Longmont Potion Castle Appreciation Thread

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Bouillon Rube: Aug 6, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYhT31mqCJs

The kettle drum hasn�t been played for MONTHS

# ? Feb 13, 2021 05:37

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 09:49

Ingmar terdman: Jul 24, 2006

Bouillon Rube posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYhT31mqCJs

The kettle drum hasn�t been played for MONTHS

So many good characters in this one

# ? Feb 14, 2021 08:09

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I�m gonna be comin�....toward ya.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 00:52

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

I often think about Christine Ward.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:52

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Gonz posted:

I’m gonna be comin’....toward ya.

Bring em on.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 12:26

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

Bouillon Rube posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYhT31mqCJs

The kettle drum hasn�t been played for MONTHS

I can't stop laughing at this, its been stuck in my brain like a song all day.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 14:45

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

You ain�t nothin but a butt cheek, a glorified butt cheek is all you are up arrrrrh

How did you know that was by high school nickname WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:15

Ingmar terdman: Jul 24, 2006

I just love how that guy apparently used to hoot and holler on timpani in his garage until he reluctantly sold them

# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:30

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

I corresponded with LPC about reginald buttcheek (among other stuff) and he isn't convinced that the dude isn't a plant. There are a lot of little things like Reggie's call back to TAURUS JUDGE.

He says the guy that put him up to call reggie swears he is just a goofball.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:53

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

I think unlike a lot of LPC calls, he sounds like he knows it�s a prank and is just being a good sport playing the part of the Angry Redneck.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 01:00

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

You couldn't kick your own rear end

# ? Feb 18, 2021 01:36

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

bagmonkey posted:

You couldn't kick your own rear end

I would if I could!

# ? Feb 18, 2021 02:19

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I would if I could!

Like I said, if it was possible, I would definitely be able to kick my own rear end

# ? Feb 18, 2021 03:06

vandalism: Aug 4, 2003

Gonna hit you with this knee bone, brother.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 04:31

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

vandalism posted:

Gonna hit you with this knee bone, brother.

You can assess the damage at the end of my stay. Okay?

# ? Feb 18, 2021 22:44

Ingmar terdman: Jul 24, 2006

The documentary is streaming on prime now. It also mostly sucks but the back half of it where they interview the man himself is good, and doesnt take away from the mystique but your mileage may vary

# ? Feb 24, 2021 23:36

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I need two boats, this weekend. Have you ever been to La Junta, Colorado before? Well, that's where I keep hundreds of MILLIONS of dollars.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:51

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIj9dDW_FOw

# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:52

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Gonz posted:

I need two boats, this weekend. Have you ever been to La Junta, Colorado before? Well, that's where I keep hundreds of MILLIONS of dollars.

the boot on my foot... which I'll take to your seat

# ? Feb 25, 2021 04:37

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Gonz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIj9dDW_FOw

Appreciate ya, partner

# ? Feb 25, 2021 04:39

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

YOU'RE a gelatinous parcel

# ? Feb 25, 2021 05:10

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

DiD wAgNOr WAnG hAVe A TUssLE oN ThE mONkEY bArS Or IS tHAt JuSt A BuNCh oF cONJEctUrE FrOM tHE BEltWaY?

# ? Feb 25, 2021 05:13

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

I truly forgot how amazing Longmont is, thank you for reminding me of this, thread.

we sold our kettle drums at the last yard sale. Who is this???

# ? Feb 25, 2021 05:18

Ingmar terdman: Jul 24, 2006

Shaquille Frick with ASCAP

e: "oh cmon alex stay on the phone"

Ingmar terdman fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Feb 25, 2021

# ? Feb 25, 2021 05:47

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Gonz posted:

I need two boats, this weekend. Have you ever been to La Junta, Colorado before? Well, that's where I keep hundreds of MILLIONS of dollars.

I've been on schooners. I've been on an 80 foot yacht.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 13:16

Electro-Boogie Jack: Nov 22, 2006; bagger mcguirk sent me.

LPC 18 is out today. I bought it and am trying to download it and, uh, maybe I'm better off just waiting for someone to put it up on youtube. This website is working on like 90s dial-up speeds.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:14

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Electro-Boogie Jack posted:

LPC 18 is out today. I bought it and am trying to download it and, uh, maybe I'm better off just waiting for someone to put it up on youtube. This website is working on like 90s dial-up speeds.

The server is being HAMMERED

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:25

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

it needs a quadruper or at least a digital goober

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:42

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Riptor posted:

it needs a quadruper or at least a digital goober

I'm Tripper with the archdiocese office, and we want everyone to stay offline, remain off the internet tonight, ok? For three hours. We're just asking as a good gesture.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:49

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

potee posted:

I'm Tripper with the archdiocese office, and we want everyone to stay offline, remain off the internet tonight, ok? For three hours. We're just asking as a good gesture.

Crime desk, what can I do for you?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:57

Breadallelogram: Oct 9, 2012

ordered the usb stick collection

I've never given him money and I've enjoyed a lot of his stuff, he deserves it

# ? Mar 1, 2021 20:24

The March Hare: Oct 15, 2006; _{Je r�ve d'un}
Wayne's World 3; Buglord

For anyone who does buy it, don't forget to check the album art for unreleased tracks.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 20:46

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

I wanted to buy the CD and the shirt for the new album but I've already got like 3 shirts and a bunch of the CDs and poo poo

My name is Dirk Funk and I have an LPC problem

# ? Mar 1, 2021 21:56

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

bagmonkey posted:

I wanted to buy the CD and the shirt for the new album but I've already got like 3 shirts and a bunch of the CDs and poo poo

My name is Dirk Funk and I have an LPC problem

Man, you're one bad motherfucker on the phone, ain't ya?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 14:30

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

The download time was insanely slow and you have to do it one track at a time lol.
I don�t know why he doesn�t use bandcamp.
It�s worth it though. There are at least two of my favorite kind of calls where he has the victim laughing their rear end off rather than just screaming obscenities. There�s a few of those as well with one n-bomb. Multiple times he patches people in to poor old Alex Trebek who just sounds loving tired and over it. :smith:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 23:20

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I laughed my rear end off at the track where he is pretending to be BMI music and collect money for them.

All of YouTube, almost every time, jingle and song, has been claimed by some wierd Brazillian music copyright company.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 03:54