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worth clicking through for a sip of the audio juice e: gently caress, new page, here it is https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1321558594173558786
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:worth clicking through for a sip of the audio juice It’s like a Chuck Tingle audiobook. “Watch out! My rear end is haunted.”
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Oct 28, 2020 22:22
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My ex had to see a mechanic for her rattling tits, turned out it was just a loose timing belt.
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Oct 28, 2020 22:30
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:worth clicking through for a sip of the audio juice Extremely pro-click.
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Oct 28, 2020 22:31
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ultrafilter posted:
Is this what a stroke is.
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Oct 28, 2020 22:34
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sugar mouse posted:I think the left open sock drawer in the bedroom got me. Literally zero effort made before taking photos to sell the place. Zero. Little late to this chat, but what got me was not one, but two bathrooms with empty toilet paper roll tubes on the floor. Like, I'm guilty of leaning over to yank another roll of paper from under the sink and just sticking it on the sink/back of the toilet instead putting it on the hanger; but that's when I'm peeing at 3am or late getting out the door for work, not selling a house. And I at least toss the empty in the trash, not on the floor like a animal. That house is like the my poster of Hieronymus Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights", every time I look there's something bizarre I haven't noticed.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Is this what a stroke is. Now I’m laughing at the stupid look on Ron Paul’s lovely old face when his brain got blocked up during that TV interview a few weeks ago. Now that was a stroke! Well, a TIA.
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Oct 28, 2020 22:39
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https://twitter.com/drphiliplee1/status/1321446649152049156 Yes, that is indeed Dunkirk. Dunkirk in Kent, England. As various people pointed out, the Dunkirk evacuation would have been a lot easier if it started there.
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Oct 29, 2020 00:19
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Little late to this chat, but what got me was not one, but two bathrooms with empty toilet paper roll tubes on the floor. Like, I'm guilty of leaning over to yank another roll of paper from under the sink and just sticking it on the sink/back of the toilet instead putting it on the hanger; but that's when I'm peeing at 3am or late getting out the door for work, not selling a house. And I at least toss the empty in the trash, not on the floor like a animal. I was once shown an apartment by a professional real estate person that had an unflushed turd sitting in the bowl of the taw-let
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Oct 29, 2020 00:27
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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1321571387878838273 https://twitter.com/dril/status/1321579472978468865
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Oct 29, 2020 00:45
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:I was once shown an apartment by a professional real estate person that had an unflushed turd sitting in the bowl of the taw-let We went through a ton of houses before we finally settled on the one we bought and live in now. The various things we came across in different visits were a fully furnished home with food cooking on the stove after no one had answered the door, several with evidence of squatters like drugs and paraphernalia lying around, medication, a crazy incomprehensible note on the counter that had the implication that the author was, "coming back," tons of trash in the backyard cans that was starting to turn and finally an unplugged fridge that was not emptied prior to the unplugging. Never open fridges in during these visits. The entire downstairs smelled like the compost pile at the farm I worked at where we would toss the dead chickens.
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Oct 29, 2020 01:44
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yes, that is indeed Dunkirk. Dunkirk in Kent, England. As various people pointed out, the Dunkirk evacuation would have been a lot easier if it started there. I dunno man- if that was Dunkirk, then I'd be really worried about news of British troops needing to retreat from Nazis.
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:worth clicking through for a sip of the audio juice This is so good
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My rear end Is Haunted appears to be a real video. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0440649/
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OwlFancier posted:My rear end Is Haunted appears to be a real video. quote:Alternate Versions wow brits really missin out, ive heard if you watch the uk version you miss out on the explanation of why my rear end is haunted.
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Oct 29, 2020 02:40
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Little late to this chat, but what got me was not one, but two bathrooms with empty toilet paper roll tubes on the floor. Like, I'm guilty of leaning over to yank another roll of paper from under the sink and just sticking it on the sink/back of the toilet instead putting it on the hanger; but that's when I'm peeing at 3am or late getting out the door for work, not selling a house. And I at least toss the empty in the trash, not on the floor like a animal. YOSPOS was spotting and IDing the various NES cartridges scattered about. There are also speedruns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI8gcVYJsoU
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Oct 29, 2020 03:09
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:YOSPOS was spotting and IDing the various NES cartridges scattered about. That speedrun's out of date, there was a new WR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVcWG9Cxy8 The video is incredibly loving obnoxious, so I don't really recommend it.
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Oct 29, 2020 03:27
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Damning evidence that absolutely existed has gone missing and did I mention that it was totally real? https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1321608055549775872?s=19
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Oct 29, 2020 03:34
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Oct 29, 2020 04:28
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Ok this is the peak.
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He tried to gently caress that cat...
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Getting some mad pussy Edit: Need a bandage and an op for this wild-rear end pussy Flint_Paper has a new favorite as of 11:47 on Oct 29, 2020 |
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i think the pussy got him
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Damning evidence that absolutely existed has gone missing and did I mention that it was totally real? The evidence is totally real, you just don't know her because she goes to a different school. In Canada.
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You gotta give the man props for carefully faking a story while being very considerate of FedEx's stock value.
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Happy anniversary to this one. https://twitter.com/dlicj/status/1321850528201019392
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Fartington Butts posted:Happy anniversary to this one. Someone linked the “wash the meat” guy right under that one. Anyone who hasn’t seen that one should go watch it.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Someone linked the “wash the meat” guy right under that one. Anyone who hasn’t seen that one should go watch it. Post the tweet, here, in the tweet thread
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Post the tweet, here, in the tweet thread Sorry, it’s gone. It was the first reply when I looked earlier, and now I don’t see it anywhere. I don’t know how to Twitter, so maybe I’m doing it wrong, but it looks like it just vaporized.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Post the tweet, here, in the tweet thread https://twitter.com/SlimJosa/status/1189413369343893504
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https://twitter.com/DRobertsIMG/status/1321830103349817344 e: https://twitter.com/icecreamonacone/status/1321893954862772224 Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Oct 29, 2020 |
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