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Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
The citizens of Dubois, Idaho are dead serious about pronouncing it "Do-boys". which is kind of hilarious in its own way I got yelled at over the phone confirming billing and shipping information three separate times when I pronounced it "Do-bwah". I drove through there this spring with my parents and we stopped for gas and lunch and I warned my mom and dad, "Whatever you do, do not say "Do-bwah"."

Also, Glitter Person is a great username.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




kntfkr posted:

There's a Versailles outside of Pittsburgh that's pronounced Vur-sales. I've also always found the NJ/DE Newark thing funny. People like me say "N'rk" and people in Delaware say "New Ark", as if there's an Old Ark.

There’s a Lebanon, IN that the locals pronounce, “Luh-BAN-nun.”

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

Milan, MI

pronounced MY-lin

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




New MADGE-rid

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Ziv Zulander posted:

No those are real things. Just a compression shirt for dogs to help with anxiety. For some dogs they work great, other dogs absolutely will not tolerate them. Just depends on their temperament if it works or not. If you’ve got a dog that freaks out and panics when they hear fireworks, thunder shirts are absolutely worth trying before you go to the vet and ask for sedatives

Imo it's pretty messed up to sedate yourself just so you don't have to put up with your dog freaking out.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

therobit posted:

We don’t use scented laundry products because they aggravate our daughter’s eczema when the clothes laundered with them touch her skin for prolonged periods of time. It is surprising how loving strong that stuff smells when you aren’t used to it. It also covers up the smell of unclean clothes really well. Most people use too much soap for the newer washing machines and it doesn’t wash out all the way with the meager amount of water HE machines use.

There's a cool natural laundry detergent that my girlfriend picked up which ALSO has an automatic measuring thing. So you turn it upside down and squeeze it and it will stop when enough comes out, which is probably like 30 or 40% of the way towards the MAX line. Yeah, most people just fill to max not realizing that max means MAX, as in the very most you can do but you can also do much less.

ausgezeichnet posted:

I really like the cut of this Dude's jib and want to meet the other Dem-leaner in my Chuddy little town. Nextdoor here is a loving parody in reality.



Man Flying Spaghetti Monster, THAT is a blast from the past

Ralph Hurley posted:

They frame it like their complaint is it’s changing something iconic that “didn’t need fixing” but you know drat well if they had tacked on the name Mike Ditka or Harry Caray they would have loving loved it.

Yeah Lakeshore Drive, loving iconic, absolutely legendary, I run out of descriptors to denote its greatness, never even heard of such a unique and incredible-sounding street name before

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



There ain’t no road just like it, anywhere I found.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Internetjack posted:

The citizens of Dubois, Idaho are dead serious about pronouncing it "Do-boys". which is kind of hilarious in its own way I got yelled at over the phone confirming billing and shipping information three separate times when I pronounced it "Do-bwah". I drove through there this spring with my parents and we stopped for gas and lunch and I warned my mom and dad, "Whatever you do, do not say "Do-bwah"."


Perhaps they wanted to name their town after respected 19th and 20th century, civil rights activist, sociologist, socialist, historian etc.etc.etc W.E.B. DuBois. Pronounced Do-boys as above.

On the other hand, that town is in Idaho, and W.E.B Dubois was a black man. So thats probably not the case.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Residents of Moscow, Idaho insist on pronouncing it Moskoh

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Play posted:

Yeah Lakeshore Drive, loving iconic, absolutely legendary, I run out of descriptors to denote its greatness, never even heard of such a unique and incredible-sounding street name before

Famous enough a name to inspire the eponymous song "Lake Shore Drive," if known to any non-ancient non-Chicagoans likely from its use in Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Probably the second most iconic street in Chicago, after Lower Wacker Drive.

But yeah, the same chuds would be standing and cheering if it were renamed "Ditka Lake Shore Drive".

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Jay Cutler Overpass is a Chicago icon. RIP to a legend.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Admiralty Flag posted:

Famous enough a name to inspire the eponymous song "Lake Shore Drive," if known to any non-ancient non-Chicagoans likely from its use in Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Probably the second most iconic street in Chicago, after Lower Wacker Drive.

But yeah, the same chuds would be standing and cheering if it were renamed "Ditka Lake Shore Drive".

I’m ancient and grew up within range of Chicago airwaves and I can say the song is great. Like maybe the best piano rock song ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0saZiLV7-7E

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

New MADGE-rid

Buena Vista, Colorado. It’d be a really pretty name if the locals didn’t insist on pronouncing it Byew-na Vis-tuh. Byewnie for short.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Round these parts we just have the Dwayne Johnson memorial skid site.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Big Beef City posted:

The Jay Cutler Overpass is a Chicago icon. RIP to a legend.

:nice:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Prepare for the "why are there so many loud booms? Are they break ins?," "shooting in neighborhood, heard a loud noise?" and also the legitimate "I was active duty in Iraq and I actually have PTSD, please stop after midnight," "my dog is barking and/or making GBS threads like a maniac because it's 3AM and you're still shooting poo poo off" posts.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

please keep 911 on speed dial in case any hooligans are shooting off fireworks this weekend

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

you broke my grill posted:

please keep 911 on speed dial in case any hooligans are shooting off fireworks this weekend



Sounds like that call Homer made.

"Operator, quick! Gimme the number for 911!"

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Byoonuh Vistuh Virginia one of the most depressing towns on the Eastern Seaboard.

They mortgaged their police station and city hall to build a golf course which failed, and then it created some awkward times with The Bank.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




TotalLossBrain posted:

Sounds like that call Homer made.

"Operator, quick! Gimme the number for 911!"

Wrong scene. You want this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0iDOckkGLc

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
Woke up to this

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Zack posted:

Woke up to this


what the gently caress is it?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Somebody found a kitten in their yard yesterday that was injured and ended up passing away. They buried the kitten in the yard and posted about it, explaining that people needed to take better care of their kittens or to be on the lookout for stray cats.

The insane part was they posted a photo of this kitten and it looked like it had been flattened, like somebody squashed it with a hammer or something. I don't know why the hell they had to include that and now I'm wondering if they just killed this kitten that some neighbor kid owned or something.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Big Beef City posted:

what the gently caress is it?

Stricter legislation for preserving land. Not opposed to it, but that tone

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

The Zack posted:

Stricter legislation for preserving land. Not opposed to it, but that tone

SHAME on you.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
My Nextdoor is currently full of people posting about the fact that Portland and the suburbs have all banned fireworks due to the heatwave but since we are unincorporated there is no ban here and for the love of god please don’t use fireworks and set off another wildfire. For once I agree with the elderly Karens.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

A Fancy Hat posted:

Somebody found a kitten in their yard yesterday that was injured and ended up passing away. They buried the kitten in the yard and posted about it, explaining that people needed to take better care of their kittens or to be on the lookout for stray cats.

The insane part was they posted a photo of this kitten and it looked like it had been flattened, like somebody squashed it with a hammer or something. I don't know why the hell they had to include that and now I'm wondering if they just killed this kitten that some neighbor kid owned or something.

It would have been flattened by a car. Your current level of paranoia indicates you should cut down on reading Nextdoor posts.

mindstorm
Jan 28, 2011

Smellrose

quote:

This was suggested to us by the Police Not To Lock You Vehicles With Your Key Fobt.Theives can get fonts use them to get the signal from them and use it to get into them.Lock it from the INSIDE and they cannot get the signal.Ours was gotten into in Aug.2015 and I know I locked it the night before.They stole the license plates and tried to put someone else's on the car but I guess their plan got messed up and they left the plate that wasn't ours propped on the back of the car.They stole my son lunch bag for work.They way we noticed it was messed with the door wasn't closed all the way the light was on when they were leaving for work.We have had a car stolen before and it was found on Holland road behind 711.They popped the ignition switch out and did over a 1,000 worth of damage to it.If they want to get into your vehicle they find ways to get into it other than being left unlocked.Be safe out there.

You know, it says a real person posted that but I can't help but feel it's some AI desperately trying to participate in the discussion. Was a thread about somebody getting their car stolen when they left it unlocked... with the keys in it... and their other car (also unlocked) got broken into and they stole everything out of that car too.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
its poo poo like that that made me unbookmark the cyberpunk dystopia thread, but the problem with that is leakage

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

BigBadSteve posted:

It would have been flattened by a car. Your current level of paranoia indicates you should cut down on reading Nextdoor posts.

Usually when an animal is flattened by a car it is on the road and remains on the road after being flattened, rather than appearing in someone's yard.

I mean yeah that's probably what happened somehow but the fact that they found it in the yard is a bit strange

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

Play posted:

Usually when an animal is flattened by a car it is on the road and remains on the road after being flattened, rather than appearing in someone's yard.

I mean yeah that's probably what happened somehow but the fact that they found it in the yard is a bit strange

Have you heard of coyotes

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

number 1 snake fan posted:

Have you heard of coyotes
Yes, but I doubt anyone is smuggling flattened cats across the border

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Mysterious Yelper not a bad user name.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Skipping down the street leaving one star reviews of local restaurants

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010
Would have been really weird if the person left but the yelping stayed behind.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
they and the sound traveled east ? how can they be sure

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Looking forward to a nice chill 5th

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GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

quote:

1 AM fireworks. I get it. We live in a city. Plug my ears. Stop complaining.

But come on. Super loud fireworks at 1 in the morning? How inconsiderate does one have to be? Or is it just a lack of imagination?

Imagine the baby waking up in the middle of the night, inconsolable. Imagine the vet with PTSD waking up to the sounds of explosions. Imagine the dogs freaking out, waking up their families as they piss themselves in fear. Imagine the wildlife sharing this city with us, living in and among the very trees where these explosions take place. Imagine your neighbor just trying to get some sleep.

1 in the morning. It’s bad enough that the noise ordinance doesn’t kick in until 10 PM (most babies and toddlers’ bedtimes are long before 10 PM), but to set them off at 1 AM? I don’t know how that can be seen as anything other than malicious.

Please. Have a shred of decency and empathy. Stop.

I don't even really care for fireworks myself unless it's like a big show but come on.

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