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Zero One posted:Don't worry, Dr. Suess is a liberal traitor to them now. Yeah, I mean it's hard to imagine these folks have ever read the Lorax, an anti-capitalism poem disguised as a children's story.
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I mean it was posted yesterday, so the vibe I got was "ThHEYy're tryYIng to CAncel DR SeUSs!!1"
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Ventral EggSac posted:I mean it was posted yesterday, so the vibe I got was "ThHEYy're tryYIng to CAncel DR SeUSs!!1" Oh I see. They skipped over "his family/ estate are a bunch of liberals" and went right to "AOC personally forced them to do this"?
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Zero One posted:Oh I see. They skipped over "his family/ estate are a bunch of liberals" and went right to "AOC personally forced them to do this"? Biden, IIRC, but yes basically.
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Neito posted:Biden, IIRC, but yes basically. What else could be expected after the founding fathers gave the executive branch veto power over rhyming children's books?
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Zero One posted:What else could be expected after the founding fathers gave the executive branch veto power over rhyming children's books? One fish, two fish... this poo poo's hard. gently caress it, I'll just become the President of the United States of America.
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FlashFearless posted:
Oh this was a big thing last summer. People were talking about people shooting off fireworks or backfiring their cars to hide gunshots. 
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Signed up, super disappointed I didn't see any crazy poo poo for my neighborhood. Even had a Trumper who posted about their Trump yard sign getting vandalized, but it was coherent and punctuated correctly. Nothing about antifa or lieberals. Bummer.
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Nextdoor is how I learned that antifa is galvanizing BLM to raid white households and occupy them to make up for slavery. Everyone has to arm themselves, because antifa soldiers will literally force us out of our homes so BLM can live in it instead. This will be made legal if Trump doesn't get back in the whitehouse.
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FlashFearless posted:
“My car backfires officer, I have no idea how that man in the car next to me at the light was shot I didn’t hear anything or see anyone. Oh that’s not my gun” TipTow posted:Signed up, super disappointed I didn't see any crazy poo poo for my neighborhood. Even had a Trumper who posted about their Trump yard sign getting vandalized, but it was coherent and punctuated correctly. Nothing about antifa or lieberals. Bummer. Anyone who still has a Trump sign out in their yard after the election is finally loving over and done is asking to get the sign vandalized, because it basically amounts to a middle finger to all their liberal neighbors, and an announcement to all who pass by their home that they are a dumb poo poo who actually thought that voting fraud was prevalent in such numbers (it’s actually like one one-thousandth of a percent likely but reasoning doesn’t work with these people)
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Mar 4, 2021 23:32
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Fantastic Foreskin posted:Y'all need to get whistle tips. Sounds like the name of a ghost haunting some old Scottish castle WHATSTLE TAPS Sorry you’re getting sexually harassed by something invisible, that’s probably our old ghost Whistle Tips...nothing you can do about that sorry
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life is killing me posted:
Some house on a busy road I pass whenever I leave my neighborhood has a big Trump 2020 No More Bullshit flag across its front porch. The problem is vandalizing it would just reinforce their worldview, though I guess buying that flag in the first place means their view is pretty reinforced already.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Some house on a busy road I pass whenever I leave my neighborhood has a big Trump 2020 No More Bullshit flag across its front porch. The problem is vandalizing it would just reinforce their worldview, though I guess buying that flag in the first place means their view is pretty reinforced already. Our neighbors have the same flag. I'm not the kind of dude to vandalize anyone's property and we actually get along well with them because we don't talk about politics. Seriously, the dude brings it up almost every time and we just won't engage with that line of conversation. I had to learn that with my dad too, except he's got a narcissistic streak to him and kept pushing my buttons after I asked him to stop and it led to a huge fight where we didn't talk for months because up to the point it happened he thought I was a conservative...because I literally never told him otherwise...because doing so would have caused a big fight. I still think it's hilarious the 80yr old lesbian couple on our street are conservative and voted for Trump, not sure how that logic lines up but it's their lives I guess
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“No More Bullshit” says a friendly neighbor with their entire head submerged in a vat of bullshit
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Fantastic Foreskin posted:Y'all need to get whistle tips. That's like an alarm clock WOO WOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZD-ADArwXo
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life is killing me posted:Anyone who still has a Trump sign out in their yard after the election is finally loving over and done is asking to get the sign vandalized, because it basically amounts to a middle finger to all their liberal neighbors, and an announcement to all who pass by their home that they are a dumb poo poo who actually thought that voting fraud was prevalent in such numbers (it’s actually like one one-thousandth of a percent likely but reasoning doesn’t work with these people) Funnily enough, the post was from October. However, said neighbor did, in fact, have the sign up well into January. As for offending the "liberal neighbors," I am the liberal neighbors.* There's probably four yards with "STAND UP FOR AMERICA" signs in them visible from my porch alone. There ARE left-wing people in Oklahoma, but not in my neighborhood. *It wasn't me loving with the sign. Trumper posted their security cam footage, it was middle-school kids. So their vandalism could've been politically motivated, or just kids being kids. Judgy Fucker fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Mar 5, 2021 |
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TipTow posted:it was middle-school kids The kids are alright. 
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All I get on my nextdoor are people complaining about cars going slightly faster than the speed limit or them terrified of anyone that isn't white taking a walk past their home.
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FlashFearless posted:
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Smugworth posted:There's I pretty dumpy town on the Kansas-Oklahoma border I drive through on the way back to see family in Texas. Someone has a sign saying "I buy catalytic converters" in front of their shop or house or whatever. Just amazing. Town's not crappy enough, open trade of stolen catalytic converters just continues for whatever reason.
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Seeing this thread had me check my Nextdoor feed. Thankfully I've been walking my dog on different routes this week because someone posted a video of a rattlesnake slithering down the sidewalk we usually walk down 
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A Fancy Hat posted:MAN IN PINK SHIRT SPOTTED WALKING YESTERDAY And I just got here from the Dragon Ball thread.
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life is killing me posted:Anyone who still has a Trump sign out in their yard after the election is finally loving over and done is asking to get the sign vandalized, because it basically amounts to a middle finger to all their liberal neighbors, and an announcement to all who pass by their home that they are a dumb poo poo who actually thought that voting fraud was prevalent in such numbers (it’s actually like one one-thousandth of a percent likely but reasoning doesn’t work with these people) I agree, but I also have a feeling that those same people are sitting at their window at night waiting for someone to vandalize their signs so they will have a reason to shoot an ANTIFA super soldier and call it self defense.
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This Is the Zodiac posted:They have platinum and other rare metals inside them. Scrap dealers will buy them for a decent amount of money, so this dude probably buys them for nothing from people who think they're junk, then resells them. lol i assure you the people stealing catalytic converters to sell do not do so because they think they are junk what exactly is it that you think is happening, there
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madeintaipei posted:Hello, Nextdoor! I have firearms, everyone! Please rob me next time I'm not home. My neighbors hate me 'cause I'm an aggressive dick weed, they won't say poo poo! Go away Lowtax
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A Fancy Hat posted:MAN IN PINK SHIRT SPOTTED WALKING YESTERDAY Oh no! Gays?! In OUR neighborhood?! Our property values are about to skyrocket. 
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Hi folks. Just looking to raise some interest in a great restaurant that just moved into our neighborhood named "Rogerio's Italian Kitchen." From what I can tell it's a family run restaurant. Food was delicious, HUGE portions. Very clean inside, you feel like you are family when you come. Great specials tonight for Lent: Fish sandwich - $17.00 (comes with fries) Crab cakes - $20.00 (comes with fries) 8 cut cheese pizza - $15.00 Governor Tom Wolf is a tyrant who has destroyed our industry and is destroying the Christian God-fearing people of the COMMONWEALTH of Pennsylvania (notice I did not say "STATE"!). We the People need to throw away the shackles of oppression and get back to our lives, I will not be told to "spread those tables apart" or "please send that covid positive waiter home". It is my restaurant and I set the rules inside, no DICK-tator can tell me what to do. I pray to God every night to give me the guidance to see through these Devils and WE TRUE PATRIOTS NEED TO STAND UP FOR OURSELVES AND NOT BE TOLD WHAT TO DO BY ANYONE EXCEPT PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!! Let freedom RING from the great liberty bell known as the SMALL BUSINESS OWNER. These crazy dems want to raise minimum wage to $15 - SORRY BUT NOT HAPPENING HERE! I would have to raise my prices or fire my entire staff, which I would hate to do! Anyway please check them out, they seem like a great group and I heard the owner was "really cool"  Roger Thompson
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A Fancy Hat posted:Hi folks. I don't know whether to applaud for how hard you made me laugh or check on you for the amount of this kind of stuff you had to read in order to synthesize something this funny. Tap once for all good, or twice for "the brain worms are sinking their hooks in."
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A Fancy Hat posted:Hi folks. "We back the blue, yinz need to show more respect"
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what's the endgame of stealing pets
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you broke my grill posted:what's the endgame of stealing pets Maybe the "Globalists" eat them or something?
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How can we get as many people as possible to all post on Nextdoor at the same pre-determined time: "did anyone else just hear that?" nothing more than that, then don't follow up with anything
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you broke my grill posted:what's the endgame of stealing pets Ransoming them to lady gaga. Or seriously, just reselling them on craigslist. Dogs are really expensive right now because of covid companionship.
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MattO posted:How can we get as many people as possible to all post on Nextdoor at the same pre-determined time: That is the best idea
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you broke my grill posted:what's the endgame of stealing pets
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BUY MY DIRTY-rear end BROOM, YOU FUCKS!!!
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:BUY MY DIRTY-rear end BROOM, YOU FUCKS!!! That broom has seen some poo poo
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3... dollars? USD? $? throw it in the loving trash or stick it on the curb you absolute crazy boomer. gee willikers maybe i'll go to walmart or really splurge, go to home depot, and get a broom for 7 or even 11 dollars that isn't covered in god knows what you used it on before deciding it was too gross to keep. Can I come at 8 pm? I work late. p.s. I'm black.
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