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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1339296061375049729

Equating console users with Homer Simpson seems a bit of a self-own.

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:57

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Homer is getting a rare win in that exchange though.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1339306851436027906?s=20

# ? Dec 17, 2020 06:19

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

I don't think anyone would rather be Kirk than Homer. He went to space!

# ? Dec 17, 2020 06:27

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Knormal posted:

Equating console users with Homer Simpson seems a bit of a self-own.

The original dialog is Milhouse's dad bragging about sleeping in a race car after getting thrown out of his house by his wife and Homer saying "I sleep in a normal bed with my wife"

# ? Dec 17, 2020 06:32

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Paper Tiger posted:

Poon & Goon

# ? Dec 17, 2020 06:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/Soren_Ltd/status/1339442583013978112?s=19

# ? Dec 17, 2020 06:40

Nottherealaborn: Nov 12, 2012

Homo Olono

# ? Dec 17, 2020 06:40

number 1 snake fan: Jul 16, 2018

This derail sucks
Anyway,
https://twitter.com/polyphonian/status/1339270543841832965?s=19

# ? Dec 17, 2020 06:44

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

number 1 snake fan posted:

This derail sucks
Anyway,
https://twitter.com/polyphonian/status/1339270543841832965?s=19

I like the black bar protecting the gun's modesty.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 06:52

Sereri: Sep 30, 2008; awwwrigami

Skwirl posted:

I like the black bar protecting the gun's modesty.

That's where the gun's boobs are

# ? Dec 17, 2020 07:21

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Sereri posted:

That's where the gun's boobs are

The blammaries.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 07:36

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

number 1 snake fan posted:

This derail sucks
Anyway,
https://twitter.com/polyphonian/status/1339270543841832965?s=19

It's worth clicking through for the comments on the original (@TPSGunsSeized) post.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 07:39

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Tiggum posted:

It's worth clicking through for the comments on the original (@TPSGunsSeized) post.

https://twitter.com/akula111/status/1339430032901550080?s=20

# ? Dec 17, 2020 07:43

Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Tiggum posted:

It's worth clicking through for the comments on the original (@TPSGunsSeized) post.

Haha, someone found it on Amazon. Like, the exact same thing. It's a non-firing replica.
https://www.amazon.com/Denix-Replica-Double-Barrel-Derringer/dp/B00AY1L5A4

# ? Dec 17, 2020 07:51

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Karia posted:

Haha, someone found it on Amazon. Like, the exact same thing. It's a non-firing replica.
https://www.amazon.com/Denix-Replica-Double-Barrel-Derringer/dp/B00AY1L5A4

I mean, what with COVID, you probably shouldn't be having those dress up Murder Mystery dinner parties.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 07:55

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

# ? Dec 17, 2020 08:09

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Garrand posted:

The blammaries.

Excellent.

Edit: ^^^ the movie wasn't what I was expecting after having read the original story.

Samovar has a new favorite as of 08:15 on Dec 17, 2020

# ? Dec 17, 2020 08:10

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

*runs wheezing and gasping into the thread*
Ho- *cough* Homoword Boond

Splicer has a new favorite as of 11:00 on Dec 17, 2020

# ? Dec 17, 2020 10:53

mrpwase: Apr 21, 2010; I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few

Splicer posted:

*cough*

coogh

# ? Dec 17, 2020 11:18

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Garrand posted:

Tho blommoroos.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 11:30

Kanine: Aug 5, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Memento posted:

I'm bad at GiMP but you get what you get

# ? Dec 17, 2020 12:20

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Rocko

Cots

Bombo

Brovo

Poltorgoost

Scroom

don't think i'm gonna do better than Kong Kong tho

wait, Cronk

stringless has a new favorite as of 12:50 on Dec 17, 2020

# ? Dec 17, 2020 12:45

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tho Hobbot

Tho Dosolotoon of Smoog

FFT posted:

Rocko

Rocko OOO

Splicer has a new favorite as of 13:01 on Dec 17, 2020

# ? Dec 17, 2020 12:58

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Noght of tho Doy of tho Down of tho Son of tho Brodo of tho Rotorn of tho Rovongo of tho Torror of tho Ottock of tho Ovol, Motont, Oloon, Flosh Ootong, Hollboond, Zombofood Lovong Dood Port 2

# ? Dec 17, 2020 13:01

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

O:f,b

# ? Dec 17, 2020 13:05

Hardcordion: Feb 5, 2008; BARK BARK BARK

Tho Groot Gotsbo

# ? Dec 17, 2020 13:16

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Folling Doon

# ? Dec 17, 2020 13:47

Eighties ZomCom: Sep 10, 2008

Schondlor's Lost

# ? Dec 17, 2020 14:03

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

How did you forget the classic Rock vehicle Poon&Goon

# ? Dec 17, 2020 14:11

Ambitious Spider: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Spodor-Mon

# ? Dec 17, 2020 14:22

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

# ? Dec 17, 2020 14:28

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

I love Stovo Roovos films

# ? Dec 17, 2020 14:30

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/living_marble/status/1339440900070469632

https://twitter.com/thatfrood/status/1339257585510342656

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1339454773012021251

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/1339434120242294784

# ? Dec 17, 2020 15:01

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/coppertopmpls/status/1339267186746015744?s=21

# ? Dec 17, 2020 15:37

Trevor Hale: Dec 8, 2008; What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Spoorloos

# ? Dec 17, 2020 16:37

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

# ? Dec 17, 2020 16:38

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

https://twitter.com/therealelp/status/1338096470155808769

# ? Dec 17, 2020 16:51

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/dogweapon/status/1198838200359211008

# ? Dec 17, 2020 17:35

Trevor Hale: Dec 8, 2008; What have I become, my Swedish friend?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CI5_BDWHZVT/?igshid=1q6t80bmza2hl

edit: ah poo poo. I was hoping it�d unfurl

# ? Dec 17, 2020 17:55

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minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Context, this old-rear end image:

https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/status/1339486347824779265

# ? Dec 17, 2020 17:57

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