile Vector posted:

pence has a red blotted eye and a fly stuck in his hair what the gently caress is happening lol

flies love poo poo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Reminder that the president had a porn star roll up a magazine with him on the cover and spank him with it

evangelicals are fine with that

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

evangelicals know how to win

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
A corpse oblivious of the fly in their hair as they bluster bullshit is a pretty apt metaphor for the past four years

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Reminder that the president had a porn star roll up a magazine with him on the cover and spank him with it

evangelicals are fine with that
evangelicals don't give a poo poo because they understand what they need is someone in power who'll do the things they want

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Pretty sure the bible has a line about how it's wrong to accept evil for a little good down the road.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
"Look man, we're practical, we can make that camel fit with a sufficiently large hot dog factory"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



still p. lolworthy that they picked pence to appeal to evangelicals but they didn't count on evangelicals claiming the insane rapist gameshow host as one of their own

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Fabricated posted:

evangelicals don't give a poo poo because they understand what they need is someone in power who'll do the things they want

the day after trump took the polyclonal thing a bunch of conservatives got mad that he took it since its made from aborted foetus tissue

they dropped it after around 14 hours because "he had to do 1 bad thing to do a million good things"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


my stepmom says that we can never have a Democrat president again because "he would undo the good Trump has done."

She can't actually identify any of the good Trump has done.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
"The good was not having a drat dirty communist in office like that last [racial slurs]"

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Pretty sure the bible has a line about how it's wrong to accept evil for a little good down the road.
isaiah 5:20

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Pretty sure the bible has a line about how it's wrong to accept evil for a little good down the road.

:ssh: they don't actually give a poo poo about the bible

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Pretty sure the bible has a line about how it's wrong to accept evil for a little good down the road.

american evangelicalism has nothing to do with christianity

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