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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

SchnorkIes posted:

look i cant guarantee id do a better job but these guys arent even trying

Wow, Senate Majority Leader Schnorkles!

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SchnorkIes posted:

If you have 50 Republicans and Manchin you have 51 Republicans

Sinema is, to my mind, the more likely to caucus with them if not even outright flip. Manchin's in a comfy groove and is the old school sort of shithead where there's probably a level of pork he'd accept to vote for something. Sinema, not so much

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Inspector Hound posted:

"Peter Daou is right," I insist, the phrase still echoing cyclopean and otherworldly in my mouth no matter how many times I say it

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1355522242399117314?s=19

Fire all CSPAM mods and give Daou super-user access to CSPAM...

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

just rust posted:

Remember to subscribe to the New York Times for my new thoughtpiece In Defense of Cum Jar Joe Biden

it's the shame the thomas friedman op ed generator is defunct because this would be a fun title to play with.

poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo

Epic High Five posted:

We've seen that leadership has screws they can turn and threats they can make to get people in line, what we haven't seen is any of these tactics used on the blue dogs and center right. They've grown too comfortable with handwaving away anything actually good with a "oh yeah, well, Manchin" that they have no means to actually do anything now that it's their guy his little song and dance is going to be loving over lmfao

Hey Chuck, just pretend he's a socialist!

I appreciate your optimism but I think the idea of party discipline is so long dead in the senate Dems they don't in fact have any screws to turn on that guy

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SchnorkIes posted:

I appreciate your optimism but I think the idea of party discipline is so long dead in the senate Dems they don't in fact have any screws to turn on that guy

They need to make a public example of someone first, it's like political capital where you start out with none but then you do something good and you have more and the more you spend the more you have. A big problem with the Dems is they have this entire thing backwards

I bet they'd find the screws real fuckin fast if it was Bernie promising to ensure any bills that didn't meet his ideological requirements would die

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

SchnorkIes posted:

To get anything through the Senate 51-50 you need to get rid of the filibuster, which some Dems have said they absolutely won't do, or get several Republicans to cross the aisle, which is unthinkable in the Trump era.

Ah ok that's basically what I thought you might mean, oh well then I guess

Here's an article I found

GOP Congresswoman Blamed California Wildfires in Secret Jewish Space Laser posted:

Anyway, it is true that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez play equivalent roles within their respective parties. MTG holds down her party’s right flank, and AOC holds down her party’s left flank. You can somewhat deduce the corresponding beliefs of the two parties’ mainstream contingents by moving somewhat to the center of each. Most Democrats are skeptical of defunding the police and question the feasibility of transitioning to a state-run health-care system. Most Republicans are probably quite skeptical that the California wildfires were intentionally set by a Jewish space laser.

So both sides really

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

it's the shame the thomas friedman op ed generator is defunct because this would be a fun title to play with.

What the Biden Cum Jar tells us about America...

Reaching across the aisle on blast at a time ...

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Lol, "it's not the dems fault!" I exclaim as the dems continue to be complicit in keeping the status quo on purpose

Corncob it up, holy poo poo, they have the ability and do nothing

Big fuckin surprise

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

The next 4 years shaping up to be the greatest in American history with regards to cum

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

My cum is the greatest, because it is sterile

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
So is Joe Biden funny yet or what?? :mad:

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

It's funny that his brain is a barren hellscape

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
He will nut divide us

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

So is Joe Biden funny yet or what?? :mad:

The cum jar is tremendous content

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
I admit i was skeptical when president biden said he would serve his entire first term from the confines of a jar gradually filling up with cum,

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1355553863441543169?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

1400 isn't enough for that either!

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

WHAT A loving SNAKE

'FINISH THE JOB OF 2000' MEANS HE PLANS ON 1400

GIVE ME MY 2000 DOLLARS ON TOP JOE

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


600 didn't happen m8, you loving old coot

Thanks, can't wait to not get anything else either.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

explaining to my landlord that i only have to pay rent one time per president and also that the 600 dollars i gave him last year actually counted towards bidens term

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



"folks who need it most"

lol

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Rah! posted:

"folks who need it most"

lol

mmmm, I love that means testing

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


wow looks like only one person needed it thanks jack *joe hands himself a $5 bill*

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


etalian posted:

Fire all CSPAM mods and give Daou super-user access to CSPAM...

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


:d2a:

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My phone autocorrected “Lexapro” to Alexandria

*slicks back hair and adjusts tie*

Golly shucks

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



SchnorkIes posted:

They could not in fact have done this, as the de facto Senate minority

Nah they could have if they weren’t feckless craven loving cowards

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



who gives a gently caress if it’s legal joe could just sign an order paying us and they’d loving do it

Send the guard into the treasury and get the money machine going gently caress

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
$1400 is a lot of tax credit!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

SchnorkIes posted:

They could not in fact have done this, as the de facto Senate minority

de gently caress you

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Thump! posted:

who gives a gently caress if it’s legal joe could just sign an order paying us and they’d loving do it

Send the guard into the treasury and get the money machine going gently caress

I'll never forgive trump for not sending in the paratroopers to Fort Knox and giving the gold to the people

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae

Alec Eiffel posted:

My phone autocorrected “Lexapro” to Alexandria

*slicks back hair and adjusts tie*

Golly shucks

Did you take your Alexandria, tho?

ButterSkeleton
Jan 19, 2020

SIZE=XX-LARGE]PLEASE! PLEASE STOP SAYING THE R WORD. GOD, IF SOMEBODY SAID THE R WORD, I WILL HECKIN LOSE IT. JUST PEE PEE MY JORTS. CAN'T YOU JUST CALL THEM A SMOOTHE BRAINED DOTARD LIKE THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE? DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

P.S. FREE LARRY YOU FUCKIN COWARDS.
Joe Burden

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Rah! posted:

"folks who need it most"

lol

Decreased amount and means testing? it's a democratic dream.

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



job lieden

Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda

Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda

PathAsc posted:

Hey, just a reminder that there were better people to vote for on the ballot and a bunch of dipshits voted for actual rapist warmonger biden lol who is implicit in letting child rapists walk free

Just making sure you don't forget that you're part of the problem you shitlibs

gently caress me

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
jovier bardem

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Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda
JOI Hiden’ the Cum Jar

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