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lol that the tic tac was the tamest poo poo they could lead off with
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Jun 25, 2021 22:01
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Bullfrog posted:they could only explain one of the 144 reports lmao yea actually go read the report it's 9 pages it's the most sterile and begrudging bare minimum bullshit they could get away with and it still officially confirms UAPs as something they can't explain and which appear to demonstrate currently impossibly advanced technology as intended, the vast majority of people who can't read well will skim and dismiss it, but it makes some powerful implications
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Jun 25, 2021 22:01
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Jun 25, 2021 22:01
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neutral milf hotel posted:wait the report is 9 pages? Certainly not suspect that it doesn't get into any specific incidents.
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Jun 25, 2021 22:02
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Wheeee posted:as intended, the vast majority of people who can't read well will skim and dismiss it, but it makes some powerful implications Yeah it's the bare minimum but a win imho
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Jun 25, 2021 22:02
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I want the triangle aliens
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Jun 25, 2021 22:04
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airborne clutter
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Jun 25, 2021 22:04
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Didn't that leaked Podesta email reference the military getting EMF emissions from them when they change mediums? (into water iirc?) I wonder if that's what the bit about military hardware picking up radio emissions from them is.
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Jun 25, 2021 22:04
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Tungsten posted:airborne clutter
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Jun 25, 2021 22:05
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Birds.
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Jun 25, 2021 22:05
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uap it up alienalures 
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Jun 25, 2021 22:05
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Wheeee posted:yea this isn't the real report it's the unclassified version. the classified version was sent to congress and the pentagon isn't going to release it publicly. e: https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1408530648936202263?s=20 Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 22:11 on Jun 25, 2021 |
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Jun 25, 2021 22:05
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Government is phoning it in at this point.
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Jun 25, 2021 22:06
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Zisky posted:Birds. 
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Jun 25, 2021 22:07
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I was expecting this to be 9 pages of "these mostly appear to be optical phenomena and faulty sensors" not "yeah there's flying poo poo that we can't explain, detected with multiple sensors and eyewitnesses, physical objects that fly, some of it looks really technologically advanced but what can you do"
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Jun 25, 2021 22:07
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A MIRACLE posted:I want the triangle aliens no mamn no you do not
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Jun 25, 2021 22:07
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can we get the Q guys to start demanding the release of the full report like they've been doing for the secret report they think exists that says hillary eats children
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Jun 25, 2021 22:08
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Increase Investment in Research and Development
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Jun 25, 2021 22:09
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Jun 25, 2021 22:10
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Tungsten posted:Increase Investment in Research and Development 
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Jun 25, 2021 22:11
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government really loves that lovely kevin spacey film with the floating plastic bags gently caress you American Beauty you fuckin piece of TRASH
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Jun 25, 2021 22:11
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i don't need the government to tell me aliens exist. i've got all the evidence i need in this mega.nz repository of UFO books written by psychic cat ladies
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Jun 25, 2021 22:11
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Jun 25, 2021 22:12
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:i don't need the government to tell me aliens exist. i've got all the evidence i need in this mega.nz repository of UFO books written by psychic cat ladies
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Jun 25, 2021 22:13
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Shear Modulus posted:this isn't the real report it's the unclassified version. the classified version was sent to congress and the pentagon isn't going to release it publicly. that's the point, this is the most redacted version of what they have to say and it still confirms weird poo poo us going on
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Jun 25, 2021 22:14
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i wasnt expecting disclosure but i was at least expecting a list of the 144 incidents with some details, that seems like the least they could have done SMDH
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Jun 25, 2021 22:14
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theres gotta be at least one loving excel spreadsheet
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Jun 25, 2021 22:14
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so we have all these sightings going back decades, but they could only confirm them with sensor data since 2004 and beyond? is that why they chose that date?
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Jun 25, 2021 22:16
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starting at 2004 avoids pesky questions about Russia and China having super advanced drone technology in 1960
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Jun 25, 2021 22:20
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Unexplained Avian Phenomena
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Jun 25, 2021 22:21
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Each type of UAP admitted to exist would validate potentially thousands of reports, no chance we were getting more than one initially
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Jun 25, 2021 22:21
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Hatebag posted:Unexplained Avian Phenomena u cant explain something that doesnt exist
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Jun 25, 2021 22:22
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It'd be cool to see a picture or something but
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Jun 25, 2021 22:22
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The slice we got is monumental in itself
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Jun 25, 2021 22:23
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well I guess I'm just looking at it from the perspective of "we're not going to put any stock into sightings until we have sensor data to back it up." What changed, sensor wise, in 2004?
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Jun 25, 2021 22:23
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Now keep an eye out for any members of congress suddenly making large buys or sells on the stock market for the real news.
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Jun 25, 2021 22:24
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the report says "its not aliens but its aliens"
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Jun 25, 2021 22:24
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Rah! posted:the report says "its not aliens but its aliens" lol that aliens were euphemised as "other"
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Jun 25, 2021 22:25
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the true conspiracy is that the government is covering up the fact that passenger pigeons did not go extinct. They evolved, and now pose an Advanced Aerial poo poo Threat
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Jun 25, 2021 22:25
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Crow Zone posted:well I guess I'm just looking at it from the perspective of "we're not going to put any stock into sightings until we have sensor data to back it up." it was the first time the data wasnt erased
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