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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Is that a disco ball? Nice.

Youth Decay Eames Chair Count: 10 (1 virtual, 1 miniature)

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "Greek Revival"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/49-Rysam-St-Sag-Harbor-NY-11963/32651567_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/530-Roxbury-Rd-Stamford-CT-06902/177201449_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/680-State-Route-220-Mc-Donough-NY-13801/2077093536_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5261-Highway-16-Senoia-GA-30276/199518920_zpid/ naked house (well, naked front parlor and foyer)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3826-Main-St-Warrensburg-NY-12885/2088822722_zpid/ sorry about the jpg artifacts




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/920-Main-St-S-Woodbury-CT-06798/57837698_zpid/ sorry about the hdr



this is the least bathroom-y looking bathroom I have ever seen, but I kinda love it


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1017-Bruyn-Tpke-Shawangunk-NY-12566/32873975_zpid/ "All custom designed interiors by Cristy Lee McGeehan, featured on the Discovery Channel, HGTV and more!"...at least it isn't whitewashed?

ick

what the hell is that on the wainscot? it looks suspiciously like carpet


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/59-Mount-Vernon-St-Boston-MA-02108/59174494_zpid/ columns. columns everywhere






and completely unrelated to the search term I found this excellent bathroom in an otherwise unremarkable Greek Revival commercial building

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Where is that incredible bathroom?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

SkyeAuroline posted:

Where is that incredible bathroom?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Fort-Hill-St-Wiscasset-ME-04578/318274996_zpid/

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

I never did find a good use case for that wall treatment in the Sims. And this isn't one, either.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

there's no way these people actually bought all this furniture

https://www.dwr.com/home-owner-story-molly.html?lang=en_US

loving the 1k plant stand or the 11k sofa

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

actionjackson posted:

there's no way these people actually bought all this furniture

https://www.dwr.com/home-owner-story-molly.html?lang=en_US

loving the 1k plant stand or the 11k sofa

Love how the dining room section makes a big deal out of the table and then it's not even in the "view products" list.
That aside; yes people actually do buy this poo poo. I've seen $50k light fixtures sell. Higher end furniture sells too, 10-15k range. Not often though and almost certainly not on the salary of a "global strategist" and whatever form of income the "artist" has.
It also probably helps if they're listing MSRP but the people interviewed bought somewhere that sells below MSRP as previously discussed.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

SkyeAuroline posted:

Love how the dining room section makes a big deal out of the table and then it's not even in the "view products" list.
That aside; yes people actually do buy this poo poo. I've seen $50k light fixtures sell. Higher end furniture sells too, 10-15k range. Not often though and almost certainly not on the salary of a "global strategist" and whatever form of income the "artist" has.
It also probably helps if they're listing MSRP but the people interviewed bought somewhere that sells below MSRP as previously discussed.

right, I remember someone at DWR saying they once had someone come in and buy 80k worth of furniture on the spot, but most people have furniture from a variety of different places. also yeah my the description this people aren't rich enough to afford all this poo poo.

It's more the fact that pretty much every major item is from DWR, I'm guessing some of that was provided for the photo shoot, or they were given a big discount in exchange for being part of the campaign. You can get 15% off several times a year on anything (they have storewide exclusing HM, and then HM separately) but they probably got more.

edit: the dining room table is in the products listed, it's the Kigumi table

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Feb 18, 2021

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

actionjackson posted:

right, I remember someone at DWR saying they once had someone come in and buy 80k worth of furniture on the spot, but most people have furniture from a variety of different places.

It's more the fact that pretty much every major item is from DWR, I'm guessing some of that was provided for the photo shoot, or they were given a big discount in exchange for being part of the campaign.

Oh, almost certainly this was some form of promotional deal. I'm inclined to say that the first guess is right just because nobody at this income level is dumb enough (or lacking in space enoughl to go out and buy a dining table as a desk instead of just... buying a desk. "Dining table and dining chair" is the second least comfortable work station I've ever worked in, just behind "bed with no headboard".
That said, they mark discounts in some of the displayed products... Lord, if they're actually selling for this much frequently, I went into the wrong demographic.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

SkyeAuroline posted:

Oh, almost certainly this was some form of promotional deal. I'm inclined to say that the first guess is right just because nobody at this income level is dumb enough (or lacking in space enoughl to go out and buy a dining table as a desk instead of just... buying a desk. "Dining table and dining chair" is the second least comfortable work station I've ever worked in, just behind "bed with no headboard".
That said, they mark discounts in some of the displayed products... Lord, if they're actually selling for this much frequently, I went into the wrong demographic.

the Saarinen table is the only "famous" piece of furniture in there, I'm guessing it sells relatively well. I'm guessing a decent chunk of people at least know the name Saarinen because of non-furniture stuff, like the gateway arch, or Dulles airport. Also he is constantly in crosswords :)

There are also cheaper options available, like with MDF tops instead of marble. I briefly considered the 35" Saarinen with MDF but just can't justify it unless I was planning to use it literally every day.

The way you actually shop at DWR for major items is to see if it's in the store, then ask a salesperson to contact you if they are planning to move it out so you get the 40% floor model discount (which they will increase to 60-70% if it doesn't sell right away).

or use their ebay outlet

GoreJess
Aug 4, 2004

pretty in pink

actionjackson posted:

there's no way these people actually bought all this furniture

https://www.dwr.com/home-owner-story-molly.html?lang=en_US

loving the 1k plant stand or the 11k sofa

No, they likely got all of those furnishings for free in exchange for being featured on the website. The furniture company I work for does this all the time with Influencers & bloggers.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

GoreJess posted:

No, they likely got all of those furnishings for free in exchange for being featured on the website. The furniture company I work for does this all the time with Influencers & bloggers.

lol i guess so https://www.mothermag.com/molly-findlay/

this person only has 2k followers, and that gets you 50k worth of free furniture?

time for a career change

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Feb 19, 2021

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "genuine"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/395-Blinn-Rd-Croton-On-Hudson-NY-10520/58431701_zpid/ "genuine country retreat"



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2316-W-Cortez-St-APT-2W-Chicago-IL-60622/2077495219_zpid/ "genuine picture rail"



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1085-Lakeside-Dr-Block-Island-RI-02807/65984419_zpid/ "genuine sense of a bird’s eye view of Block Island"




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1423-West-St-Honesdale-PA-18431/127002416_zpid/ "Genuine Piece of History" with genuine crappy hdr




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-Upper-Oil-Camp-Rd-Cleveland-SC-29635/89812673_zpid/ "genuine cozy farm house feeling" lol no

this floor was a bad idea

a really bad idea


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2510-Waverley-St-Palo-Alto-CA-94301/19502111_zpid/ "Genuine, historic, hacienda-style, adobe house built in 1937"






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/19-Nodine-Pasture-Rd-Kent-CT-06757/57800293_zpid/ "genuine attention to detail"




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/700-S-Juniper-St-Escondido-CA-92025/16698089_zpid/ "genuine period piece" (1896)
"The entry has an original Mahogany staircase, Bradbury & Bradbury wallpaper designed by Walter Crane and William Morris, average 13 color patterns per room."

"The fireplace is from an Old Historical home in Pasadena surrounded by Victorian tile and the floor tile of the fireplace is made by Minton (founded in England in 1793). The firebox log holder belonged to the Ulysses S. Grant Families home in downtown San Diego."

"The glass doors have been carved and etched, all of the carvings are handmade and done with a copper wheel"

The master bathroom toilet is one of the few remaining "John Douglas" toilets, from which the word JOHN evolved. The 6 ft bathtub is from the 1890's and the Estate of "Doris Day" and is bronzed with nickeled legs with an oak rim."

look at this fancy-rear end toilet

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

There has to be an ironing board behind that door, right? What else could it be?

And I love that genuine period piece house, every part of it.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Is that how you're supposed to use a picture rail? It looks a little like a hipster polaroids-dangling-from-branch piece writ large.

e: I don't really have a problem with it, I do like the varied heights, it just looks like someone's doin' their own thing.

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020


Hey, I found one of those fish in a storage closet at work last year. Wish they let me keep it instead of throwing it in the trash. 10/10 tacky bullshit deco to foist off on someone.

oXDemosthenesXo
May 9, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Are picture rails ever used in stairways? I have a couple bare walls in stairwells that needs arts. It doesn't look like they're meant to be used at an angle so I might have to modify the rail or the hangers a little bit to make it work.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Dareon posted:

Is that how you're supposed to use a picture rail? It looks a little like a hipster polaroids-dangling-from-branch piece writ large.

e: I don't really have a problem with it, I do like the varied heights, it just looks like someone's doin' their own thing.

The picture rail is really just there so you don't have to put holes in your delicate plaster walls to hang things, but I don't think there is any particular fashion by which you are "supposed" to hang things from a picture rail.

oXDemosthenesXo posted:

Are picture rails ever used in stairways? I have a couple bare walls in stairwells that needs arts. It doesn't look like they're meant to be used at an angle so I might have to modify the rail or the hangers a little bit to make it work.

You can pretty much install them anywhere but yes they would need to be level. The rail hangers just sit on top of the rail and the weight of what they are holding is what keeps them in place, unlevel picture rail and they become unusable.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Sirotan what are some good art arrangements above a queen bed (~66" wide), I don't want to have some omg huge thing above it, but any single piece that is less than like 48" wide looks weird to me. I've seen triptychs with different sized pieces, I've even seen pictures where you have one piece that just has a little bit above the bed, and the rest to the side, for example mostly over the nightstand. I'm also considered just doing a little sconce instead.

Right now I'm just leaving the area above it blank to see if it draws my attention enough to require a thing, but wanted your input.

I have somewhat high walls (10.5 feet) so that makes the space seem a bit emptier than if they were shorter.

ty friend

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


actionjackson posted:

Sirotan what are some good art arrangements above a queen bed (~66" wide), I don't want to have some omg huge thing above it, but any single piece that is less than like 48" wide looks weird to me. I've seen triptychs with different sized pieces, I've even seen pictures where you have one piece that just has a little bit above the bed, and the rest to the side, for example mostly over the nightstand. I'm also considered just doing a little sconce instead.

Right now I'm just leaving the area above it blank to see if it draws my attention enough to require a thing, but wanted your input.

I have somewhat high walls (10.5 feet) so that makes the space seem a bit emptier than if they were shorter.

ty friend

Honestly I don't know if I can really answer this question. I, personally, don't tend to purchase art on the basis of how it will fit into a space, and instead buy things I like and then figure out where it's going to go afterward. I also tend to rotate things around depending on how I feel (which is the reason I am putting in picture rail everywhere). Assuming the bed is centered on the wall, one large piece centered over the bed would probably be my go-to here but big pieces can be expensive. Maybe a triptych of pieces of identical size, or even one large piece flanked by two smaller pieces with the same theme. Of course you can also get creative in how you frame things, triptych can go into a single frame with a custom cut mat, etc. I think it really depends on what piece you have or what piece you like. And how it looks will heavily depend on personal taste. Sorry, I realize that probably wasn't very helpful! :shrug:

kreeningsons
Jan 2, 2007

Youth Decay posted:

The master bathroom toilet is one of the few remaining "John Douglas" toilets, from which the word JOHN evolved. The 6 ft bathtub is from the 1890's and the Estate of "Doris Day" and is bronzed with nickeled legs with an oak rim."

look at this fancy-rear end toilet


Beautiful toilet but I’m more of a Thomas Crapper person myself.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Sirotan posted:

Honestly I don't know if I can really answer this question. I, personally, don't tend to purchase art on the basis of how it will fit into a space, and instead buy things I like and then figure out where it's going to go afterward. I also tend to rotate things around depending on how I feel (which is the reason I am putting in picture rail everywhere). Assuming the bed is centered on the wall, one large piece centered over the bed would probably be my go-to here but big pieces can be expensive. Maybe a triptych of pieces of identical size, or even one large piece flanked by two smaller pieces with the same theme. Of course you can also get creative in how you frame things, triptych can go into a single frame with a custom cut mat, etc. I think it really depends on what piece you have or what piece you like.

thanks, my post definitely lacked some detail, it's actually off-center because I need to have enough room for my dog's bed. I might wait to decide though, as I might rearrange the room after she is gone (she is a very good girl and quite old).

right now it's like this, the bottom left is the entry door, and the bottom right is the closet door. So the wall above the bed is a definite focus point. Probably do something blue since there isn't any other blue in the room except my duvet cover. Also if in the future I move the bed so the headboard is under the window, something in that same spot will still work.

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "pegged". Pegged floors, pegged staircases, etc.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2917-Ridgepine-Dr-Apex-NC-27502/50106465_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/462-Bedford-Rd-Armonk-NY-10504/33069872_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/90-Fretz-Rd-Souderton-PA-18964/10005161_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1302-Bushnell-St-Beloit-WI-53511/40547729_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/60-Florida-Hill-Rd-Ridgefield-CT-06877/57346998_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3800-Adams-Rd-Oakland-MI-48363/83685846_zpid/


this room is a vibe okay

ooooold indoor swimming pools are so neat, this one has original art glass windows!


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2576-Bean-Rd-Norristown-PA-19403/10080057_zpid/ 1952 house and guest house by J. Bedford Wooley


one of many excellent bathrooms in these two houses


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5574-Estates-Dr-Oakland-CA-94618/24812920_zpid/ built in 1947 with mid-century modern living room + conversation pit additions by George Matsumoto

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost
The Norristown home is near me. The land alone is amazing around here. The utility room caught my eye:



Are the red tanks oil tanks? Because if this house uses oil heat, yikes at that bill.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

tetrapyloctomy posted:

The Norristown home is near me. The land alone is amazing around here. The utility room caught my eye:



Are the red tanks oil tanks? Because if this house uses oil heat, yikes at that bill.

Yep, two complete systems (oil tank, furnace, and hot water tank).

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "priceless" aka old houses that have magically escaped renovation and still show all of their brown glory

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6664-Lakefront-White-Montague-MI-49437/2076621116_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1186-East-Broadway-Louisville-KY-40204/73588296_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/927-Coast-Guard-Rd-Block-Island-RI-02807/65825945_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/120-Grove-Beach-Rd-S-Westbrook-CT-06498/200404965_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1020-S-37th-St-Milwaukee-WI-53215/40478551_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2676-Schaef-Rd-Bear-Lake-MI-49614/106452415_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22-Nixon-Ave-Staten-Island-NY-10304/32285698_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24-Emmet-Way-Stony-Brook-NY-11790/32678624_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1809-Lake-Shore-Dr-Michigan-City-IN-46360/85524349_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2750-Little-Annie-Rd-Aspen-CO-81611/2078888918_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/301-Summit-Dr-Abbottstown-PA-17301/2083255860_zpid/



Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

double post eek

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Seems like it's happening all over the site.
Also weird to see a house I've seen in person in one of your posts.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

SkyeAuroline posted:

Seems like it's happening all over the site.
Also weird to see a house I've seen in person in one of your posts.

Yeah I got a cloudflare-no-worky page when I submitted, refreshed the page and welp

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

those yellow walls, i'm blind

good case study in why we have renovation :p

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "genuine"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/395-Blinn-Rd-Croton-On-Hudson-NY-10520/58431701_zpid/ "genuine country retreat"



drat this interior looks bad

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "pegged". Pegged floors, pegged staircases, etc.

Oh, I love pegging.

I also like that style of architecture.

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Badger of Basra posted:

drat this interior looks bad
...hey wait a second, that's a two-room house.
How is it 1BR2BA?

???
(also: is this appropriate for just asking General Furniture Questions? despite selling this poo poo my own interior design sense is nonexistent and everything I'm immediately familiar with costs more than I make in a couple months)

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

SkyeAuroline posted:

...hey wait a second, that's a two-room house.
How is it 1BR2BA?

???

Per the listing there's the cottage and then a separate artist studio which has it's own bathroom.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "Nantucket"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6-Woodbury-Ln-Nantucket-MA-02554/56547513_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11-Maywood-Ave-Hyannis-MA-02601/55846940_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Farmer-St-Nantucket-MA-02554/56547144_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8-Grand-Ave-Nantucket-MA-02554/56548488_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17-Ranger-Rd-Nantucket-MA-02554/56543026_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24-Union-St-Nantucket-MA-02554/56547208_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11-Mirasol-Ln-Harwich-Pt-MA-02646/2077315238_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/162-Route-6a-Yarmouth-Port-MA-02675/55937355_zpid/





Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

reasons why you should read The Craftsman magazine

1) rad houses and art stuff
2) socialist commentary
3)


Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Further proof that the internet didn't originate the absurd niche effortposter, just made it way more likely they could find an audience.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Dareon posted:

Further proof that the internet didn't originate the absurd niche effortposter, just made it way more likely they could find an audience.

I mean he's right though, it is awkward to find the store clerk has jerked it on the floor with your hoe.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I love the combinations of random junk real estate people put out.

Dominoes and telescope? Sure, that's just what normal people have on their tables.

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kreeningsons
Jan 2, 2007

I remember reading some of the craftsman a while ago, maybe it was on this board or in v1 of the thread. The craftsman kicks rear end.

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