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this poo poo all better be real im bored of the on-going normal despair when we could have weird despair instead
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 12:08 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 05:07 |
us being some bird's space cattle or even woowoo metaphysical soul cattle wouldn't make life shittier, but it would definitely make it more interesting unfortunately all the next 48 hours will reveal is that the only big thing happening is our continuing self-destruction via climate change aitee
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:04 |
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It's gonna happen at 2021 hrs, on September 15th (80th of July) in July of 2080. Only 2 humans will be left on that date, by current calculations. They will be taken to that same zoo that Kurt Vonnegut was taken to, and wrote about in Slaughterhouse Five, where they gently caress in front of an audience of alien tourists, in a glass cell. Brendan Rodgers has issued a correction as of 15:17 on Jul 17, 2021 |
# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:07 |
Wheeee posted:idk over the past handful of years we've gone from 'lol UFOs gently caress off' to 'UFOs are real and the US government is scrambling to deal with this while a slow rollout of info is being conducted by lifelong intelligence officials' Yeah, i thought UFOs were likely bullshit too (though i wished they weren't lol), until that 2017 NY times article, and since then ive learned about a ton of poo poo that strengthens the case even more. lol we had members of congress who were on the intelligence committee, who saw the declassified report, compare it to science fiction movies. And the Australian UFO report seems to confirm decades of rumors about US goverment UFO debunking being a cover up for real poo poo, and rumors of secret attempts at engineering our own antigravity ships. crazy poo poo lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:09 |
The Australian report was written to the government by a Bird Believer, not written by the government Sadly E although from the perspective of tyool 2021 I don't see why I should believe a government more than some crack pinged birdman tbf
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:17 |
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Barry Foster posted:The Australian report was written to the government by a Bird Believer, not written by the government Was it written by someone investigating it or in some role on behalf of the government, or position of access to information, or just Charlie Kelly?
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:18 |
Brendan Rodgers posted:Was it written by someone investigating it or in some role on behalf of the government, or position of access to information, or just Charlie Kelly? Don't actually know, but I know they got a lot of their stuff from Jacques Valleé
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:19 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:19 |
Inshallah
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:20 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:21 |
all raitee
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:21 |
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Barry Foster posted:The Australian report was written to the government by a Bird Believer, not written by the government Yeah that's some cold water, thank you
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:22 |
I mean are they running UTC or god's chosen EDT
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:27 |
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Orbis Tertius posted:There's a detail in the SCU analysis of the Nimitz encounter that has been bugging me, which is after the initial meeting of the UAP and the F/A-18s, the tic-tac zoomed off and made a beeline straight for the pilots' 'Hold Point': I'm still on team Von Neumann probes propelled by spacetime distortion. Their power source for something that small would have to be equally sci-fi to produce that type of power, maybe antimatter, magnetic monopole catalyzed decay, or yanking energy from the false vacuum.
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:34 |
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its obviously atlantis time if they dont tell us what happened to atlantis we could use the moment of their arrival (00:00 atlantis time) to pinpoint the location
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:36 |
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it's MY disclosure and I need it NOW!
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:37 |
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It's aitee here No aliens yet
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:37 |
Mola Yam posted:It's aitee here Are you thanking the sky? You've got to make sure you are thanking the sky
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:38 |
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Orbis Tertius posted:There's a detail in the SCU analysis of the Nimitz encounter that has been bugging me, which is after the initial meeting of the UAP and the F/A-18s, the tic-tac zoomed off and made a beeline straight for the pilots' 'Hold Point': A HUD image of the hold point overlaid on the camera/visor/camera? I can't stop thinking projected images or mirage of some kind; the cat chasing the laser pointer that's doing impossible things, because it's not actually there, it's being projected or is a reflection or etc No it doesn't explain most of anything, but what the hell else is it Basically, A Time To Chill posted:it's MY disclosure and I need it NOW!
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:41 |
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it's night. Sun up = thanks sky Sun down = fuk u
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:42 |
Barry Foster posted:The Australian report was written to the government by a Bird Believer, not written by the government do you have a source for that? Because the declassified UFO documents are all on official paper with things like "Department of Defence Joint Intelligence Organization" on it, and are signed by dudes with titles like "Director" and "deputy director" and "wing commander" and "RAAF Intelligence representative" e: and the writer of the report itself (or at the least the intro to it) was the head of the "Nuclear Branch" Barry Foster posted:Don't actually know, but I know they got a lot of their stuff from Jacques Valleé Only the list of cases where UFOs allegedly affected the witnesses and/or technology, which was "collected by Dr Valle in collaboration with Dr Hynek at Northwestern University". The first part of the report, which is a history of US and Australian government interactions with the UFO phenomenon from 1947-1971, came from other sources. Rah! has issued a correction as of 15:50 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:43 |
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https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2245195/
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:43 |
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The problem with the psyop angle is that the messaging is like - "We're dealing with phenomena beyond our understanding" - "We have several instances on record of what seems to be technology beyond what is considered possible" - "We're not saying it's Aliens...but we're also saying it's not ours or any other nation's...and we're referring to it as 'technology', soooooo... - "If there is intelligence behind it, we are overwhelmingly out-classed." ( If this were a threat, we would not be able to protect you ) That is like, anti-propaganda. It's the kind of information you'd spread in a country to inspire uncertainty, fear and mistrust of the authority figures. I'm not saying it's not an op, they're obviously managing the information to some end, but i think it's much more likely they're worried about lowest common denominator, bible-thumping America freaking the gently caress out more than anything.
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:44 |
lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:46 |
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Orbis Tertius posted:lowest common denominator, bible-thumping America this describes the senior commands of the military and military intelligence community
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:46 |
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bedpan posted:this describes the senior commands of the military and military intelligence community you'd think they'd lean into it more "demons are real and here and we must raise an army of christ to defeat them (give us more money)"
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:51 |
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that would give satan advance warning
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:00 |
so if the Australian UFO report was just written by a guy, rather than being ordered by the government itself, it still appears that the guy who wrote it was in charge of some serous poo poo, judging by his job leading the "Nuclear Branch" whatever that is. And there's a document that appears to be responding the report, that says "appears to be sufficient evidence from RAAF and US investigations of UFO sightings to indicate that some reports cannot readily be explained by natural phenomena or man-made activities." And it's signed by the director of the Joint Intelligence Organization. And the other declassified UFO documents, are also signed by national defense directors and intelligence dudes and RAAF dudes and whatnot, like i mentioned. Rah! has issued a correction as of 16:13 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:01 |
Delta-Wye posted:black vault dropped a bombshell today - dod data retention practices are dogshit This one is twisting my head in Director of any program is a huge loving deal in government hierarchy you only get those positions if you have been doggedly loyal and pleased a lot of people throughout a long career
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:02 |
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the aliens are gonna reschedule because covid cases are spiking everywhere
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:03 |
Rah! posted:do you have a source for that? Not really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Just what I remember reading on reddit Don't get me wrong I'd love to be proven wrong
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:04 |
Orbis Tertius posted:The problem with the psyop angle is that the messaging is like so they're saying there are things in the sky that make the best jets look like kites and can generate more energy than the country's entire power infrastructure
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:06 |
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the defense establishment hasn't been able to reverse engineer and reproduce the recovered material. they've been working at it for decades and are still stumped. if they let people know what they have, they will be forced to give it up, and this they don't want to do.
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:08 |
Barry Foster posted:Not really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i made another post about it that i just edited: Rah! posted:so if the Australian UFO report was just written by a guy, rather than being ordered by the government itself, it still appears that the guy who wrote it was in charge of some serous poo poo, judging by his job leading the "Nuclear Branch" whatever that is. seems pretty legit IMO but maybe its just very detailed bullshit lol Rah! has issued a correction as of 16:13 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:11 |
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gonna get drunk and scream in the backyard until a tictac shows up to tell me wtf is going on
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:00 |
Tom Gorman posted:aiieeeee It's almost the big day I'm so nervous gosh I need to figure out what to wear I'm working desperately to brush up on playing most of my bluegrass standards
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:04 |
bedpan posted:the defense establishment hasn't been able to reverse engineer and reproduce the recovered material. they've been working at it for decades and are still stumped. if they let people know what they have, they will be forced to give it up, and this they don't want to do. gently caress you, bedpan, you stupid piece of poo poo.
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:16 |
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i'm sure the aliens are definitely coming to the US on eastern standard time but over half the earth is on sunday now, LETS ROLL
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:18 |
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Tekne posted:there's also that university of albany paper indicating that the tictac's feats requires power exceeding america's entire nuclear output by several orders of magnitude i mean yeah... all of our eyes operate on seeing light bouncing off objects which makes jets look like kites and when you look up at night or in the day almost every single object you see generates more energy than the country's entire power infrastructure
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:22 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 05:07 |
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Tekne posted:there's also that university of albany paper indicating that the tictac's feats requires power exceeding america's entire nuclear output by several orders of magnitude yeah, like what I don’t get is what exactly happened to the risk/reward calculus to prompt the movement of this stuff into the realm of public relations. something changed, and it’s extremely weird, because I cannot see what is gained by public awareness of incomprehensible entities tooling around the atmosphere, that make us look like primordial goop in comparison. like the thought that keeps tickling my brain is “they don’t give a poo poo if Joe Rogan knows about Tic Tacs. they’re anticipating a future where having kept all the UAP poo poo secret and to themselves would be an extremely bad look”
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:23 |