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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
About 10 years or so ago there was a Competitive Eating show on TV (don't remember the network) and it was disgusting. The contests were things like who could consume the Costco size jub of mayo the quickest or guzzling 3L of cooking oil.

And now for the snipe.

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jul 7, 2021

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




what in the holy gently caress is that? lotus root and eel?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bonzo posted:

About 10 years or so ago there was a Competitive Eating show on TV (don't remember the network) and it was disgusting. The contests were things like who could consume the Costco size jub of mayo the quickest or guzzling 3L of cooking oil.

And now for the snipe.



After a three or four beers I'd crush a few fishdogs.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'd probably eat all those components separately, or hell even together once I figured out the 'eel mechanics' (probably remove the head and figuring out the bone situation (awww yea))

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Big Beef City posted:

I'd probably eat all those components separately, or hell even together once I figured out the 'eel mechanics' (probably remove the head and figuring out the bone situation (awww yea))

please ask your wife later what "the bone situation" is while waggling your eyebrows. Thank you.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pictured: the bone situation

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Mozi posted:

pictured: the bone situation



this is a gorgeous creature I would pet it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

this is a gorgeous creature I would pet it

Too late it's already been deep fried and served in an 8ft long hoagie roll

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

SavageMessiah posted:

I got a pair of bacon cheese dogs at 5 guys last week. They were fine but it was $16 for two goddamn hot dogs wtf.

Add 3rd dog for $25

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Too late it's already been deep fried and served in an 8ft long hoagie roll

And it was loving delicious. :haibrow:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
switzerland





Bonus Mac and Cheese(?)

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.
Any hamburger you have to unhinge your jaw to bite is asinine.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Whats with this obsession of multiple layers in a burger? How tf does anyone eat it, or is it just an opportunity to take a photo

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Whats with this obsession of multiple layers in a burger? How tf does anyone eat it, or is it just an opportunity to take a photo

with a fork and knife as one does with any other burger.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

knuthgrush posted:

with a fork and knife as one does with any other burger.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381187250265784320/868246078393319454/MegaBurg.mp4

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


the cheese isn't melted

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Whats with this obsession of multiple layers in a burger? How tf does anyone eat it, or is it just an opportunity to take a photo

I too am unable to conceive of food 'having more than one thing' it's quite perplexing

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



knuthgrush posted:

with a fork and knife as one does with any other burger.

:hai:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hasselblad posted:

Any hamburger you have to unhinge your jaw to bite is asinine.

drat, broken clocks and all that

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

You, an intellectual: PRIGLES ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIT YOU ARE HAND IN THE TRUBE!!!?!1122

Me, a poo poo idiot: *pours crisps out of tube with fucken GRAVITY like it's 1687*

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
time for more interesting foreign burgs pulled from the wilds. Lithuania in this case

disclaimer: all burgers may actually be delicious


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I would definitely look up translations of the ingredients of that last one.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




she burgin'

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

mods please rename me to "Alabama Baltas BBQ Majoneza" with a custom title stating: "Su grill camembert"

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Is that all the same sandwich?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

That last one looks delicious, though.

It's a ham, egg, cheese, and breakfast sausage patty on a muffletta style bun. I'd polish the chrome off that bad boy.
e: I'd prefer the egg runny, but look not everything can be perfect alright?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

That last one looks delicious, though.

It's a ham, egg, cheese, and breakfast sausage patty on a muffletta style bun. I'd polish the chrome off that bad boy.
e: I'd prefer the egg runny, but look not everything can be perfect alright?

I dig what you’re saying

I, too, would break my fast with that sandwich

a side of fries and you got yourself a proper meal

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
im loving starving now

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Worst burgers? Worst hotdogs? Nah for me it's worst soda fountains

https://twitter.com/rogerclark/status/762835958848860162

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:d2a:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993






Bonus "not the worst anything" images because I have to post these SOMEWHERE


AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Aug 6, 2021

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
That all looks like turgid poo poo

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.


this looks like lazy dinner made from leftovers

that burg is pathetic

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hello yes I'd like to go inside a building and then inside another building that is actually a bus and then be given a saw dust puck and also can you kick the poo poo out of me and my entire family please I'm begging you

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

lol nice, an Into the Wild themed restaurant, complete with the bus and the food the guy ate that killed him

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Korthal posted:

Worst burgers? Worst hotdogs? Nah for me it's worst soda fountains

https://twitter.com/rogerclark/status/762835958848860162

lmao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I’ll take the cum and plain gelatin burger, the gherkin and spider leg burger, and a bunch of whatever the gently caress those are.

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