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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Oil! posted:

Somehow even a bigger piece of poo poo than before.

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1337553508103548933?s=20

How dare you post this, he is a veteran. Look at his eyepatch, he is a good person!

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oil! posted:

Somehow even a bigger piece of poo poo than before.

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1337553508103548933?s=20

I'm not even looking into the details of this one because it will mean absolutely nothing

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005



ask your kids, folks

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

zoux posted:

I'm not even looking into the details of this one because it will mean absolutely nothing

Even still, it's nice to keep an eye out for these kinds of things.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Sardonik posted:

Even still, it's nice to keep an eye out for these kinds of things.

lol dan crenshaw lost his chud eye in a dumbass war. what an idiot baby.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

So I just saw this article on how Texas passed a law in 1991 to remove the word "Negro" from place names but never actually did.

https://www.npr.org/2020/12/11/945040041/why-do-so-many-places-in-texas-have-negro-in-their-name-despite-a-law-against-it

So what are these places and are any of them using the spanish word for black?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

SlothfulCobra posted:

So I just saw this article on how Texas passed a law in 1991 to remove the word "Negro" from place names but never actually did.

https://www.npr.org/2020/12/11/945040041/why-do-so-many-places-in-texas-have-negro-in-their-name-despite-a-law-against-it

So what are these places and are any of them using the spanish word for black?

piedras negras just across the border is the first that comes to mind so I'm sure there are others in the area. the next that comes to mind is rick perry's ranch

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

tfw ur a nobody

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1337888453833322496

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

SlothfulCobra posted:

So I just saw this article on how Texas passed a law in 1991 to remove the word "Negro" from place names but never actually did.

https://www.npr.org/2020/12/11/945040041/why-do-so-many-places-in-texas-have-negro-in-their-name-despite-a-law-against-it

So what are these places and are any of them using the spanish word for black?

Wait until you find out what Rick Perry's ranch is called.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Sab0921 posted:

Wait until you find out what Rick Perry's ranch is called.

Hey now he said he painted over that in the 80s, despite a bunch of witnesses saying otherwise. What else do you want him to do?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

BTW here's what an election where "covid mismanagement" is the no. 1 issue looks like

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1338199754984001540

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
Love Allen West. This feels a bit like the Rick James skit.

https://twitter.com/TexasGOP/status/1338260894598488065?s=19

Sab0921 fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Dec 14, 2020

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


gently caress....I laughed

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Ted Cruz is pretty great on Twitter when he’s not doing anything related to politics. Porn on 9/11? That’s some funny poo poo, man.

But for every cool thing he does there’s 20 other tweets hot off the Fox News presses that make you remember he’s a booger-munching piece of poo poo.

BoosterDuck
Mar 2, 2019
this is the worst thing ted cruz has done
https://youtu.be/_K0sRkvX4KE

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat

BoosterDuck posted:

this is the worst thing ted cruz has done
https://youtu.be/_K0sRkvX4KE

"I have been told many times, I have a face for radio and I have a face for animation"

Gee, wonder what they could have meant by that.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://www.statesman.com/story/business/2020/12/11/austin-based-torchys-tacos-lands-400-m-national-growth-plan/3866388001/

quote:

Competition to invest in Torchy's was fierce, said Aaron Allen of restaurant consulting firm Aaron Allen & Associates.

"They're really an A-plus brand — there is a lot of cachet around them as a future national player along the same ilk of a Shake Shack," Allen said. "There was such active interest in investing in them from the real marquis players. Everyone's looking for the next Chipotle."

More than 110,000 restaurants have closed permanently or long-term across the country as the industry reels from the devastating impact of the pandemic, according to the National Restaurant Association. In Texas, more than 10,000 restaurants have shut down and 30% percent of Texas operators say it's unlikely their restaurant will still be in business six months from now, the Texas Restaurant Association says.

"The pandemic is actually an advantage for some," he said. "It's true people have less money to spend on eating out. But on the other hand, as a restaurant operator you have access to the best real estate and the best talent. If you've got capital during a downturn your strength is even greater than it would be with the same amount of capital when the economy is strong."

lol

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Torchys sucks

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
All of my Californian and PNW friends: Huh actually that looks rather good.


(Though their democrat taco is great)

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Torchys makes chipotle look like a valero taco counter

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What if we could monetize the pandemic

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


zoux posted:

What if we could monetize the pandemic

Just take a look at the real estate market.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Have a lot of people died or had their lives ruined? Sure, but look at the capital opportunities!

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


hawowanlawow posted:

Torchys sucks

In my current exile to the Washington DC area, I can tell you that compared to what we have here I would kill for some Torchy's. (I make due with the occasional meal from Chuy's, but it's just not all there.) I don't know if they'll be able to hit nationally, but it will be interesting to see how the rest of the country reacts to them.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Yeah Tex-mex places outside of Texas are pretty universally terrible. Even chains you’re used to are somehow worse. My parents moved to Kansas, and they complain constantly about every Tex-mex place. We’re just spoiled here.

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
Torchy's has great queso despite the rest of their existence being trash.

I prefer Velvet Taco for my whiteified taco experiences.

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

jokes posted:

.... No country in the entire world, and arguably the entire world working together, could defeat the United States in total war.

Lol the level American exceptionalism in this sentence alone is pretty wild. Lay off the Tom Clancy maybe.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
I'm a fan of the crossroads and trailer park, personally.

spaced ninja
Apr 10, 2009


Toilet Rascal

Sab0921 posted:

Torchy's has great queso despite the rest of their existence being trash.

I prefer Velvet Taco for my whiteified taco experiences.

The Cuban at Velvet Taco is amazing.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

syntaxrigger posted:

Lol the level American exceptionalism in this sentence alone is pretty wild. Lay off the Tom Clancy maybe.

Who’s saying anything about exceptionalism? By sheer tonnage the US military is unassailable by sea because of absolutely horrific military spending that will probably never abate. It’s an indictment of the US government and it’s the governmental equivalent of that tweet where they’re like “help me budget” but 90% of their budget is candles. Texas LOVES this kinda poo poo because we soak up a ton of military spending, especially space junk.

“Lay off the Tom Clancy”? Huh? Is the US particularly vulnerable, militarily?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Like, one carrier group out guns any non-NATO/G20 nation in the world.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

jokes posted:

Who’s saying anything about exceptionalism? By sheer tonnage the US military is unassailable by sea because of absolutely horrific military spending that will probably never abate. It’s an indictment of the US government and it’s the governmental equivalent of that tweet where they’re like “help me budget” but 90% of their budget is candles. Texas LOVES this kinda poo poo because we soak up a ton of military spending, especially space junk.

“Lay off the Tom Clancy”? Huh? Is the US particularly vulnerable, militarily?

vietnam beat the us

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'm begging you all, please stop getting your history from memes.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
I'm assuming by total war he is talking scorched Earth non-occupation just military vs military engagements. Also presuming no nuclear exchanges because if we are including that then what's the point.

It isn't controversial to say that the US could destroy any other military on the planet and there is the argument to be made that US vs the world the US would still win.

Of course this is a pointless and stupid argument to have because then the following occupation would fail everywhere and we'd never be able to handle a planet's worth of partisans.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Hell we can barely handle our own.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

syntaxrigger posted:

Lol the level American exceptionalism in this sentence alone is pretty wild. Lay off the Tom Clancy maybe.

lmao

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The American exceptionalism take for world dominance would be that our entrepreneurial spirit, rugged individuality and strong work ethic would allow us to easily conquer other nations (this is also what the Nazis thought about themselves, except replace all that with "Proper Aryan skull shape"). The normal take is "we spend more on our military than the rest of the world combined, to the great detriment of our domestic social welfare, and that would allow us to easily conquer other nations"

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

zoux posted:

The American exceptionalism take for world dominance would be that our entrepreneurial spirit, rugged individuality and strong work ethic would allow us to easily conquer other nations (this is also what the Nazis thought about themselves, except replace all that with "Proper Aryan skull shape"). The normal take is "we spend more on our military than the rest of the world combined, to the great detriment of our domestic social welfare, and that would allow us to easily conquer other nations"
mickey mouse is responsible for more cultural genocide than genghis khan

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

nah, I'd say destroying Persia and burning Baghdad was probably worse

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