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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



My cat isn’t shook at all by the massive fireworks going off all throughout the night of the 4th in every corner of the neighborhood each year. The first boom gives her a jump then she just sleeps in her favorite cardboard box.
The explosions were thankfully pretty chill this year. The bros across the street usually host a big party and blow up insane amounts of pro grade poo poo from the middle of the street and all sorts of paper bits and clumps of red powder rain down on our house. One year one of their big mortars went sideways at ground level, sending a bunch of drunk people running for their lives, then it exploded under a parked car. This year they only had a few for some reason, and no party.
My feeling about fireworks is there isn’t anything going to stop it especially not the police so you might as well invite a few friends over, crack some beers and enjoy the show. My kid loves it. I feel bad for the poor birds :(

Please don’t burn down California. Thank you.

Ralph Hurley fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jul 6, 2021

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

kntfkr posted:

There's a Versailles outside of Pittsburgh that's pronounced Vur-sales. I've also always found the NJ/DE Newark thing funny. People like me say "N'rk" and people in Delaware say "New Ark", as if there's an Old Ark.

Watching anyone outside of the immediate New England area try to pronounce Worcester, Haverhill, or Tremont is entertaining.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I just performatively pronounce town names wrong.

It turns out thats what the founders were often doing too so I wrap around to being right a lot.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Ralph Hurley posted:

My cat isn’t shook at all by the massive fireworks going off all throughout the night of the 4th in every corner of the neighborhood each year. The first boom gives her a jump then she just sleeps in her favorite cardboard box.
The explosions were thankfully pretty chill this year. The bros across the street usually host a big party and blow up insane amounts of pro grade poo poo from the middle of the street and all sorts of paper bits and clumps of red powder rain down on our house. One year one of their big mortars went sideways at ground level, sending a bunch of drunk people running for their lives, then it exploded under a parked car. This year they only had a few for some reason, and no party.
My feeling about fireworks is there isn’t anything going to stop it especially not the police so you might as well invite a few friends over, crack some beers and enjoy the show. My kid loves it. I feel bad for the poor birds :(

Please don’t burn down California. Thank you.

you almost sound disappointed

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Neito posted:

Watching anyone outside of the immediate New England area try to pronounce Worcester, Haverhill, or Tremont is entertaining.

it's even more entertaining hearing the new englanders try to do it

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Big Beef City posted:

I wish they invented a dog that shot fireworks that terrified other pets and tons of them were up for adoption so that all of these animal lovers would be forced to make an ethical decision

I'd team up the dog that shoots fireworks with a cat that rides a vacuum cleaner. They're partners and each thinks the other one is the sidekick.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
I think instead of fighting about fireworks, we should all take this man’s message to heart:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Blue Moonlight posted:

I think instead of fighting about fireworks, we should all take this man’s message to heart:



maybe cool it on the 90s softcore porn vibe my man :P

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Unsbscribe this email pleaseThasnk you

Umnsuscribe please!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

My neighbor took down his Ariel on top of a pile of coconuts art piece in his front yard before the tropical storm. Won’t have to complain about him online.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Fireworks loving rule u dweebs.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Chinatown posted:

Fireworks loving rule u dweebs.

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Chinatown posted:

Fireworks loving rule u dweebs.

Its just one day a year jeez.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Chinatown posted:

Fireworks loving rule u dweebs.

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

Blue Moonlight posted:

I think instead of fighting about fireworks, we should all take this man’s message to heart:


Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Chinatown posted:

Fireworks loving rule u dweebs.

They do indeed rule, but I would watch your back for totally-not-unhinged murder fantasy goon:

Pookah posted:

I hate fireworks so goddamn much, I'd happily kill anyone who lets them off unexpectedly.
They serve no useful purpose whatsoever except "I EXIST, I AM LOUD' for the people who let them off, and they make my poor little puppy so afraid and so sad. He's a rescue, he's been with us for 5 years and fireworks still make him want to run away from home. If he gets out on a firework night, there's a good chance he'll get run over and die.

And all because some dipshit wanted to make a BIG LOUD NOISE WOO.

Hey big loud noise person: most people think you're a big loud piece o poo poo.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

therobit posted:

Omagari, in Daisen City, Akita prefecture. I have forgotten the official name but probably Omagari Hanabi Taikai as a search term would bring up something on it.

Cool not the city i thought it was I remember being in a city one summer and they would do a firework festival which was pretty baller.

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN




I guess that's a good price for an aunt

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Well if its credit

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I've only seen that scam on FB Marketplace recently.

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


TotalLossBrain posted:

I've only seen that scam on FB Marketplace recently.

Yeah it's a pretty good one

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Pekinduck posted:

Its just one day a year jeez.

Not where I live, but sure.

Seems like folks like popping them off all year, here, at weird times.

In fact, I'm so used to that bullshit that when a tree fell on my porch, shaking the apartment, I just went back to sleep, thinking it was fireworks. Dead serious. (No it hasn't been fixed, of course not)


I like fireworks, but also have ptsd and get jumpy at sudden noise, so I really wish it was just a few times a year, so I could know when it was on the way.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
In the uk we go berzerk with explody stuff on Nov the 5th due to a failson, while in Germany they choose the new years eve to attack the sky, so, I get to enjoy it twice a year depending on when I travel,
I miss the Japanese hanabi though.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the east does do way better fireworks than the west

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yeah those notoriously American made fireworks sure are inferior to the ones made in Asia

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
OK Goons, compromise: one night a year of fireworks, but also combined with the purge.

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
150 people were shot down over the weekend, I guess they WERE gunshots!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





"Jeez, I'd KILL for an ice-cold drink right about now!"

Goons: WHOA, LAY OFF ON THE CRAZED MURDER THREATS?!?!?

Have you goobers really never encountered hyperbole before?

I hate fireworks because they make my dog miserable for days and nights on end and I can do nothing about it. Fireworks are almost entirely illegal where I live so I'm not even talking about organized displays with pretty colours; it's 99% cheap crappy bangers going off randomly day and night for about a week. They are stupid and boring and annoying. :colbert:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

TotalLossBrain posted:

OK Goons, compromise: one night a year of fireworks, but also combined with the purge.

What positives does the purge bring to society?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The same ones it does in the movie, duh

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

ilmucche posted:

What positives does the purge bring to society?

It makes girls skinnier?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I saw a post on my Nextdoor this morning that I meant to paste here but I got sidetracked with work. Can't find it now, guessing it got deleted. It was someone asking for advice on how to deal with a neighbor living below who pounds on the ceiling because of the noise he makes. Turns out he had decided to vacuum at 12:30am.

Found it!

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Pookah posted:

"Jeez, I'd KILL for an ice-cold drink right about now!"

Goons: WHOA, LAY OFF ON THE CRAZED MURDER THREATS?!?!?

Have you goobers really never encountered hyperbole before?

I hate fireworks because they make my dog miserable for days and nights on end and I can do nothing about it. Fireworks are almost entirely illegal where I live so I'm not even talking about organized displays with pretty colours; it's 99% cheap crappy bangers going off randomly day and night for about a week. They are stupid and boring and annoying. :colbert:

Histrionic murder hyperbole is the dulled sword of the ancient internet, as Cussin' Recipes and Image Macros, and just makes you sound insane. As though you are posting as D-Fens, the star of Joel Schumacher's Falling Down, rather than living a full life in your brief visit to this planet.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Pookah posted:

They are stupid and boring and annoying. :colbert:
counterpoint: fireworks loving rock and the entire neighborhood was out chatting and celebrating as people lit them off.

Maybe don't be such a creepy shut-in who fantasizes about murdering anyone who intrudes on your solitude.

Pookah posted:

Hey big loud noise person: most people think you're a big loud piece o poo poo.

Lol "most" people love the gently caress out of fireworks.

Harik fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Jul 7, 2021

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


There was a ton of fireworks in my poor, lovely neighborhood on the 4th. I kept hearing gun shots intermixed, which is sadly pretty normal in Houston. My neighborhood doesn't even get the silly "Was that gun shots?!" Posts, because, yeah, it was, go back inside. Turns out there was an actual legit shoot out two blocks from me during one of the bouts of fireworks.

Edit: No one in my neighborhood posted about the fireworks, or the gun shots.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


One dog went to the bedroom and snuggled in bed with us, the the puppy couldn't care any less about the fireworks.

Maybe he needs to become a bird dog.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Fireworks are not that great and they aren't that awful either calm down people

Ironhead posted:

There was a ton of fireworks in my poor, lovely neighborhood on the 4th. I kept hearing gun shots intermixed, which is sadly pretty normal in Houston. My neighborhood doesn't even get the silly "Was that gun shots?!" Posts, because, yeah, it was, go back inside. Turns out there was an actual legit shoot out two blocks from me during one of the bouts of fireworks.

Edit: No one in my neighborhood posted about the fireworks, or the gun shots.

Well, if you're gonna have a shootout seems like a good time for it, I suppose

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Play posted:

Fireworks are not that great and they aren't that awful either calm down people

counterpoint: nobody here who likes fireworks has threatened to hunt down and murder people who don't so maybe cool your jets with this "both sides" bullshit.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Harik posted:

counterpoint: nobody here who likes fireworks has threatened to hunt down and murder people who don't so maybe cool your jets with this "both sides" bullshit.

Yeah, I'm sure fireworks hyperbole person was about ready to defend his puckins all over his neighbors.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Fireworks fido is totally gunning for that bigger dog. Bet they had a beef to settle.

Traxis posted:

It's just one day a year, you babies can't handle this for one night?

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1412152654973878279?s=19

Where can I buy one or two of these fireworks?

Play posted:

Well, if you're gonna have a shootout seems like a good time for it, I suppose

They're just being considerate by trying to minimize the number of times pets get scared.

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