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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

euphronius posted:

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1429989544636583943?s=21

once again nate clearly shows he has no loving idea how anything works

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:13

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:37

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

im neither a covid hawk, nor a covid dove.

im a covid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewf-8rx9_uQ

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:14

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

once again nate clearly shows he has no loving idea how anything works

read the replies for more exposure

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:14

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

gradenko_2000 posted:

people who get put on the ventilator are likely going to die

some people have taken this to mean that therefore you just shouldn't get put on the ventilator in order to avoid death

bing bong

it really is an incredible demonstration of the firefighters causes fires fallacy.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:15

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Stereotype posted:

what the gently caress is a covid hawk. if he means someone who knows what a virus is then there are none. except us. we are the covid hawks.

COVID Hawk would be a good user name

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:16

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

euphronius posted:

read the replies for more exposure

i dont have twitter and can't read replies on my computer anymore unless i create an account :cool:

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:18

Twigand Berries: Sep 7, 2008

crepeface posted:

it really is an incredible demonstration of the firefighters causes fires fallacy.

It's like that movie Backdraft. Or was it the Croods?

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:18

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6999865594338151686

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:19

skipmyseashells: Nov 14, 2020

Steve Yun posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6999865594338151686

lmfao

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:20

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

lmao anyone remember this poo poo?

finally healthcare I can afford

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:22

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

lmao anyone remember this poo poo?

That can't be real, can it?

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:24

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

i dont have twitter and can't read replies on my computer anymore unless i create an account

you aren�t getting off that easy !!!

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:25

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

lmao anyone remember this poo poo?

Well... incentive spirometry is pretty helpful in clearing pneumonia.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:26

Joey Steel: Jul 24, 2019

Filthy Hans posted:

fake post, there's no way a real location could possibly be named Woollongong

I actually went there for a summer to train people on my lab's method of making carbon nanotubes at U of W. Nice place, got my first exposure to rugby there playing with a local team amused that some American wandered into their practice asking what game they were playing.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:26

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

vaccine mandates are good, but making madison cawthorn eat poo poo is even better

https://twitter.com/formerlyfiz/status/1430130150935568384?s=20

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:30

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

Steve Yun posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6999865594338151686

who's the sheeple now lmao

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:34

Helith: Nov 5, 2009; Basket of Adorables

Filthy Hans posted:

fake post, there's no way a real location could possibly be named Woollongong

Wollongong, affectionately known as The Gong.
Not to be confused with Woolloomooloo, a suburb in Sydney.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:34

Gio: Jun 20, 2005

mod sassinator posted:

poo poo is going to get so wild and off the rails this week and next. we're smashing into the worst hospitalization numbers ever, but the entire country is open and schools are opening too. last time we were this bad like every blue state was hard locked down with restaurants closed entirely. red states and such even hard limited restaurant hours.

now it's just wide open biden. even once they realize how bad and how hosed things are getting it will be impossible to turn this ship around without weeks more of increasing cases, hospitalizations, deaths, etc. and that assumes they have the balls to put in harder lockdowns like closing restaurants--which fauci seems to assume will happen in his remarks

lmao and its all literally manufactured by biden. they created a situation far worse than the one under trump. lmao.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:35

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

Helith posted:

Wollongong, affectionately known as The Gong.
Not to be confused with Woolloomooloo, a suburb in Sydney.

my friend lives in Innaloo

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:35

Shyfted One: May 9, 2008

I like the timeline all these places are giving for the vaccine mandate. It's probably only just for the 1st shot as well. I'm sure it'll be fine to have their 1st shot mid November.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:36

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

euphronius posted:

you aren�t getting off that easy !!!

i didn't ask for this

(ps: lmao that they're saying "curious the left didn't want to make having AIDS a crime and didn't want a right-wing government to have a dna database of every queer person :thunk:

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:36

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

crepeface posted:

who's the sheeple now lmao

As my professor told me in film studies, the edit makes the movie.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:37

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

you aren�t getting off that easy !!!

Noted contagious respiratory virus, HIV

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:39

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Helith posted:

Our first shot at the Sydney Olympic Park mass vax site took 25 mins from entering the building to leaving and that included 15 minutes of observation.
Our 2nd shot took just over an hour because they were having IT issues and it was taking a few minutes for the computers to pull up your records so it was slowing everything down.

Wasn't that when it was mostly reserved for 60+ year olds and Sydney had no cases?

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:41

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

Filthy Hans posted:

fake post, there's no way a real location could possibly be named Woollongong

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:46

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1430133999897223169?s=19

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:46

Helith: Nov 5, 2009; Basket of Adorables

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Wasn't that when it was mostly reserved for 60+ year olds and Sydney had no cases?

lol, I�m not that old mate
It was when they had just opened Pfizer to 40+ year olds in NSW in the middle of May and we jumped on it straight away.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:47

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Stereotype posted:

alligators can't get covid

gators don't know it's just covid

(it's coovviiiidddd!!!!)

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1430133999897223169?s=19

ah it's the little jokes the world keeps giving us that keep us all going.

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:47

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1430133999897223169?s=19

we're turning the corner!!!!

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:48

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1430133999897223169?s=19

*8 months later*
Immunocompromised people may need a fourth booster, everyone else continue to go about your lives and ignore the 7th covid wave rampaging across the country

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:49