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That’s the best one on the new album. Improv puppet slam.
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That lady is a good sport
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Mar 24, 2021 07:21
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Saw this today; was gonna pull alongside and ask the guy if his calipers were all messed up.
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Mar 31, 2021 20:58
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That’s clearly not a Blooper though
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Apr 5, 2021 02:26
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Habeus Corpus up the yin yang
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Bad Purchase posted:there is no way this guy wasn't playing along after he figured out it was a prank he even drops a few refs to older lpc calls ("taurus judge")
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Apr 7, 2021 13:36
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“What does it say on the coupon?” “Uhhh, it says ‘remove here’.”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuxMHUTQsNE
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Having a laugh imagining LPC calling the late christopher tolkien and saying "who'ma tolkien to up arrrr"
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http://noisetent.com/springshirtsuperstore.htm Shirts are up. Gonna pass this time and buy a new one next time it pops back up. Already got a few so have fun
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Apr 18, 2021 17:34
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Those shirts are great, I can’t decide which one I want!
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Apr 18, 2021 18:13
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Kharnifex posted:What's that noise? Even after all this time, it's just rope. Movin' around.
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Apr 19, 2021 02:42
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Even after all this time, it's just rope. Movin' around. WHOAoooooooo
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When are ya shippin those shirts up arrrrr
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May 12, 2021 02:32
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This rules
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May 12, 2021 05:08
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Welllll gently caress you, Bert!
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For some reason the thought of LPC being an actual person who like everyone else needs to make real phone calls to customer service from time to time and have normal conversations that make sense and resist the urge to ask for a helium socket through a whammy pedal is really funny to me.
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My favourite LPC meta is imagining how many times he's called a place to get the reactions he does. How many times did he call the Chowder Julius place before they lost their poo poo? How long were they tormented by the weird Julius guy? "I wish you'd come up here and order a Julius, 'cause I'll recognize your loving voice"
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May 15, 2021 08:16
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It's insane how quickly the shirts sold out
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May 17, 2021 06:23
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Kharnifex posted:It's insane how quickly the shirts sold out I bought another because I'm a broke-brained guy who loves buying t-shirts. I'll post here whenever I get the e-mail that the store is open, usually will be a 1-2 day window to get yer shirts
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May 17, 2021 14:03
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Sounds like a case of tuff poo poo for you
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Ralph Hurley posted:For some reason the thought of LPC being an actual person who like everyone else needs to make real phone calls to customer service from time to time and have normal conversations that make sense and resist the urge to ask for a helium socket through a whammy pedal is really funny to me. As someone who takes customer service phone calls I wish there were more fun weirdos
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May 17, 2021 15:25
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Merch drop
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sadus posted:Merch drop What's the address on the package?
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May 29, 2021 01:56
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Just watched Coal Miner's Daughter, had a good lol at an appearance from Ernest Tubb and a visit to his record store! No sign of Turtle Pleasure on the shelves
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Chrpno posted:Just watched Coal Miner's Daughter, had a good lol at an appearance from Ernest Tubb and a visit to his record store! No sign of Turtle Pleasure on the shelves Did you see any Sha nana or hee haw?
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Did you see any Sha nana or hee haw? You're startin' to get strange again
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Chrpno posted:You're startin' to get strange again Here, just take my phone number: 347 627 8227... 6227... YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH 347, 8227, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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I'm ready to talk regular, Rick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM3lsli7RHo Got a delivery from UPS, who the heck charges a COD these days
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Yeah, this is Roscoe with Waste Management calling. For our next pick up, we need you to label all the content of your recycling bin. Just get some graph paper and mark down your peanut butter, cupcakes, coffee grounds, things of that nature. Okay?
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Jul 11, 2021 11:33
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Hey guy, you gotta cut me a check on these frickin’ toilets here.
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Jul 11, 2021 11:49
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What's Crackin' ?
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Hello? Hello? ”Hi this is Francois over at Lip Smackers, how ya doing?” Fine. Wha, wha, wha, what’s up Lip Smackers? What’s up? ”Ah, we’re a popup bounce house, here in the neighborhood. And we’re inviting everyone down, we got a bounce house going.” A bounce house going? ”Yes sir.” Uhh, W,w, wow. Uh, what do they do with a bounce house? ”Oh, we got people jumping up and down.” Just jumping up and down? ”It’s a haunted bounce house.” A haunted bounce house? Wow. ”So get on down here and jump up and down for awhile, and then, uh, we’ll send you on your way.” Okay, well can’t do anything today ‘cause I got to go around and pay my bills. ”Well it’s only happening today, sir.” Okay, well, if I have the time, I’ll come down to it. ”You come down, we’ll get ya in there. We got balls all over the place. Real big.” Okay. ”We’ll bounce you around a little bit. Sound good?” Okay. I’ll see if I have the time. Thank you. I got to get shaved and washed and go around and pay my phone bill so my phone doesn’t get shut off. ”Get cleaned up, and we’ll strip ya down, and we’ll bounce you around a little bit.” Okay.
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You wanna meet out in the yard, and I'll push ya around?
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Will you stand by your remarks, or is this a great big ho axe
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The guy at the end of "Meddling Medley" who put the clothes out for him seemed super nice, I'm a little bummed that LPC decided to piss him off. I guess that's just what he does.
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Listen to me, Bucko. Don't be double-talkin'. I'm workin' with a radial saw, Mister.
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