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they're going to dig the foundations for their first mars tesla factory and accidentally discover a long-dormant virus that can only be described as covid-9001
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MomJeans420 posted:Also, I'm hesitant to blame the tweet below on Tesla versus the driver hitting the wrong pedal, but I could see both being equally likely. Especially the one where the guy says he always one foot drives, seems unlikely he just mashed the accelerator. Perhaps the average driver doesn't need crazy acceleration from a stop. I mean, a couple of things here: firstly, it sounds like people do some weird stuff where there basically one-pedal drive and expect the car to take care of the other pedal (eg the guy who said he tried to brake by just taking his foot off the accelerator, and normally the car slams the brakes when he does that), to which I say WTF? Secondly, all four of these involve the car accelerating into a wall while trying to park. That could be operator error or it could be an error with the car's automatic acceleration. But how hard is it to put proximity sensors on the front and have it automatically brake if there's an obstacle there, and why isn't that a standard safety feature?
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 06:47 |
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you dont need proximity sensors if you have a webcam
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 08:10 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:you dont need proximity sensors if you have a webcam has anyone tried just wiring up some actual eyeballs to computer
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 09:06 |
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i remember seeing an experiment where they put a cockroach in a vr environment on a spherical treadmill and got their movements to drive a little robot car. why build an AI that's dumber than a fruitfly when you can just use an actual insect? also while i was trying to find video of that experiment i found this lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 10:05 |
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big scary monsters posted:i remember seeing an experiment where they put a cockroach in a vr environment on a spherical treadmill and got their movements to drive a little robot car. why build an AI that's dumber than a fruitfly when you can just use an actual insect? Tesla Model reX
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 10:41 |
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has anyone said Greater Fool Self Driving yet
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 10:48 |
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big scary monsters posted:i remember seeing an experiment where they put a cockroach in a vr environment on a spherical treadmill and got their movements to drive a little robot car. why build an AI that's dumber than a fruitfly when you can just use an actual insect? https://youtu.be/5fvsItXYgzk
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 18:22 |
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they'll make self driving work but it'll be by getting a bunch of people in vr cubes in the Philippines to take over the driving. The $$$ you spend enabling it is to pay their families off
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 21:08 |
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Remember, no Thanksgiving and we have a 10pm curfew in CA, but building cars in a tent is an essential activity https://twitter.com/passthebeano/status/1329889094919364608?s=20
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:06 |
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frankly, what difference does it make? he just ignored the order when they weren't exempt and there was no penalty for doing so
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:10 |
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essential to tesla stock remaining valued more than multiple multinational car manufacturers stocks combined
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:11 |
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S&P 500 number go uP
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:18 |
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infernal machines posted:frankly, what difference does it make? he just ignored the order when they weren't exempt and there was no penalty for doing so yeah, this
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:23 |
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Can't wait for the European plant to come online and the EU authorities not having any of Elons poo poo
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:25 |
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spankmeister posted:Can't wait for the European plant to come online and the EU authorities not having any of Elons poo poo since the eu is balls deep into zero emissions, they may put up with his poo poo for a while
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:29 |
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MomJeans420 posted:Remember, no Thanksgiving and we have a 10pm curfew in CA, but building cars in a tent is an essential activity As restaurants and bars have shown, doing anything in a tent makes it covid-safe
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:33 |
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Nfcknblvbl posted:since the eu is balls deep into zero emissions, they may put up with his poo poo for a while Consumer protection and vehicle safety laws actually mean something here. They won't get away with building garbage.
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:38 |
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upsidedown posted:As gooncamp has shown, doing anything in a tent makes it covid-safe
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:38 |
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spankmeister posted:Consumer protection and vehicle safety laws actually mean something here. They won't get away with building garbage. they already sell teslas in europe, so i have my doubts
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:39 |
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infernal machines posted:frankly, what difference does it make? he just ignored the order when they weren't exempt and there was no penalty for doing so True, and this way no one in charge loses face
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:49 |
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MomJeans420 posted:True, and this way no one in charge loses face yeah, that seems like the most likely reason to make them exempt
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# ? Nov 20, 2020 23:50 |
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upsidedown posted:As restaurants and bars have shown, doing anything in a tent makes it covid-safe there's a bigass tent here taking up like half of a safeway parking lot because the globo-gym next door to it moved entirely outside all the machines are out there and get chained up at night with little golf cart security guys lol
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# ? Nov 21, 2020 00:15 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Mtass7/status/1168444552732192769 https://mobile.twitter.com/greentheonly/status/1327408848941027328
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# ? Nov 21, 2020 09:45 |
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given how these people idolize musk, do you think they just throw on autopilot and say "musk take the wheel" also there more pictures in that thread of the car that got rear ended and it's pretty crumpled
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# ? Nov 21, 2020 10:11 |
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spankmeister posted:Consumer protection and vehicle safety laws actually mean something here. They won't get away with building garbage. how quickly we forgot vw
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# ? Nov 21, 2020 10:38 |
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MomJeans420 posted:Remember, no Thanksgiving and we have a 10pm curfew in CA, but building cars in a tent is an essential activity It’s almost like the whole “essential worker” thing quickly became a joke
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# ? Nov 21, 2020 15:12 |
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last winter i watched my boss park his tesla on an icy hill, get out of the car, and then about 10 seconds later it slid slowly to the bottom of the hill narrowly missing two other parked cars i don't think that was specifically because it was a tesla but still lol
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# ? Nov 21, 2020 15:35 |
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Arcteryx Anarchist posted:It’s almost like the whole “essential worker” thing quickly became a joke yeah i think “essential worker” means “essential to making money” which i get since no help is coming, but still
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# ? Nov 21, 2020 16:11 |
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infernal machines posted:they already sell audis in europe, so i have my doubts
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# ? Nov 22, 2020 03:24 |
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https://www.autoblog.com/2020/11/19/tesla-crash-100-mph-scatters-burning-batteries/quote:Residents of Corvallis, Oregon, are being asked to keep an eye out for battery cells ejected from a Tesla Model 3 that veered off the road at over 100 mph. Some of the cells catapulted from the high-voltage battery pack have already been found, including one that smashed through a window, landed on a bed, and started a fire.
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 03:25 |
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that lap was fire 🔥🤪
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 03:32 |
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time to stock up on vape batteries while they're cheap!!
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 03:35 |
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Oh poo poo the car is literally powered by a bucket full of vape batteries.
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 09:26 |
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TheDarkFlame posted:Oh poo poo the car is literally powered by a bucket full of vape batteries. Yeah that was my thought. I know someone (Combat Theory?) had said that, unlike other EV manufacturers, they were using "cylindrical cells" or something. I don't think I'd quite realised it was this. How does that even make sense from an engineering perspective? Isn't space at a premium in these cars? Wouldn't you want the space in between the cells to be equal for even heat dissipation?
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 13:10 |
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They’re not vape cells. They’re a little bit larger so they can’t contract them out and get economies of scale, but not enough to make a qualitative difference in performance. They cool them by snaking a ribbon throughout the battery and pumping liquid through it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNd-yJtRPhk&t=430s Platystemon fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Nov 23, 2020 |
# ? Nov 23, 2020 13:32 |
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initially they used 18650s because it was cheaper to buy off-the-shelf batteries than to develop and design batteries for their cars (the models s and x use these). since they spent the time developing a cooling system (the only part of their battery tech that can actually be called "innovative") they stuck with that, but started using the larger 2170s in the model 3 and y. they have since announced the even bigger 4680 that, again, offers little actual performance improvement, but they can use fewer in a car - i think the intention is redesign all models to use these. if this trend continues, they will eventually have a single, car-sized cylindrical battery that can be replaced like a tv remote
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 14:36 |
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check it out its the new model z
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 14:39 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:check it out its the new model z tesla amphibious vehicle looking good
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# ? Nov 23, 2020 15:17 |
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Endless Mike posted:initially they used 18650s because it was cheaper to buy off-the-shelf batteries than to develop and design batteries for their cars (the models s and x use these). since they spent the time developing a cooling system (the only part of their battery tech that can actually be called "innovative") they stuck with that, but started using the larger 2170s in the model 3 and y. they have since announced the even bigger 4680 that, again, offers little actual performance improvement, but they can use fewer in a car - i think the intention is redesign all models to use these. if this trend continues, they will eventually have a single, car-sized cylindrical battery that can be replaced like a tv remote how the hell do tesla get a bigger range in their cars than other manufacturers if they just use some off-the-shelf system? are the other guys using some wacky selfbuilt system that is worse compared to throwing together some generic batteries?
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