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platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

he's open to negotiations with the GOP regarding the 1400ml cum stimulus

That's roughly 1000 times the volume of an adult male's brain

e: i might be confusing cubes and squares

platzapS has issued a correction as of 21:39 on Jan 28, 2021

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1354912214457716741

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/NutDivide/status/1354612501422329860

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


FormaldehydeSon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NutDivide/status/1354612501422329860

my life is now richer

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

World War Mammories posted:

my life is now richer

lol


HE WILL NUT DIVIDE US
day 8

I keep the jar on its side, that's why it sticks to the jar's walls.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lmao

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

1400 mL is an enormous amount of cum

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

how many cspams of cum in a hogshead

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

THE BEST
IS YET
TO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

We have a piss president, cum president, barf president, what else do we need for a full house here

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


poo poo president. pus president

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Ahahaha


It just dawned on me that buden getting elected at all is the big sort-of win the dems are going to try and placate everyone with


Lol this is our obamacare, we get nothing else lmao he won Hahahahahahah

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

Inspector Hound posted:

1400 mL is an enormous amount of cum

2000L - 600L of cum

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

FormaldehydeSon posted:

2000L - 600L of cum

this was a wild part of the die hard with a vengeance porno parody

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

etalian posted:

lol


HE WILL NUT DIVIDE US
day 8

I keep the jar on its side, that's why it sticks to the jar's walls.

i step away from the mic to cum

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


I’m sleepy like joe

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011


how long did it take him to fill that bag with cum??

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Wondering what Joe's bedtime is

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Wondering what Joe's bedtime is

Sundown

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Ammanas posted:

ya we should absolutely stomp the gas pedal on the collapse accelerator so we can get the REAL nightmare hellscape going
you know

for the lols

The argument has always been Donald Trump is an incompetent fascist and it's better that fascism collapses under a buffoon vs four to eight years of the neoliberal candidate continuing to absolutely fail to meet the basic needs of a populace that will further be embittered and looking at alternatives to ending the suffering only for fascism to arrive on a white horse offering socialism for True No Degenerate Patriots only.

Sedisp has issued a correction as of 10:54 on Jan 29, 2021

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

smarxist posted:

i step away from the mic to cum

Skyarb
Sep 20, 2018

MMMPH MMMPPHH MPPPH GLUCK GLUCK OH SORRY I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE I WAS JUST CHOKING DOWN THIS BATTLEFIELD COCK DID YOU KNOW BATTLEFIELD IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME ILL GO BACK TO THIS BATTLECOCK
I'm a loving idiot and I don't know how to feel about fracking anymore. At first it seemed like a slam dunk thing that was bad then that video came out saying it was actually good and I'm too loving stupid to figure it all out.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Skyarb posted:

I'm a loving idiot and I don't know how to feel about fracking anymore. At first it seemed like a slam dunk thing that was bad then that video came out saying it was actually good and I'm too loving stupid to figure it all out.

Is joke, yes?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Skyarb posted:

I'm a loving idiot and I don't know how to feel about fracking anymore. At first it seemed like a slam dunk thing that was bad then that video came out saying it was actually good and I'm too loving stupid to figure it all out.

fracking is bad op

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Skyarb posted:

I'm a loving idiot and I don't know how to feel about fracking anymore. At first it seemed like a slam dunk thing that was bad then that video came out saying it was actually good and I'm too loving stupid to figure it all out.

:dafuq:

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Skyarb posted:

I'm a loving idiot and I don't know how to feel about fracking anymore. At first it seemed like a slam dunk thing that was bad then that video came out saying it was actually good and I'm too loving stupid to figure it all out.

I do love drinking flammable water

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


It is I, the dipshit who would think that a fossil fuel extraction of any kind could be good, I'm very canny

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Mr. Lobe posted:

It is I, the dipshit who would think that a fossil fuel extraction of any kind could be good, I'm very canny

No fossils involved sir just good clean gas right underneath the water table!

What could possibly go wrong?

Skyarb
Sep 20, 2018

MMMPH MMMPPHH MPPPH GLUCK GLUCK OH SORRY I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE I WAS JUST CHOKING DOWN THIS BATTLEFIELD COCK DID YOU KNOW BATTLEFIELD IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME ILL GO BACK TO THIS BATTLECOCK

Mr. Lobe posted:

Is joke, yes?

What is a "joke"

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Skyarb posted:

What is a "joke"

Turn off your monitor

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

:nws: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es3bxbcVkAIZmfv?format=png&name=small

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

idgi

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012



And since we've no place to go
Let me blow let me blow let me blow

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
the weather outside is frightful
but this cum is so delightful

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Inspector Hound posted:

Those kids are going to save the American movie theater lmao

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1354850496532652034?s=19

Lol that theyre shutting this down. Capitalism that saves real businesses cant be tolerated

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Mr. Lobe posted:

It is I, the dipshit who would think that a fossil fuel extraction of any kind could be good, I'm very canny

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Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

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