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Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

Cnut the Great posted:

But the point is that this is a viewer's critique of the film, not the film's critique of the Jedi.

Hmm.

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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Cnut I love ya, but you gotta relax - arguing about star wars is lots of fun but ya might want to refrain from going on and on about how crazy/dishonest everyone else is, it's a detriment to making sense of your posts. Like,

Cnut the Great posted:

"I" never said he's dead. That was the text speaking. This post, and all "my" posts, are separate and independent texts which may relate to each other in various ways, but don't necessarily lend themselves to one consistent interpretation. I find this freedom from accountability liberating.

This ain't it chief

Only our thoughts are unaccountable to the world (but not to god fyi). Once they are turned into words and put out into the world then we are responsible for them, condolences?


feedmyleg posted:

Years ago The Secret History of Star Wars published an article on Marcia that drove a lot of people to think that she was the only reason Star Wars was good to begin with. In some fandom circles it's turned into a conspiracy where Lucas made the Special Editions and won't release the original edits to screw her on royalties.

And like all conspiracy theories it grows more lunatic over time - it's recently reached the point where all of the post-release changes are to remove decisions Marcia made, not only for money (do royalties really work that way?) but just out of spite!

Once you "realize" just how evil George is, there is no level of depravity you can't convince yourself he has sunk to lol

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
I imagine George Lucas and Zack Snyder sitting at a huge table, Legion of Doom style. Who else would be there?

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world
Michael Bay for sure.

cargohills
Apr 18, 2014

Grendels Dad posted:

I imagine George Lucas and Zack Snyder sitting at a huge table, Legion of Doom style. Who else would be there?

Late career Ridley Scott and Hideo Kojima.

Shiroc
May 16, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Where would Coppola be? Has anyone ever accused him of actually barely being involved with Godfather 1+2 and Apocalypse Now because he hasn't made a great movie in decades?

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Grendels Dad posted:

I imagine George Lucas and Zack Snyder sitting at a huge table, Legion of Doom style. Who else would be there?

I'm gonna suggest the Wachowski Sisters

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Shiroc posted:

Where would Coppola be? Has anyone ever accused him of actually barely being involved with Godfather 1+2 and Apocalypse Now because he hasn't made a great movie in decades?

Godfather 1: John Cazale stars
Godfather 2: John Cazale stars
Godfather 3: John Cazale DOES NOT star, is dead irl

connect the dots.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Ayer and Shyamalan, I guess? Posthumous induction for Schumacher?

I'm confused. Are we talking about directors who are unfairly maligned as artists, or unfairly maligned human beings? Is there a Justice League of directors who are actually lovely artists and/or lovely people, headed up by Whedon?

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!
I assume it's directors who people think are evil because of memes- the idea that Lucas tried to cheat his ex-wife out of royalties, that Zack Snyder is right wing, etc

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

2house2fly posted:

I assume it's directors who people think are evil because of memes- the idea that Lucas tried to cheat his ex-wife out of royalties, that Zack Snyder is right wing, etc

Yeah, this. Shyamalan would be another good fit, the amount of evil intent people ascribed to him making a couple of lovely movies was pretty funny for a while. Bay definitely, too.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

Yeah, this. Shyamalan would be another good fit, the amount of evil intent people ascribed to him making a couple of lovely movies was pretty funny for a while. Bay definitely, too.

It didn't help that Shyamlan was massively up his own rear end about his films.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
Cnut thanks for sharing the quotes from the new book. I was curious about what all was in it. Do you recommend?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

2house2fly posted:

I assume it's directors who people think are evil because of memes- the idea that Lucas tried to cheat his ex-wife out of royalties, that Zack Snyder is right wing, etc

Guy Fieri as an honourable mention.

James Cameron is also possibly a supervillain. He even has his own private high-tech submarine.

Halloween Jack posted:

Is there a Justice League of directors who are actually lovely artists and/or lovely people, headed up by Whedon?

This is basically The Boys.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Halloween Jack posted:

Ayer and Shyamalan, I guess? Posthumous induction for Schumacher?

I'm confused. Are we talking about directors who are unfairly maligned as artists, or unfairly maligned human beings? Is there a Justice League of directors who are actually lovely artists and/or lovely people, headed up by Whedon?

There was one for actors, The Pussy Posse.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Guy Fieri as an honourable mention.

what's funny is that Fieri in particular is a goddamn saint

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Patty Jenkins is directing Rogue Squadron.

Holy poo poo

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

https://twitter.com/PattyJenks/status/1337177394625478656

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I hope it's good.

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


They announced a fuckload of Star Wars poo poo today.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337174593639829507

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337178072034918401

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337177297158213635

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337177170288943104

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337177098364940289

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337176322053816325

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337176099495706624

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337175544215965696

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337175175909892097

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337174062540308480

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337173861956108288

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/1337173771682103297

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!
I'm being buried under an avalanche of content

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




https://twitter.com/Disney/status/1337147715520761858

it's pretty loving bleak to announce entertainment products on #DisneyInvestorDay

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
It is the year 2020. Disney owns Star Wars and is releasing an infinite amount of tv shows and movies, and they're all bad. Welcome to your childhood nightmare.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Every part of life is alienating in some manner and the world feels poised for disaster, but thank god, today is #DisneyInvestorDay and the sun shines a bit brighter on you as the slop for next year is doled out.

Sephiroth is in Smash Bros, Star Wars has a TV empire. What did we trade for this?

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

dear lord that is one big pile of war stars

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
If there's any justice, they're bringing a huge truck full of money to Donald Glover's front door.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!
Star Wars Spoiler Thread: New TV Shows Until You're Dust

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I refuse to be interested in VISIONS until they confirm that Anno gets to make a two hour meditation on Bacta tanks or something

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

I dont like Jenkins direction that much; Wonder Woman only had a couple of well directed scenes; but I still hope it will turn out okay.

SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!
So what happened to that Rian Johnson trilogy?

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

SolarFire2 posted:

So what happened to that Rian Johnson trilogy?

*In hollywoodish, with the meaning that it is never going to happen* We're talking about it and working on it every day. We can't wait to show and tell you more about it soon

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Some of that stuff looks pretty good.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

E: actually, that die hard line is kinda gross so I’m deleting it.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Dec 11, 2020

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

I'm just so tired of all these star wars

Shiroc
May 16, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
I like how the Mandalorian went from the show that everyone liked because it could be a small Star Wars story that takes place well off the fringes of the main story to being the center where every single thread of the main story connects.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Don’t care, wanna see Baby Yoda keep force choking anybody and everybody.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Bongo Bill posted:

Some of that stuff looks pretty good.

Some members of AKB48 are probably pretty good singers. Doesn't make it a good idea.

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Shiroc posted:

I like how the Mandalorian went from the show that everyone liked because it could be a small Star Wars story that takes place well off the fringes of the main story to being the center where every single thread of the main story connects.

The more moolah you bring in the more important you become to the Galaxy.

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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Lucas's notes for each proposal have leaked!

"Needs more jizz wailing"

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