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You can get one for free? Oh poo poo. Oh gently caress. That's bad.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Im just picturing a clown pulling out a garret to strangle someone, but its one of those comically long clown scarves so he spends 2 minutes stalking the target before he can strike Probably would work better as a visual medium.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Im just picturing a clown pulling out a garret to strangle someone, but its one of those comically long clown scarves so he spends 2 minutes stalking the target before he can strike  :???:
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Aug 31, 2021 05:41
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I just went to high school for mine, real easy.
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Aug 31, 2021 05:44
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Probably meant carrot.
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Aug 31, 2021 05:47
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Paladinus posted:Probably meant carrot. I assumed he meant garnet.
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Aug 31, 2021 06:22
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Paladinus posted:Probably meant carrot.
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Aug 31, 2021 06:24
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Foxfire_ posted:No, that's an orange root vegetable. Probably meant Barret No, that's the real protagonist of Final Fantasy 7. They meant claret.
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Aug 31, 2021 06:26
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Screaming Idiot posted:No, that's the real protagonist of Final Fantasy 7. They meant claret. What, no? No no thats a full bodied red wine. You're looking for a cornet here.
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Aug 31, 2021 06:48
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Im just picturing a clown pulling out a garret to strangle someone, but its one of those comically long clown scarves so he spends 2 minutes stalking the target before he can strike Sounds like a SS13 story.
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Aug 31, 2021 06:50
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:What, no? No no thats a full bodied red wine. You're looking for a cornet here. Nah, that's a goofy trumpet. Are you thinking of culottes?
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Aug 31, 2021 06:58
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No, I'm still pretty sure they meant carrot.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Nah, that's a goofy trumpet. Are you thinking of culottes? The knee sock? Wha- wh-, I thought the trumpet was the cabaret
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Aug 31, 2021 07:10
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No, that's a stage show with a band. You must be thinking of a cabinet.
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Aug 31, 2021 07:53
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Aug 31, 2021 08:33
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I think they meant the thing you strangle with, i.e. Goforth.
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Aug 31, 2021 08:40
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Data Graham posted:I mean, in the one case the windows look out on a parking lot, but in the other you're on the 23rd floor 
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Aug 31, 2021 10:52
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Zetsubou-san posted:look at these good dogs One of the dogs is called Noobie (Novichok). I wonder if it's related to the neurotoxin.
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Aug 31, 2021 12:33
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Paladinus posted:One of the dogs is called Noobie (Novichok). I wonder if it's related to the neurotoxin. novichok just means "noobie"
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Aug 31, 2021 13:36
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LifeSunDeath posted:novichok just means "noobie" Well, why would you call a neurotoxin Novichok if not in honour of a Pavlov's dog?
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Aug 31, 2021 15:14
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She cut out the loving phone number!!
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Aug 31, 2021 15:16
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CannonFodder posted:Allergy because of a tick bite or doctor's orders to cut out red meat? There are all kinds of other fun conditions that can interfere with the enjoyment of red meat, like ornithine transcarbamylase deficiency.
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Aug 31, 2021 16:16
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Squallets. Ok, internet. ok.
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Aug 31, 2021 16:45
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Somehow I missed the genesis of this meme and never picked it up, so now I get to be annoyed by everyone else.
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Aug 31, 2021 17:05
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old joke but the pun is solid and the topic is current so I laughed
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Aug 31, 2021 17:58
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freeedr posted:She cut out the loving phone number!! support your local squallet dealer instead
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Aug 31, 2021 17:59
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Jabberlock posted:support your local squallet dealer instead I can use it to buy some 55% beer. Squieer? 
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:old joke but the pun is solid and the topic is current so I laughed  Although let's be real, he's probably getting astroturfed to some "Siberia" position where he can quietly serve out his career and draw a paycheck instead of having to get a real job like his scummy rear end deserves.
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Aug 31, 2021 20:32
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today is a day to celebrate, walrus! we can wail and gnash our teeth on another day. today we laugh at an rear end in a top hat who hosed up his own dreams by being greedy!
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Aug 31, 2021 21:19
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It's super cool and normal and a great sign for our future how gameshow hosts are subjected to far more scrutiny and rigorous standards than members of Congress or even Presidents.
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Aug 31, 2021 21:39
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He was already in one! Nobody questioned his lovely past until his ego demanded that he be the Jeopardy host.
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Aug 31, 2021 21:44
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Imagined posted:It's super cool and normal and a great sign for our future how gameshow hosts are subjected to far more scrutiny and rigorous standards than members of Congress or even Presidents. In theory people could stop watching Jeopardy over a scandal, but the taxman never stops coming.
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I'm not saying we shouldn't hold celebrities to high standards, just lamenting that we seem to do so in inverse proportion to how much that person's job actually matters. Gameshow host made some bad tweets? loving cancelled forever. Politician calls for the heads of innocent black teens, brags about grabbing women by the pussy? Make that man President!
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Aug 31, 2021 21:54
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Imagined posted:I'm not saying we shouldn't hold celebrities to high standards, just lamenting that we seem to do so in inverse proportion to how much that person's job actually matters. Gameshow host made some bad tweets? loving cancelled forever. Politician calls for the heads of innocent black teens, brags about grabbing women by the pussy? Make that man President! The difference is that a gameshow host isn't an elected position, and the powers that be got worried that he'd be enough of a turn off to cost them money in whatever they define their core demographic as. The transition from someone as beloved as Trebek to any new person is going to be fraught enough as it is. Someone in a position to make a decision decided that nah, this wasn't going to be worth it just pick someone new. If it was an actual election and the results were binding? Don't kid yourself, you'd see a huge chunk of the country mobilizing to elect the most racist, sexist, homophobic rear end in a top hat they could fine to host the show if they thought it would "own the libs."
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A gameshow host is appointed by the network and their job is to be as inoffensive as possible to maximise viewership. A president is appointed by an actual voting system and their job is to enact the political desires of a group of people who are directly at odds with a bunch of other people because we live in a society where we are in direct conflict with other people. One of these is more susceptible to a small but vocal plurality of dissenters than the other.
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