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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Lmao he posted a manifesto

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:24

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 04:06

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Open Biden this fine afternoon.

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:24

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I strongly oppose poll maroons getting on twitter and pontificating about vaccines

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:24

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 8 minutes!; Bread Liar

Gio posted:

https://twitter.com/jackposobiec/status/1435689677680427010?s=21

lmao tons of �no we dont want the unvaccinated to die thats why we want them to get a vaccine!�

spineless imo

https://twitter.com/TheAdLady/status/1435694687139024898?s=20

good thing nothing of note specific to diseases occurred during the Dark Ages

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:25

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/R_H_Ebright/status/1435053505169944579 america did covid

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:25

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

dunno why jack pieceofshit can't escape this reality where the unvaccinated are being bullied by the vaccinated into not dying so they can secretly want them to die for being unvaccinated, is he some kind of shiftcuck?

i easily shift from this reality every 15 minutes and he's still on this one? :pathetic:

excuse me, i have to shift now into a reality where everyone is vaccinated and its close biden :o:

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:25

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Stairmaster posted:

https://twitter.com/R_H_Ebright/status/1435053505169944579 america did covid

at the behest of the CIA through one Jeffrey Esptein

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:27

Teenage Riot: May 25, 2010

mod sassinator posted:

8 makes the cdc look like they knew what they were doing with september 20th lining up with when the first people started getting shots in january

there is zero science behind it. israel data shows 5-6 months at the latest. the prime minister of israel visited biden and told him that directly and biden even agreed that yeah 5 months is good, but lol the CDC never agreed to it

Just had the horrible realization that September 20 is also the eight month anniversary of Biden�s inauguration

I�m not sure precisely how this works into the decision making but :tinfoil:

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:28

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Gio posted:

https://twitter.com/jackposobiec/status/1435689677680427010?s=21

lmao tons of �no we dont want the unvaccinated to die thats why we want them to get a vaccine!�

spineless imo

Pharmacists across the country shouting "stop killing yourself, stop killing yourself" as they keep gesturing giving them the vaccine

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:28

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Oh my god will democrats and republicans just gently caress already and get it over with?

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:30

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Salt Fish posted:

Oh my god will democrats and republicans just gently caress already and get it over with?

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:31

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

razorscooter posted:

getting cheeselung by heading out with a thousand of my best friends to see a the beach boys with zero of their original members

i played clarinet with the beach boys(2 of them anyway) and john stamos once at a casino. they were old as dirt but still hit on all the foreign collegiate women in the orchestra. a little creepy really.

got my setlist signed by mike love.

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:32

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

papa horny michael posted:

postal service rule live.

The only good Postal Service live performances were that radio station gig they did in 2002 or whenever

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:33

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

empty whippet box posted:

i played clarinet with the beach boys(2 of them anyway) and john stamos once at a casino. they were old as dirt but still hit on all the foreign collegiate women in the orchestra. a little creepy really.

got my setlist signed by mike love.

Well did they get any action?

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:33

mark immune: Dec 14, 2019; put the teacher in the cope cage imo

show me the admin removed content

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:34

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

just softlaunching a neologism where i call you a "vaxxhole" and hoping that it catches on and becomes a thing because the endgame is

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:36

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Cincinnati will have the largest Oktoberfest in the world next week because Munich's is cancelled!

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:39

Teenage Riot: May 25, 2010

�My only words of wisdom are just, ADMIN - Removed content.� -Kid Rock

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:41

bowser: Apr 7, 2007

This is probably the best shot we have at getting chuds vaccinated. Have people like this talk to them in their own (deranged, racist) language.

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:42

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Teenage Riot posted:

�My only words of wisdom are just, ADMIN - Removed content.� -Kid Rock

I want to know what was in that .mp3 file

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:42

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

I want to know what was in that .mp3 file

probably would of led to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:44

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Teenage Riot posted:

�My only words of wisdom are just, ADMIN - Removed content.� -Kid Rock

lmao

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:46

pancake rabbit: Feb 21, 2011

[COVID-19] I'm not trying to start a debate

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:47

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

poz my vaxxhole

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:47

spiritual bypass: Feb 19, 2008; Grimey Drawer

bowser posted:

This is probably the best shot we have at getting chuds vaccinated. Have people like this talk to them in their own (deranged, racist) language.

i prefer that they suffer actually

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:49

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

bowser posted:

This is probably the best shot we have at getting chuds vaccinated. Have people like this talk to them in their own (deranged, racist) language.

I could only glaze over the first few sentences but nowhere did I see him admit he had covid

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:50

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

Der Meister posted:

I could only glaze over the first few sentences but nowhere did I see him admit he had covid

Well yeah it's the China virus to them

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:51

Silver Nitrate: Oct 17, 2005; WHAT

Are there any respirators with a drinking tube like some gas masks have? I think it would be useful for like, outdoor festivals or fairs.

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:52

meet girls at the store: Nov 4, 2002

Der Meister posted:

I could only glaze over the first few sentences but nowhere did I see him admit he had covid

he said he tested negative twice before covid pozed his neg hole

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:53

mystes: May 31, 2006

Silver Nitrate posted:

Are there any respirators with a drinking tube like some gas masks have? I think it would be useful for like, outdoor festivals or fairs.

I recommend the Olive Garden Endless BreadstickMask (TM)

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:53

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

OK baizuo posted:

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:53

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 8 minutes!; Bread Liar

bowser posted:

This is probably the best shot we have at getting chuds vaccinated. Have people like this talk to them in their own (deranged, racist) language.

lol his hospital bill is going to be like $200k

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:53

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

pancake rabbit posted:

[COVID-19] I'm not trying to start a debate

do not bully me for catching covid by luring me into a debate about the vaccine

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:54

Pillowpants: Aug 5, 2006

My MIL is telling me that 3 kids are out already and another 15 are in quarantine at home but they won�t tell the teachers who tested positive

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:54

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

8 months lol

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:54

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

I like that guy's facial hair.

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:55

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

i shaved my goonbeard to use a respirator and i look like a little boy wearing a costume mustache

at least the respirator will cover it

HAIL eSATA-n fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Sep 8, 2021

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:55

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1435679701801050112?s=20

Are they loving with us? I'm feeling hosed with.

"Feel like Rome is burning? Try holding your breath and count to ten!"

I hear dunking billionaires heads in water is also helpful for stress, whether the head is connected to anything is optional

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:56

Silver Nitrate: Oct 17, 2005; WHAT

mystes posted:

I recommend the Olive Garden Endless BreadstickMask (TM)

is there a food on a stick adapter yet?

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:56

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Silver Nitrate posted:

Are there any respirators with a drinking tube like some gas masks have? I think it would be useful for like, outdoor festivals or fairs.

emergency induction port

# ? Sep 8, 2021 22:56

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