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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/seth_rosenthal/status/1368974462612353030

this is a great read

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

speaking of the ringer

https://twitter.com/RingerUnion/status/1368970464048058372

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I can almost guarantee that their next tweet will be about how Ringer management was woefully unprepared to discuss any of the pressing issues and were unable to even discuss some of their more meaningful proposals.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

BWV posted:

I can almost guarantee that their next tweet will be about how Ringer management was woefully unprepared to discuss any of the pressing issues and were unable to even discuss some of their more meaningful proposals.

and yet they won't acknowledge how prepared management was to discuss who won Cliffhanger smh

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

A sticking point in today’s negotiations were that management was gonna force someone to write about how Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are the most important part of US/UK relations since Beckham went and spent his twilight years in LA

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Which royal is most like which Entourage character?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Five Winners and Losers of the Opium Wars

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


what if the english throne was like game of thrones

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Henry VIII Spouse Power Rankings

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

members of the house of tudor as 2021 nba all stars

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
What if King Edward VIII traded Wallis Simpson to Denmark for an unmarried princess and 2 duchesses to be named later?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

The X-man cometh posted:

Which royal is most like which Entourage character?

New meaning to "turtles all the way down"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Does Ewing theory apply to the British Royal Family?

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

General Dog posted:

Henry VIII Spouse Power Rankings

Go look up the musical Six and come back to me

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Does Ewing theory apply to the British Royal Family?

In that the Commonwealth would be better without the monarchy? Seems about right to me.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Been on the Trade Machine for 6 hours trying to determine the best possible return for Hong Kong

DildenAnders
Mar 16, 2016

"I recommend Batman especially, for he tends to transcend the abysmal society in which he's found himself. His morality is rather rigid, also. I rather respect Batman.â€Â
Top 5 NBA trades that Resemble Britain's Costly Failed Invasion of Haiti.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Edit: beaten to the winners and losers joke like that thing that happened in season 7 of survivor.

BWV fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Mar 9, 2021

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


https://twitter.com/DanFeldmanNBA/status/1369380124941053955

https://twitter.com/DanFeldmanNBA/status/1369382893227802627

https://twitter.com/JoshhTerry/status/1369394091696472065

Edit: The story's been fixed, but leaving it here because it took almost 90 minutes for NBC Sports to figure out which part was bad.

rare Magic card l00k fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 9, 2021

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean that story is literally downplaying what he did so I don’t think they care?

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

The X-man cometh posted:

What if King Edward VIII traded Wallis Simpson to Denmark for an unmarried princess and 2 duchesses to be named later?

A married princess, a duchess and a dominatrix and he might make a deal.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean that story is literally downplaying what he did so I don’t think they care?

Oh I know they don't care by the fact that they're downplaying it, but the instinct to go 'oh boy gently caress is worse than the actual slur' is a uniquely terrible take even among people who would go 'come now it's not that bad'.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Hand Knit posted:

In that the Commonwealth would be better without the monarchy? Seems about right to me.

I meant in terms of Meghan Markle.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

rare Magic card l00k posted:

https://twitter.com/DanFeldmanNBA/status/1369380124941053955

https://twitter.com/DanFeldmanNBA/status/1369382893227802627

https://twitter.com/JoshhTerry/status/1369394091696472065

Edit: The story's been fixed, but leaving it here because it took almost 90 minutes for NBC Sports to figure out which part was bad.

Literally this tweet:

https://twitter.com/hegelbon/status/492741034749620224?lang=en

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
This is the most composed on-air reaction I've ever seen

https://twitter.com/ballsdotie/status/1369702089077719043?s=20

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

morestuff posted:

This is the most composed on-air reaction I've ever seen

https://twitter.com/ballsdotie/status/1369702089077719043?s=20

Looks like an Eric Andre skit.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Bip Roberts posted:

New meaning to "turtles all the way down"

late but i appreciated this

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.
Things are going great at the bargaining table between management and the Union...

https://twitter.com/RingerUnion/status/1369895888135450632?s=20

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


harperdc posted:

Go look up the musical Six and come back to me

I was going to say that I've literally read that article somewhere already.



Anne of Cleves is #1 on my rankings.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
You picking Anne is extremely on brand

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
https://twitter.com/joebuettner/status/1370408045646385152?s=21

https://twitter.com/dgoforth918/status/1370507170702372866?s=21

Bulletproof

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Twix ad but pre Twix dude says "segregation now segregation forever"

Edit: those were snickers ad, show how well ads work

Bip Roberts fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Mar 13, 2021

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


“When I made these comments I was joined by my colleague Scott Sapulpa. Scott Sapulpa has known me for many years. However, Scott Sapulpa didn’t say those things. I don’t want people to begin to associate SCOTT SAPULPA with the RACIST things said by other people, including myself. SCOTT SAPULPA.”

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

I know when I haven't eaten in a while, I use racial slurs too.

BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 13, 2021

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Bip Roberts posted:

Twix ad but pre Twix dude says "segregation now segregation forever"

Edit: those were snickers ad, show how well ads work

Putting the “Hang” in Hangry

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

The "I need a Twinkie" Defense

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
F***** n*****.

Matt, you aren’t yourself. have a Snickers.

creamcorn
Oct 26, 2007

automatic gun for fast, continuous firing

he's actually blaming it on high blood sugar, which is stranger. when your blood sugar gets extremely low you can literally lose the ability to think rationally (because your neurons literally do not have the fuel they need to fire properly when you're that hypoglycemic), but having a very high blood sugar generally just makes you feel awful and sluggish without much impact on your cognition. in my 28 years of being a type 1 diabetic, i have yet to embark on a racial tirade though; that's just this guy's deal.

chocolate bars are awful for people having hypoglycemic episodes btw, the fat slows absorption. get them something loaded with simple sugars, and nothing else (soft drinks, non-chocolate containing candies, juice, literally just sugar packets). this has been your type 1 diabetic fact hour.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

creamcorn posted:

in my 28 years of being a type 1 diabetic, i have yet to embark on a racial tirade though

Sounds like you have some catching up to do.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Ratedargh posted:

Things are going great at the bargaining table between management and the Union...

https://twitter.com/RingerUnion/status/1369895888135450632?s=20

they did it

https://twitter.com/RingerUnion/status/1370640858077302785

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