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Aardvark! posted:i hope next time it's a cat turd. she'd probably call the police She'd loving load up like neo trying to save morpheus lol
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Hammerite posted:can't imagine what kind of person you'd have to be to want someone to pay money for busted old poo poo you don't want any more. If I had like a years old fridge or whatever that still worked and I didn't want it I wouldn't ask for money for it, I'd just say to people, if you want it you can have it. You just have to come round to my house and take it away for me. As long as I don't have to make any effort. We gave away this big round table and 3 chairs to someone after posting them available on Facebook. This obese middle aged lady and her 20-something son with an American flag MAGA sweatshirt and a tshirt that said “defund the media” on it showed up in a Jetta. The son just stood there and the old lady spent 5 minutes trying to jam everything in unsuccessfully, muttering to herself and wheezing and panting like she was gonna have a heart attack. Eventually I convinced her to give up and she came back later and I had disassembled the table some and I guess they fit it. I don’t know if I’ll ever give anything away again.
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selling gor 5 bux and making it clear why its for 5 bux has worked for me for gettin rid of broken poo poo
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JackBandit posted:We gave away this big round table and 3 chairs to someone after posting them available on Facebook. This obese middle aged lady and her 20-something son with an American flag MAGA sweatshirt and a tshirt that said “defund the media” on it showed up in a Jetta. The son just stood there and the old lady spent 5 minutes trying to jam everything in unsuccessfully, muttering to herself and wheezing and panting like she was gonna have a heart attack. Eventually I convinced her to give up and she came back later and I had disassembled the table some and I guess they fit it. I don’t know if I’ll ever give anything away again. I gave a few things away on Craigslist for free, and the worst part for me was having to hear the long and involved story about what people were gonna do with the stuff. Like... just take it. I don't know you. Please don't talk to me.
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MrQueasy posted:I gave a few things away on Craigslist for free, and the worst part for me was having to hear the long and involved story about what people were gonna do with the stuff. Like... just take it. I don't know you. Please don't talk to me. They don't feel good about taking it without giving back, so they attempt to offer their time by way of a context, not really understanding that you didn't do this because you wanted company. You just want the crap out of your house. I'm not sure what the name of the phenomenon is, but it's real, and I hate it too. I've got poo poo to do.
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Hasturtium posted:They don't feel good about taking it without giving back, so they attempt to offer their time by way of a context, not really understanding that you didn't do this because you wanted company. You just want the crap out of your house. I'm not sure what the name of the phenomenon is, but it's real, and I hate it too. I've got poo poo to do. Goodness forbid you pass the time of day with some coot having a brief yarn.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Good stuff for sale, cheap but I know what I have!! i'm glad youre back in a nextdoor thread 
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Disappointing. I know you can do better than this.
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Weird, Possibly "Satanic" Stuff in Neighborhood? Hello I live over on Skyview Drive and have seen some "weird" stuff lately. House on Lakebed Lane (do not want to put # here for fear of attack) has had MANY deliveries lately, lots of boxes on porch. Nobody leaves house any more, not in almost a year! Did not see anyone visit on Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc when used to be MANY people there. To top it off they had SEVERAL Democrat signs in yard this November and even a Black Lives Matter Inc sign at one point. You are free to vote however you want but BLM are terrorists and Democrats murder babies (even outside the womb!) so you know what. Couple that used to live there seemed very nice, did not know they moved out, not we have very Strange things going on. Does anybody nearby know what is happening? This town is going downhill FAST - used to be a Very Nice place to live, now I don't know!!!
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Mar 2, 2021 13:32
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Wudz posted:sometimes a good joke slips through, so I can't bring myself to hate it Love eating mystery soup that someone left on my doorstep. Soup that comes with a note that may as well read "I came into this soup while I was making it"
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Bardeh posted:The people on Nextdoor near me are preoccupied with the sky today Post "pagan worship is forbidden on nextdoor" and see what happens
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Mar 2, 2021 14:21
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Hasturtium posted:They don't feel good about taking it without giving back, so they attempt to offer their time by way of a context, not really understanding that you didn't do this because you wanted company. You just want the crap out of your house. I'm not sure what the name of the phenomenon is, but it's real, and I hate it too. I've got poo poo to do. Alternatively, sometimes I give away poo poo for free because I dont have poo poo to do and might get an interesting story out of it. Mainly its loonies or meth heads though.
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Mar 2, 2021 14:41
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A Fancy Hat posted:Weird, Possibly "Satanic" Stuff in Neighborhood? You have a demented gift for this kind of mockery. Between here and the BOOMER thread your sarcasm is masterful. Whooo, don't know what came over me. Back to poo poo posting.
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Weka posted:Goodness forbid you pass the time of day with some coot having a brief yarn. A brief yarn is fine. But I should have clarified that one time I did this, some lonely old guy came out for an old computer I was giving away and would not stop talking. I was cool with it for the first 20 minutes, though I told him at least three times I needed to meet friends for lunch, and finally said I was happy to help him with his project and bade him farewell after another ten minutes, when he started getting mad talking about his divorce. I'm not a therapist, I'm a guy giving away a computer. That's colored things for me since, but it's my damage. But all of that said, yes, it's fun to hear stories from strangers sometimes.
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Hasturtium posted:They don't feel good about taking it without giving back, so they attempt to offer their time by way of a context, not really understanding that you didn't do this because you wanted company. You just want the crap out of your house. I'm not sure what the name of the phenomenon is, but it's real, and I hate it too. I've got poo poo to do. Yeah buddy, I've got a few acres and a big barn full of other old tumble dryers for it to frolic with, it's going to be well looked after
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A Fancy Hat posted:Weird, Possibly "Satanic" Stuff in Neighborhood? The "young couple" are actually 6000 year old demons who made a pact with the devil for immortality but now wanted a more simple life where they can create a portal to hell in a cozy little house with a nice backyard for their demon kids
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low key sex master posted:The "young couple" are actually 6000 year old demons who made a pact with the devil for immortality but now wanted a more simple life where they can create a portal to hell in a cozy little house with a nice backyard for their demon kids This is anime where the couple looks 12 isn't it
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"The deli will give you all sorts of diseases science hasn't classified yet and their bathrooms make 1600s Paris look like a rich man's loo but their rotisserie chicken is  "
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Mar 2, 2021 17:49
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Found a pic of the Merle Hay Price Chopper men's room on their Google entry 
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Books for Sale Hello! We are doing some housecleaning and have some books to sell. Looking for listed price, can negotiate a little bit. The Way Things Ought to Be, by Rush Limbaugh (RIP!) - $30 for hardcover (in good shape!) See I Told You So, also by Rush - $30 for hardcover (in great shape, some notes in margins) Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America's Youth, by Ben Shapiro - $15 for hardcover (good shape) Porn Generation: How Social Liberalism Is Corrupting Our Future, By Ben Shapiro - $100 for hardcover (signed copy!) It by Stephen King, $1 for paperback (certain sections have been covered in black sharpy) Please ring the doorbell and ask for "Bonnie" to get a look at these great books! My sister also sells floral arrangements if you are in the Market for one (or a few!) LOL
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low key sex master posted:"The deli will give you all sorts of diseases science hasn't classified yet and their bathrooms make 1600s Paris look like a rich man's loo but their rotisserie chicken is This just sounds like a goon.
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A Fancy Hat posted:6 cameras to counter a dog eating a roll (or donut!!!) Our next door neighbor is a hoarder and keeps adding security cameras and signs about her security cameras to her house. NO ONE WANTS TO STEAL YOUR TRASH, LINDA! I keep wanting to scream at her and make her explain why someone would break into her house and take her collection of empty wine bottles when we live right next door and actually have stuff worth stealing.
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Three Olives posted:Our next door neighbor is a hoarder and keeps adding security cameras and signs about her security cameras to her house. I will be stealing her wine bottles, proving her right and making her install even more cameras
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i signed up for nextdoor because of this thread and my neighborhood seems to be almost entirely free of insanity i think i'm going to start teaching piano lessons remotely, saw a post on there looking for teachers with availability and gently caress, that's decent spending cash for something i enjoy doing anyway
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Three Olives posted:Our next door neighbor is a hoarder and keeps adding security cameras and signs about her security cameras to her house. Someone stole one of my trash cans. I don't know who because I didn't have 60 cameras on my property.  It didn't have a lid and had a hole in the bottom too. Who was that desperate?
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Zero One posted:Someone stole one of my trash cans. I don't know who because I didn't have 60 cameras on my property. King Kong?
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people actually steal trash bins fwiw. and the trash folks require to take time out of your day to file a loving police report about a plastic bin before they give you another one. chock up another victim of the trash bin bandits
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Rockman Reserve posted:
I’m teaching piano remotely at the moment and it’s a pretty sweet gig. There’s the rare connection issue but other than that, it’s very doable. Not the best for younger students though, it can sometimes be difficult explaining techniques without being able to play beside them.
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My neighborhood’s Nextdoor has devolved into politics. One of the moderators made a forum or thread or whatever specifically for politics and everyone refused to use it because they preferred to make everything about politics. There was a post about voting centers (admittedly already about politics) and their locations and within three hours it turned into a 350 comment-long shouting match. The more liberal posters were actually being quite reasonable, but this being Texas, the conservative posters were literally calling people prostitutes, gold diggers, lazy welfare moochers, and generally being downright nasty to everyone else. Our street is kind of off the beaten path and my wife and I are the youngest on our street by no less than thirty years at a minimum. We don’t need Nextdoor, we are all (willingly or unwillingly) on a group text message thread where the oldest of three old lesbian couples (who are inexplicably conservative) are like the eye of loving Sauron when it comes to paranoia. To be fair lots of weird poo poo happens around our street: people come to dump things, people park RVs on the side of the road to sleep for the night, and a few times we’ve caught scantily-clad girls doing sexy photo shoots on the hoods of classic cars. Otherwise it’s all about an alligator that P&W won’t do anything about until it hurts someone
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This is anecdotal, but relevant. Opiate/cocaine addicts actually sneak into houses at night and steal lightweight poo poo, mostly cash, firearms, meds and electronics without traceability. They mostly break in through unlocked doors, creep in and out. They don't case the place or come in a car. If a vehicle existed it would have been sold for a ten pack of stamps long ago. The sort of sad thing is that these overly paranoid old people on nextdoor are missing the real problem. Get some motion sensors and some obvious cameras, wtf?
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Ralph Hurley posted:Apparently a guy was seen jacking off in a creepy van like right across the street from me.
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Zero One posted:Someone stole one of my trash cans. I don't know who because I didn't have 60 cameras on my property. meat police posted:people actually steal trash bins fwiw. and the trash folks require to take time out of your day to file a loving police report about a plastic bin before they give you another one. chock up another victim of the trash bin bandits Waste Management stole my trash can, they chucked it into the back of their garbage truck either on accident or to be dicks (I've witnessed them speeding up and slamming into cans a few times - just for fun). Then when I called they made me file a police report. Okay: "Hello, Mr. Police. Waste Management stole my garbage can and they won't give me another one until I have you file a report that says they stole it. Thanks!"
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I’m teaching piano remotely at the moment and it’s a pretty sweet gig. There’s the rare connection issue but other than that, it’s very doable. Not the best for younger students though, it can sometimes be difficult explaining techniques without being able to play beside them. like two years ago i wouldn't have even considered it, but the pandemic forcing me to get at least a little webcam savvy for running nerd games for my friends made it seem like a much more viable idea are there any weird considerations i should keep in mind for doing it remotely that might not be obvious?
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Waste Management stole my trash can, they chucked it into the back of their garbage truck either on accident or to be dicks (I've witnessed them speeding up and slamming into cans a few times - just for fun). Then when I called they made me file a police report. Okay: "Hello, Mr. Police. Waste Management stole my garbage can and they won't give me another one until I have you file a report that says they stole it. Thanks!" Our trash bin went missing several months ago, I couldn't fathom why someone would steal our trashcan and then I learned that sometimes when they use the robot arm trash can sometimes it just chunks the bin into the truck and they just drive off with it.
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I took a poo poo earlier and it smelled so weird I SWEAR someone must have broken in to my home and replaced my poo poo last night! Saw 2 youths (black) across street last month, could be them?
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Aardvark! posted:I took a poo poo earlier and it smelled so weird I SWEAR someone must have broken in to my home and replaced my poo poo last night! Saw 2 youths (black) across street last month, could be them? with that avatar i do not believe the sincerity of your post and i will be downvoting it
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