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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

euphronius posted:

1340 people died in one day lmao

and untold thousands experienced unnecessary harm and suffering

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

mawarannahr posted:

yeah. any guesses?



Capitalism really fucks a country

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



also, walmart vaccineman here getting my booster first modderna shot on friday. assuming i'll be out for the whole weekend, but is there anything i should plan for this weekend? planning on doing a bunch of takeout, weed, & katamari damashi

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

Steve Yun posted:

The main Ivermectin Facebook group got shut down

So here are 21 screenshots that you folks might enjoy, some of them you might've seen already

Nevar forget



dumbest one imo lol

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

im becoming trapped in the ballon

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
a sidenote: do you know what strange psycopathic behavior i haven't heard of at all lately?

people wandering around and coughing on poo poo and saying they've got COVID to get even with people they don't like

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Blackhawk posted:

They've taken an extremely hard-line on the outbreak this time. Level 4 means only essential services are operating, there's no cooked or takeaway food available, no stores have been able to do click and collect etc. Only supermarkets and similar places open essentially.

When a case has been identified they've been contract traced and everyone in places they've been while infectious have been considered close contacts this time. Being a close contact means that you can't leave your house for 14 days, have to be tested twice and have daily health checks. So far more than 15000 people have been listed as close contacts and are isolating, this includes nearly 2000 supermarket workers just for being on the same shift as the time a case came through the shop. So in addition to the 'normal' state of lockdown (which is already extremely strict) a good portion of the potential transmission cases are under 'double lockdown'.

I also can't stress enough how much better compliance with the lockdown measures is over here generally.

Unfortunately I haven't seen anywhere the government has released any more detailed stats, I'd be interested in reading them.

Under what conditions can you leave the house? For us, it was only if you're an essential worker, groceries/healthcare and 1 hour a day for exercise.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Business Gorillas posted:

also, walmart vaccineman here getting my booster first modderna shot on friday. assuming i'll be out for the whole weekend, but is there anything i should plan for this weekend? planning on doing a bunch of takeout, weed, & katamari damashi

half a day of laying in a bed in pain the day after, and then a sort of lovely second half of the day, and then your arms hurts for awhile.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Goodbye horses
Dewormer shortage too

Lol

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Schnorkles posted:

a sidenote: do you know what strange psycopathic behavior i haven't heard of at all lately?

people wandering around and coughing on poo poo and saying they've got COVID to get even with people they don't like

saving "i've got covid and i'm free to take this off at any time" for the made-up scenario i have in my head where someone hassles me for being respirator crew

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Jay-V posted:

dumbest one imo lol

Jokes on you that will actually work just as well as ivermectin.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


crepeface posted:

https://twitter.com/NSWHealth/status/1430712111554985995?s=20

this worked so well for america, we're going to do it in NSW!

we at least have a national vaccine certificate that can be used to verify people rather than just taking their word but i highly doubt it'll be checked by roving picnic investigators

on the same day as this even
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1430698017989005314

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ya well my viral load can kick your viral loads rear end stupid jabber

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

It will be a little funny to me if everyone I know got Pfizer because they had a choice, but me going through the county and getting Moderna means I got the better vaccine.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Still a massive missed opportunity that they didn't latch on to the animal dewormer that actually gets you high
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzylpiperazine

I mean, I know it's illegal, but show some gumption

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


It's also pretty funny seeing all those US tweets and news reports about how authoritarian the NSW govt is being and expressing horror over our lockdown and lack of freedoms when the other Australian states are screaming at us to lock down even harder because it's too lax.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Pfizer 3 is more of a body high and Pfizer 2 is better for like writing and listening to music.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7000428161292848390

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

25,000 loving people in the ICU holy fuckkkmk

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

i helped my uncle deworm off a horse lmao

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Do not use in horses intended for human consumption.

Do not use in horses. Intended for human consumption!

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

it puts the horse paste in its mouth or it gets the covid again!

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

good idea https://twitter.com/business/status/1430539982037569536?s=20

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





dang i just had to look it up and make sure that the dude who played buffalo bill isn't some sort of non-aging vampire who also played navegante in narcos

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

jealous of our freedoms

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/NaderDIssa/status/1430734688163962881

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



BeHealthyUSA is completely out of kids' masks. My dad is finally convinced to get a proper mask for my half-sister, are there any sites that have good masks for kids and ship to Canada?

Edit: Looks like Bonafide Masks has them in stock, I just wasn't seeing them on the site at first

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




sounds like they just need to learn to live with covid

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

25,000 loving people in the ICU holy fuckkkmk

Those are rookie numbers!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



mawarannahr posted:

yeah. any guesses?



russia

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Beshear: Third of Kentucky's new COVID-19 cases are among children

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wlwt.com/amp/article/beshear-third-of-kentuckys-new-covid-19-cases-are-among-children/37398846


Seems poor.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

good..??

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

quote:

Gov. Andy Beshear announced 4,849 new cases of COVID-19 Wednesday and 1,518 of those cases are among children, the governor said.

holy shitballs, 1/3 of new cases in kentucky are in kids. i.. uh.. hope that doesn't become a national trend

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



Yes

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Kentucky has a mask mandate for public schools as well. So it will probably be even worse in other states.

Yeehaw!

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
god drat what did the kids ever do to us

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Listen jack, I need you to shut the gently caress up and listen to me moan about how loving terrible everything is and how turbofucked health care is in america jesus trump loving christ it is so bad I am going to have a mental melty.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


mod sassinator posted:

holy shitballs, 1/3 of new cases in kentucky are in kids. i.. uh.. hope that doesn't become a national trend

Kids don’t get covid, doomer!

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