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`Nemesis posted:how is his name tape and poo poo backwards but the paper text oriented correctly? Mirrors and other Hollywood tricks
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`Nemesis posted:how is his name tape and poo poo backwards but the paper text oriented correctly? He might be smarter than the joke implies.
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Godholio posted:He might be smarter than the joke implies. i figured it would of been easier to film it not reversed instead of writing it backwards (or it was edited? idk), just curious really
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May 25, 2021 20:31
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does tiktok even let you switch the reversing thing?
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May 25, 2021 21:16
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I'm glad they didn't because he fine and now I get to have a weird convo with my wife.
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May 25, 2021 21:57
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The other pages appear to be him practicing his backwards writing.
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May 26, 2021 07:09
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lol there's nothing goons do better than overanalyze a simple joke
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May 26, 2021 20:24
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Kaza42 posted:At Dragon Con a few years ago, I overheard a serviceman in uniform being chewed out by an officer for wearing his uniform to a convention. "Your uniform is not a costume, don't disrespect it by bringing it here" etc.
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Unless that officer was in uniform (which, lol), I'd have told him to get hosed. A buzzcut doesn't make you an officer, and I don't know you from dick. These namepatches aren't even mine. I bought this at a thrift store. Eat a bag of dicks
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May 28, 2021 02:13
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Only way this story could be better is if it was some cosplay dork and not a real serviceman.
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GD_American posted:Unless that officer was in uniform (which, lol), I'd have told him to get hosed. A buzzcut doesn't make you an officer, and I don't know you from dick. These namepatches aren't even mine. I bought this at a thrift store. Eat a bag of dicks "Yo, lighten up Eisenhower, I took this from the closet of the guy whose wife I'm banging. I'll give it back tonight when I dig in for round 2. Hope he doesn't mind my wang banging around in here though, I free ball because his wife really makes me work up a sweat"
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May 28, 2021 03:18
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I sometimes think there should be a reverse stolen valor thing where civilians wear incorrect uniforms in public to catfish rear end in a top hat officers like that guy.
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May 28, 2021 03:23
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nah anyone going to a convention in uniform is a loving dork
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May 28, 2021 03:39
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What if they're in the Space Force, though? Then they fit right in, right?
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PookBear posted:nah anyone
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May 28, 2021 04:38
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Man I only get to wear my old WW2 gear like once a year and I still get people thanking me for service.
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May 28, 2021 11:58
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Plot twist: It's pea-dot camo, worn in the south.
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May 28, 2021 15:29
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 cinci zoo sniper posted:great opsec https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2021/05/28/us-soldiers-expose-nuclear-weapons-secrets-via-flashcard-apps/
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JFC
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May 28, 2021 18:49
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Does viewing / sharing that link count as spreading classified / sensitive information around?
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 If anyone wants another dose of existential horror, the entire book “Command and Control” would be some prime reading right now  e: has anyone checked on OPSEC WIZARD lately? Their BAC is probably catastrophic right now. Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 20:50 on May 28, 2021 |
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May 28, 2021 20:41
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amazing. so many heads should roll for this but i bet only a few enlisted get the shaft from it
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So...between the running apps debacle and this latest embarrassment, we’ve got base layouts and nuclear secrets spilled. Sounds like the army and air force are leading the charge on idiocy, I wonder when and how the marines or navy are going to try and catch up? e: from 3 years ago, but I bet there’s a really fun* cross-reference to made there. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/28/fitness-tracking-app-gives-away-location-of-secret-us-army-bases *fun not guaranteed Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 22:19 on May 28, 2021 |
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May 28, 2021 22:12
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Icon Of Sin posted:
Even OPSEC WIZARD should get to enjoy their 72 my guy
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Icon Of Sin posted:So...between the running apps debacle and this latest embarrassment, we’ve got base layouts and nuclear secrets spilled. Sounds like the army and air force are leading the charge on idiocy, I wonder when and how the marines or navy are going to try and catch up? We just draw dicks in the sky, man. e: there was a guy on a nuclear missile sub who took pictures of secure areas with his cell phone a few years ago, so I suppose there's that.
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Seen someone get fired from an FBO job for taking naked pictures of his GF inside some Important Person’s private jet, that’s gotta count for something. Although I liked the engineer on a ship who tweeted a picture of an inventory spreadsheet, which is dumb but harmless, except he didn’t crop out the post it on the edge of the monitor. The post it with the username and password.
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I'm sure the marines will somehow get caught smuggling strippers into space with help from space farce eventually
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Wingnut Ninja posted:We just draw dicks in the sky, man. Didn't he get pardoned or something?
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Icon Of Sin posted:
Seconding this reccomendation, I've been reading C&C and less than a hundred pages in I'm convinced it was an act of god that the world survived the cold war.
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Liquid Communism posted:Seconding this reccomendation, I've been reading C&C and less than a hundred pages in I'm convinced it was an act of god that the world survived the cold war. A cruel, cruel god.
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Space Marines won't happen until you can lease a capsule at 30% APR with a 10k/yr mileage allowance
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Liquid Communism posted:Seconding this reccomendation, I've been reading C&C and less than a hundred pages in I'm convinced it was an act of god that the world survived the cold war. I'd love to read a book from the Soviet side of things. I can only imagine what a conscript military got up to. Spoilered because I'm not sure if you're up to it yet, this is my favourite* story from C&C  "List of Cold War pilot defections - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Cold_War_pilot_defections *
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Memento posted:I'd love to read a book from the Soviet side of things. I can only imagine what a conscript military got up to. I think the Soviet equivalent is the book "the dead hand" but I can't say how much of it is Soviet political  and how much is conscript hijinks
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C&C is proof that mankind should have never been able to develop nukes. The sheer amount of times life was nearly exterminated because "lol. military." Before reading it, I thought the military had a pretty solid grasp over keeping us alive from enlisted.txt. Turns out, it was pure stupid, dumb loving luck.
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Yeah, and to think we've probably heard *maybe* 5-10% of what went wrong behind the Iron Curtain with regards to *their* special weapons stewardship. Or the UK and Yellow Sun, the bomb where the safety was 133,000 steel ball bearings held in by a stopper, and when the ball bearings were removed, the bomb was dangerously unsafe due to the amount of fissile material packed into each one. BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 04:11 on May 29, 2021 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Or the UK and Yellow Sun, the bomb where the safety was 133,000 steel ball bearings held in by a stopper, and when the ball bearings were removed, the bomb was dangerously unsafe due to the amount of fissile material packed into each one. lol This website has some information and is charmingly archaic.
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BIG HEADLINE posted:
The Ivy King bomb was a one-megaton pure fission bomb and had a boron chain in the middle that had to be pulled out to arm the bomb or it could easily have gone high-order in the event of a plane crash or just a stern glare.
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“Let’s increase the risk we accidentally detonate this by a hundredfold in exchange for making the Russkies ten percent deader in the event of the unthinkable.” “Good thinking, Jim. Let’s break open the drinks globe.”
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bulletsponge13 posted:C&C is proof that mankind should have never been able to develop nukes. I'm solidly convinced that bureaucratic inertia is the only thing that kept us safe. Transitioning to a post atomic holocaust world is change, and everyone hates change.
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