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Pooky posted:Have we talked about the definite realness of MAJIC-12? Because lol, lmao MJ12 documents were released by known disinformation agent Richard Doty aka "The Falcon" of the AFOSI, and it took like three or four catfishing attempts before someone took the bait because it looked too much like bullshit even for ufologists in the 80's. We're talking the people who wrote the first books about the crash at Roswell going, 'Hmm, this smells fishy to me.' Also, the other intelligence agencies tell the FBI loving nothing, because the FBI actually had to investigate whether or not the MJ12 documents were real or fake, and only had the assurance of the Air Force that they were in fact forgeries. The NSA, DIA, CIA, and Air Force all giggling in the corner while the FBI releases their findings to congress.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 15:39 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 06:01 |
https://youtu.be/rH0x-eXxzCA
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:12 |
for about half a second i thought that said glenn greenwald, lol
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:18 |
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Hooplah posted:for about half a second i thought that said glenn greenwald, lol What is Glenn's take on UFO's? Because he's usually right.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:23 |
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Why is science fiction so horny? It's always full of like dominatrix gear and people getting naked, and saucer men always want to gently caress Earth people. Lord of the Rings isn't horny. Westerns weren't horny. I don't get it.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:26 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Why is science fiction so horny? It's always full of like dominatrix gear and people getting naked, and saucer men always want to gently caress Earth people. Lord of the Rings isn't horny. Westerns weren't horny. I don't get it. have u ever read a fantasy novel op there is a lot of overlap between the quirks of sci fi nerds and fantasy nerds and the entire area of that overlap is just a sex pile edit: sci fi goes "this weird sex poo poo is socially acceptable because it's the future" and fantasy goes "this weird sex poo poo is socially acceptable because elfs"
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:37 |
blatman posted:have u ever read a fantasy novel op if we were truly being visited, some horny nerd would've attempted to have sex with a saucer and proved their existence after his irradiated dick fell off
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:49 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Why is science fiction so horny? It's always full of like dominatrix gear and people getting naked, and saucer men always want to gently caress Earth people. Lord of the Rings isn't horny. Westerns weren't horny. I don't get it. If you were building a whole new world why wouldn't you make it hornier than the real world?
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:49 |
exactly why and how did you think chernobyl happened
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:50 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Why is science fiction so horny? It's always full of like dominatrix gear and people getting naked, and saucer men always want to gently caress Earth people. Lord of the Rings isn't horny. Westerns weren't horny. I don't get it. lotr is an extreme outlier
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:51 |
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Tekne posted:this is proof there are no vehicles from elsewhere on earth Funny you should say that... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Villas_Boas UFO? Check. Radiation Poisoning? Check. Horny? Check.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:57 |
Mecha Gojira posted:Funny you should say that... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Villas_Boas i like my women to GROWL
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:09 |
drat, the ufos intelligence gathering is spot on if they grabbed that guy for their breeding program the fact that he had 4 kids afterward demonstrates mankind's destructive virility
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:09 |
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munce posted:A good discussion of triangles. didn't they start making triangle shaped stealth planes way back in the 70s?
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:09 |
lol megyn kelly is actually a great interviewer
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:13 |
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The capitalization in this one is kinda hosed up because it was originally all caps quote:Occurred:2/1/1954 02:00 (Entered as : feb 1954 02:00) Anyway I'm digging into "unknown" shapes on NUFORC today and a lot of the earlier entries are like "welp I'm old and/or dying but this poo poo happened and I want someone to know"
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:14 |
WEH posted:The capitalization in this one is kinda hosed up because it was originally all caps
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:18 |
ive asked anyone ive ever gotten to know a little bit and as a guess id say around half have a paranormal event story. even found a few old timers who had sightings followed by missing time style events. if /anything/ i hope people are more willing to bullshit about that stuff in the future
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:21 |
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Then there's this guy who's dad found what he thought was flexible metal scattered in his field in the 1940s and just chucked it into a ravineTekne posted:I hope there's some real meat to the report so people who've seen things or had longer encounters can get some closure even if it's the tiniest bit. Absolutely
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:24 |
Strong Simpsons angel mall promotion energy itt
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:25 |
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What do we get instead of a new mall?
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:28 |
wow quote is not post in 2021 have an image The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 17:32 on Jun 16, 2021 |
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:29 |
skewetoo posted:Strong Simpsons angel mall promotion energy itt just let the sheeple chew their cud and attend your duties as lord ownzone WEH posted:What do we get instead of a new mall? the old mall
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:30 |
The new mall reopened. Safely. (It isn't safe)
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:32 |
WEH posted:What do we get instead of a new mall? F-35 II
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:39 |
I want to believe. I really do!
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:42 |
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Azathoth posted:F-35 II I didn't like the first one
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:44 |
skewetoo posted:I want to believe. by all means please do, dont wait for the gubbymint to say its okay
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:47 |
WEH posted:What do we get instead of a new mall?
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:48 |
as long as its not ikaruga future...white constantly shooting black
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:51 |
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Azathoth posted:F-35 II nah, that dropped two months ago. https://www.aero-mag.com/secret-new-fighter-jet-16042021/
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:51 |
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drat I guess "shape: unknown" is just where all the abduction reports end up, it's like finding a fresh cache of 70/80s UFO paperbacks
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:04 |
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Mecha Gojira posted:nah, that dropped two months ago. healthcare plz
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:06 |
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skewetoo posted:Strong Simpsons angel mall promotion energy itt I'd rather get a surprise june 25 xcom 3 disclosure
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:07 |
I'll accept a handshake from an alien in place of healthcare
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:13 |
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:16 |
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This kills the alien
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:25 |
Marzzle posted:didn't they start making triangle shaped stealth planes way back in the 70s? yeah the 1670s https://twitter.com/Spacecowboy781/status/1403732709323816961 https://twitter.com/Spacecowboy781/status/1403743760501063692 https://twitter.com/Spacecowboy781/status/1401722272193433600
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:28 |
https://twitter.com/Spacecowboy781/status/1401372623628652545
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:29 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 06:01 |
i hope these skyscraper and mountain-sized ufos are only the tip of the iceberg the great reset should commence with something on this scale entering the solar system https://youtu.be/HQymFddoo9I
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 18:41 |