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Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/errolmorris/status/1333452268646129665?s=19

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth



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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Pretty sure @neversocialism is a comedy parody account, but it only works because conservative men are incredibly and transparently horny for AOC.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Kenning posted:

Pretty sure @neversocialism is a comedy parody account, but it only works because conservative men are incredibly and transparently horny for AOC.

The account is @neversociaiism. They've just capitalised the 'i'.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Classic bit.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Kenning posted:

Pretty sure @neversocialism is a comedy parody account, but it only works because conservative men are incredibly and transparently horny for AOC.
If you told me as a kid that the gaudy, overwrought Frollo song would turn out to be the most true-to-life piece of Disney media ever made I'd have laughed in your face. What about love, being true to yourself, and caring for your friends?

Nope. Turns out the universal constant is conservative men being ashamed that a "poor brown woman" gave them a boner.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/rorystrahanmauk/status/1333508546038800386?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PatsATweetin/status/1333452662981922820

New thread title?

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Ariong posted:

Did I miss a part of the thread? Every part that I read was about VCs treating white men preferentially with investments while ignoring women and minorities. There wasn’t a part about becoming a venture capitalist.

"Give me $50 million"

"I'm an extremely charismatic pitchwoman"

combined with her website, it reeks of latching onto intersectional feminism to self-promote her advertising guru business

i admit i thought this thread was in c-spam though

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/wspieler/status/1333391745749487616

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Kenning posted:

Pretty sure @neversocialism is a comedy parody account, but it only works because conservative men are incredibly and transparently horny for AOC.

I'm glad I agree with her on like 99% of issues because I am also incredibly and transparently horny for AOC I just don't need to feel conflicted about it.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

rodbeard posted:

I'm glad I agree with her on like 99% of issues because I am also incredibly and transparently horny for AOC I just don't need to feel conflicted about it.

thanks for letting us know

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Everything about quibi has such strong urban legend energy. It presumably had a bunch of subscribers but I have never met a person who actually used it.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:


Oh my god it's Ready Player One

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Everything about quibi has such strong urban legend energy. It presumably had a bunch of subscribers but I have never met a person who actually used it.

I am extremely sad to report that this is, in fact, an urban legend :(
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jack-sparrow-house-quibi/

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Karia posted:

I am extremely sad to report that this is, in fact, an urban legend :(
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jack-sparrow-house-quibi/

I know, but it's so on-brand for the kind of bullshit they aired that you seriously question it.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Karia posted:

I am extremely sad to report that this is, in fact, an urban legend :(
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jack-sparrow-house-quibi/

I got absolutely zero "this is fake" vibes from that screenshot, so, well done Quibi on failing to distinguish your content from people making fun of you.

Like, is that really so much more extreme than the lady who was obsessed with her golden arm?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Memento posted:

I got absolutely zero "this is fake" vibes from that screenshot, so, well done Quibi on failing to distinguish your content from people making fun of you.

Like, is that really so much more extreme than the lady who was obsessed with her golden arm?

Dear lord, I know Quibi was dumb as poo poo but that’s not a good thing dude. Maybe see a doctor if you thought public defecation, child molestin’, Jack Sparrow House was a real thing.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Memento posted:

I got absolutely zero "this is fake" vibes from that screenshot, so, well done Quibi on failing to distinguish your content from people making fun of you.

Like, is that really so much more extreme than the lady who was obsessed with her golden arm?

it is, because it would involve a licensing agreement with disney, defeating the purpose of an exclusive show

but it is very fun to imagine, i'll give you that

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

EL BROMANCE posted:

Dear lord, I know Quibi was dumb as poo poo but that’s not a good thing dude. Maybe see a doctor if you thought public defecation, child molestin’, Jack Sparrow House was a real thing.

Wow the twitter cropping was not kind to that image. All I got was "jack sparrow house they have to stay in character"

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

Memento posted:

I got absolutely zero "this is fake" vibes from that screenshot, so, well done Quibi on failing to distinguish your content from people making fun of you.

Like, is that really so much more extreme than the lady who was obsessed with her golden arm?

in quibi's defense, the golden arm thing is a mark twain story that was originally a folk tale

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gnossiennes posted:

in quibi's defense

I'll take "words that should never go together in a sentence for $800 please Alex"

RIP

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/SaraQDavid/status/1331287244959838213?s=20

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Convenient that this works for both quibi AND Alex.

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018


This meme account blocked me bc i told them they had posted a comic by a pedophile, lol

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


EL BROMANCE posted:

Dear lord, I know Quibi was dumb as poo poo but that’s not a good thing dude. Maybe see a doctor if you thought public defecation, child molestin’, Jack Sparrow House was a real thing.
It honestly doesn't sound like a worse idea than some of the reality shows that actually exist. Especially the fact that one of the contestants would turn out to be a child molester - there was that show recently that was cancelled at the last minute when they realised that the guy with nazi tattoos all over his face might be a nazi.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Tiggum posted:

It honestly doesn't sound like a worse idea than some of the reality shows that actually exist. Especially the fact that one of the contestants would turn out to be a child molester - there was that show recently that was cancelled at the last minute when they realised that the guy with nazi tattoos all over his face might be a nazi.

It's only like, one layer stupider than that Japanese reality show where a bunch of comedians live together and get eliminated if they lose.

Given that show's even at the point where Australia's trying to do its own version, I wouldn't have been surprised to hear about a slightly stupider knock-off.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Lol at the idea that Jack Sparrow house is somehow outside the realm of possibility for reality shows

https://www.flavorwire.com/474701/kid-nation-looking-back-on-tvs-most-disturbing-reality-show

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

D-Pad posted:

Lol at the idea that Jack Sparrow house is somehow outside the realm of possibility for reality shows

https://www.flavorwire.com/474701/kid-nation-looking-back-on-tvs-most-disturbing-reality-show

:stonk:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

EL BROMANCE posted:

Dear lord, I know Quibi was dumb as poo poo but that’s not a good thing dude. Maybe see a doctor if you thought public defecation, child molestin’, Jack Sparrow House was a real thing.

Still feeling like this was the right call?

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

D-Pad posted:

Lol at the idea that Jack Sparrow house is somehow outside the realm of possibility for reality shows

https://www.flavorwire.com/474701/kid-nation-looking-back-on-tvs-most-disturbing-reality-show

MILF Island

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Funny or Die has a series that makes fun of Kid Nation. It’s so bad.

https://youtu.be/3E23H-nnNkM

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

I may be totally imagining this, but does anyone remember a tweet from the last few months about an everyday task that everyone ends up having to figure out on their own, because normally when you need to do it, there's no one around to teach you? It's similar in spirit to that whole "half of people wipe their rear end while standing up, half of people wipe their rear end while sitting down, but no one knows that the other half even exists." I mean, for all I know the tweet I'm thinking of was about wiping one's rear end, but I think it was something else.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
No reality show, real or fake, will ever top Sex House.

unrelated:

https://twitter.com/emilyepossum/status/1333428533163675651

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



this is 100% a cryptid trying to mimic the last human it ate but not quite getting the details right

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

#blessed

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/michaelmphysics/status/944247904415383553?s=20

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Tis the season

https://twitter.com/KEStorey/status/809369580871315456?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

xposting from cspam because this is wild


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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
@catturd2 is the hero we deserve.

Feel bad he was too late to claim the coveted @catturd handle.

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