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I read the interior design thread earlier today and now caught up with this one and thought I was having a god drat stroke
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It has metastasised. I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do.
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Dec 11, 2020 12:17
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kid sinister posted:Crapper construction. Toilet duck.
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Runoff has to stop and ask for directions.
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kid sinister posted:Crapper construction.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:Donald has seen some poo poo  kid sinister posted:Actually, that Donald Duck crapper reminds me of something: God DAMMIT. I hate this ...but it's funny. edit: Buttchocks posted:Runoff has to stop and ask for directions. OK, that amused me, too. Also, your username.
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Buttchocks posted:Runoff has to stop and ask for directions. I count about three, maybe four major watersheds.
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Pigsfeet on Rye wrote on Dec 12, 2020 10:45: Hi peanut, I'm probed for a while, but here's a link to the weird house people are commenting on in the Crappy Construction thread. Could you post it for me?, otherwise I'll forget. https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/22534719/464-rue-des-patriotes-saint-pie Pigsfeet
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With all the weird ceiling angles and strange windows it feels like someone took a tour of the bowels of a ship and decided, "Yes, this is what I want to be reminded of in my home."
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Hi Pigsfeet, Thank you for the realtor site link. It was both informative and containing mild terrors beyond human archy tectural comprehension.  Wall oven... wtf  Why is there a hole in upper flooring... actually nevermind.  Pictured: one of the few draperies in this house, a weird ledge.  Oh no, a podcaster lives here.  Oh god, that ceiling. I feel delirious looking at it. Value hyphen Brand Cerael
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Strabo4 posted:I think my favorite parts are the half-moon windows mounted following rooflines. "And I'd like some witch windows." "Which windows?" "Witch windows! You know, diagonal?" *muttering and scribbling on clipboard. "Uh, sure, sure..."
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Dec 12, 2020 03:52
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Does Brown Jenkin come with the deed?
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So I could have sworn from the outside image that that was a trailer. Can you have a trailer with a basement? I'm very confused.
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I unironically love that house and want it real bad. I'll have people over (that I hate) and put them up in that upstairs room. It's perfect.
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Dec 12, 2020 05:47
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They'll just jump out the convenient waste disposal chute
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Dec 12, 2020 06:34
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That bedroom window that overlooks the kitchen... 
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PainterofCrap posted:They'll just jump out the convenient waste disposal chute That's the plan
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That house looks 4 times bigger on the inside than I thought from the first picture.
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Dec 12, 2020 10:05
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I'm the "OmegaMega" chair
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The home theater seems, uh, overpowered for the space.
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tetrapyloctomy posted:The home theater seems, uh, overpowered for the space. Lol there's also only one couch. This whole house is basically a bachelor pad evolved into its final form - the bachelor McMansion.
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That's basically how my house is. 2200 sq feet and it's just me.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:the bachelor McMansion ah, the maxi bachelor pad
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Empty Sandwich posted:ah, the maxi bachelor pad AAAAAHHHHH Nice Hobbies, Crafts, & Houses › Crappy construction: The Maxi Bachelor Pad!
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Crunchy Black posted:"Food Lion" Am I the only one whose inner 12-year-old snickered at "Touchwood Farms"?
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Selachian posted:Am I the only one whose inner 12-year-old snickered at "Touchwood Farms"? I've always wanted a Beavis and butthead laughing smiley for just such an occasion.
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wesleywillis posted:I've always wanted a Beavis and butthead laughing smiley for just such an occasion. Remember Bevis and Butthead? This is them now   Feel old yet?
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"We call this the Tindalos Room"
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 Not sure I trust that tiny metal rod to keep me alive while climbing into the alcove toilet
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The stairs are quite dangerous as well, have you found Son Of Groverhaus™?
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Sirotan posted:
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At first I thought what was below it was a ladder so you were supposed to climb up to it from underneath. But no, that's a particleboard bookshelf.
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Sirotan posted:
Seat is up, they are not going over there. They are standing in the stairs above and pissing down into it. We probably can't see the thin fishing line they are using to flush.
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Sirotan posted:
ok, after lots of staring: spiral Dutch staircase. they've put a toilet into dead space, and there's a trap door that lowers to block the bottom stairs and serve as the bathroom floor. it sits on a lip on two perpendicular sides, but the near left corner is completely unsupported what the gently caress
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why. how. is there, in any fashion whatsoever, a door. e: I'm not so sure this is a spiral staircase or perhaps rather supposed to be a spiral staircase.
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I don't think there is a door, maybe on the basis that once you install the floor no one can come up the stairs? Who knows where the second set of stairs go, but judging by how steep they are no one is going to make it down alive so you're probably fine.Empty Sandwich posted:ok, after lots of staring: spiral Dutch staircase. they've put a toilet into dead space, and there's a trap door that lowers to block the bottom stairs and serve as the bathroom floor. it sits on a lip on two perpendicular sides, but the near left corner is completely unsupported I am going to guess that the people who installed/use this consider that corner 'supported' by the deadbolt that runs from the floordoor to the wall to 'lock' it and prevent anyone trapping you in the bathroom nook on the way up?
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Ashcans posted:I am going to guess that the people who installed/use this consider that corner 'supported' by the deadbolt that runs from the floordoor to the wall to 'lock' it and prevent anyone trapping you in the bathroom nook on the way up? ah, I get it. I thought that was just paint wear and didn't put it together
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if it was me I'd have put in a door and make it fold down, drawbridge style, so you walk across it to get in and then pull it up behind you More stable that way too, since the whole top edge would come to rest on the landing
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I would teleport over, then cast invisibility edit: and silence 15' radius
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Renaissance Robot posted:if it was me I'd have put in a door and make it fold down, drawbridge style, so you walk across it to get in and then pull it up behind you
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