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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Huh, there's a line crossing right over the city nearest to me, too (*not positive but it looks like it's close). The orange line is just the line around the satellite in the drawing, it's supposed to represent how far away you could see the re-entry, from its re-entry point. So if it popped in over Nashville, TN you might see it from the great lakes down to Florida. The yellow/blue are just the orbit, plus 8 hours (yellow) or minus 8 hours (blue) from the predicted re-entry time (the "central value"). They're continuing to update it too, the window is now at +/- 8 hours, they'll keep shrinking it as it gets closer.
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Come on New Mexico!
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Some farmer and his wife in Kansas are about to adopt a Chinese Superbaby from the doomed planet of...Earth
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Aardvark! posted:its going to land on the airsoft forum Most action than that subforum will have seen in months
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Play posted:Excuse me? My mother is a saint I'll have you know and in fact she has never been tainted by the touch of a man Are you Jesus? Or Darth Vader?
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Currently predicting it will hit ~New Zealand. Obviously this is all part of the Chinese plan to spread Covid as wide as possible.
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Full Metal Jackass posted:According to that chart my balls are safe. Not if I have anything to say about it
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What if the rocket is fitted with Chinese Ball Seeking technology, and breaks into a few million pieces upon reentry, each piece homing in on an individual set of balls with laser guided accuracy?
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Good news everyone the rocket has landed and yes it landed directly and exactly upon my fricking balls! Well i can't be certain it was the rocket, but a rocket for sure, or at least a vaguely phallic object made out of a material.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What if the rocket is fitted with Chinese Ball Seeking technology, and breaks into a few million pieces upon reentry, each piece homing in on an individual set of balls with laser guided accuracy? Doubtful, you just gotta keep your butt pointed to the sky with your cheeks spread and hope for the best. ![]()
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What if the rocket is fitted with Chinese Ball Seeking technology, and breaks into a few million pieces upon reentry, each piece homing in on an individual set of balls with laser guided accuracy? Fortunately, when they ripped the code from the American Ball Seeking technology that Foxcon were making, they did a piss poor job and the entire thing burnt out just after launch.
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It's gonna land exactly where I predicted and when it does I'm gonna have a 'splash down' of my own if you know what I am saying!
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well, thread, I have a very sad update I did not get crushed to death in my sleep by 10-stories of towering metal, which means the Chinese death rocket is still somewere up there in the sky perhaps tonight I'll be so lucky
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is that a 10 story, 23-ton rocket on your balls or are you just happy to see me
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Should be happening tonight and loving LOL it's gonna avoid China: 08 May 2021 23:22 EDT ± 4 hours ![]() ![]() Live updates: https://aerospace.org/reentries/cz-5b-rocket-body-id-48275 Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 15:38 on May 8, 2021 |
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hell yeah the south side of my metro area is just barely on the crash path, which puts me in the debris field assuming it's still 100 miles wide ![]() Bronze Fonz posted:loving LOL it's gonna avoid China: i wasn't onboard with the conspiracy theories before but ![]() smoobles fucked around with this message at 15:33 on May 8, 2021 |
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What if, hear me out here, what if there were hidden RCS thrusters on that rocket that allowed China to give it a little nudge here and there, just to make sure it lands as intended on Mar-a-lago?![]() ![]() We can't even tell precisely how the rocket's trajectory is affected by re-entry, they could totally get away with it. I'm not seriously tinfoiling about this, I'm just saying they should do it. Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 15:36 on May 8, 2021 |
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Nashville is still on the menu. ![]()
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:
Chase ur dreams
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Who wants to join my team of rocket chasers
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:
you've got 16 hours give or take to drive somewhere on the path
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Can't believe a Chinese rocket will obliterate the Maricopa county fairgrounds, rip.
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McGavin posted:Nashville is still on the menu. Nashville traffic problems finally getting better
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yikes! posted:Who wants to join my team of rocket chasers Sure I'll be Jessie and you can be James.
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yikes! posted:Who wants to join my team of rocket chasers dibs on being your Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Do it. Come on, do it. I want you to do it. Hit me. HIT ME!
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Really boring that it will just hit some plastic bottle floating in the Pacific Ocean ![]()
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i guess it isn't going to hit Indiana. ![]() unless i don't understand what the lines mean
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the lines represent the paths down which the spinning death lasers will blast 100 mile wide swathes of death and destruction
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Lance my balls from orbit via high powered laser satellite
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$50 to whoever calls the city it hits closest to, if there’s any interest. Thread consensus on the city if it’s a wide field of debris.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i guess it isn't going to hit Indiana. Orbits are kind of hard to map out on a 2d image, so basically those lines are where it will be at various points of time in orbit while the planet rotates underneath. Eventually atmospheric drag will pull it out of orbit somewhere along one of those lines.
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Baxter posted:$50 to whoever calls the city it hits closest to, if there’s any interest. Atlantis
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They’re going to admit later that the rocket is powered by some ridiculously toxic yet inefficient nuclear reaction or something and it will hit the last of a rare sea turtle and then endanger the whole of Africa’s coast with radioactive debris because we live in hell world
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Noblesse Obliged posted:They’re going to admit ![]()
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https://twitter.com/AerospaceCorp/status/1391134210606260229 Last chance for Florida coming up!
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Baxter posted:$50 to whoever calls the city it hits closest to, if there’s any interest. Lisbon
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Noblesse Obliged posted:They’re going to admit later that the rocket is powered by some ridiculously toxic yet inefficient nuclear reaction or something and it will hit the last of a rare sea turtle and then endanger the whole of Africa’s coast with radioactive debris because we live in hell world nah it will land on my boss's car because my boss is a jerk
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 01:53 |
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we're now just a few hours from the crash window have you guys called your loved ones to say goodbye yet?
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