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mystes
May 31, 2006

mastershakeman posted:

surgeons are just butchers
They're actually barbers.

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Koirhor posted:

Ok catching up now



are we still posting fridge pics? here ya go got 15 more pages to read

way to pretend to be a parent with that lovely art

I see through your lies

mystes
May 31, 2006

Red Baron posted:

way to pretend to be a parent with that lovely art

I see through your lies
Wait, at least give them a chance to post their child's birth certificate to prove it.

jinx_player
Aug 25, 2018

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Look, lots of physicians get their degrees printed on 8.5x11 computer paper and proudly display it on their fridge

I don't understand all the hate

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:


You aren't a doctor. You're a physician. You're a human mechanic.

Your opinion outside of replacing human crankshafts doesn't matter.

this is so true for so many professions. you can simplify many jobs to "uses deductive reasoning to solve problems." often analogy to straightforward labor.

for me, chemical engineer in refinery --> very large scale plumber, mechanic (excepting maybe catalytic processes)

one of the successes of the great leap forward on the side of industrial production was revealing this as a starting point for solidarity

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

I also keep my most important documents stuck to the fridge.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Koirhor posted:

Ok catching up now



are we still posting fridge pics? here ya go got 15 more pages to read

Frostbite rules!

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoe24aSvLtw

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

If I'm not a doctor then where did I get this medical coat you jackasses


that's what I thought

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
I know like 40 things about paper types and thicknesses, and, at the very least, they found good quality cardstock for their fridge diploma.

So, if not a doctor, they're someone with access to a nearby Office Max and/or Office Depot

Hope that isnt too close to doxxing, sometimes my sleuth skills are too good

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist
so i am now planning to get my second second shot since it was scheduled automatically. my logic is that i got 3 pfizers and after reading that pfizer's dose was calculated to min/max immune response i'm thinking even at 4 pfizers i'll be less than even 2 pfizers + 1 moderna. i don't think i'd do it if i'd gone the moderna or booster-moderna route. also helps that my only reaction to shots 2 & 3 was an extremely sore arm.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

If I'm not a doctor then where did I get this medical coat you jackasses


that's what I thought
If you're a surgeon where is your chainsaw?

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Sunny Side Up posted:

so i am now planning to get my second second shot since it was scheduled automatically. my logic is that i got 3 pfizers and after reading that pfizer's dose was calculated to min/max immune response i'm thinking even at 4 pfizers i'll be less than even 2 pfizers + 1 moderna. i don't think i'd do it if i'd gone the moderna or booster-moderna route. also helps that my only reaction to shots 2 & 3 was an extremely sore arm.

Post a TCC style trip report because you are experimenting.

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

mystes posted:

They're actually barbers.

when my bicep detached i watched and rewatched various surgery videos for the reattachment before i went under and honest to god it's just loving carpentry

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

euphronius posted:

my degree says “doctor”

I’m going with “I’m a doctor”

Hey euprohnius, i have a doctor question

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

Thoguh posted:

Post a TCC style trip report because you are experimenting.

sure, ok, i guess. it's next thursday. also a little pressure because it's at my workplace pop up clinic thing

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

gradenko_2000 posted:

he could have walked away from the computer at any time. just stopped posting

instead he let himself be goaded into trying to dare people into betting that he was a real doctor, and then tried to prove it anyway even if nobody took him up on the deal

a poster's greatest strength is also their greatest weakness. makes u think

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

Sunny Side Up posted:

when my bicep detached i watched and rewatched various surgery videos for the reattachment before i went under and honest to god it's just loving carpentry

I worked as an ER tech for a bit and I watched them call in a urologist to get a sharpie cap out of some dude's dick and all this "specialist" could come up with was to just filet the dude's dick with a pair of scissors and I could have thought of that.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Sunny Side Up posted:

so i am now planning to get my second second shot since it was scheduled automatically. my logic is that i got 3 pfizers and after reading that pfizer's dose was calculated to min/max immune response i'm thinking even at 4 pfizers i'll be less than even 2 pfizers + 1 moderna. i don't think i'd do it if i'd gone the moderna or booster-moderna route. also helps that my only reaction to shots 2 & 3 was an extremely sore arm.
I don't know if that sounds like enough doses. I think 12 is the minimum for this thread.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







euphronius posted:

surgeons I respect tho

but are they even doctors

every surgeon goes through med school, then basic residency, then whatever specialty because lmao general surgery is dying as a profession

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Twigand Berries posted:

I worked as an ER tech for a bit and I watched them call in a urologist to get a sharpie cap out of some dude's dick and all this "specialist" could come up with was to just filet the dude's dick with a pair of scissors and I could have thought of that.

that's... horrid

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Twigand Berries posted:

I worked as an ER tech for a bit and I watched them call in a urologist to get a sharpie cap out of some dude's dick and all this "specialist" could come up with was to just filet the dude's dick with a pair of scissors and I could have thought of that.

Solid post/username combo there.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Twigand Berries posted:

I worked as an ER tech for a bit and I watched them call in a urologist to get a sharpie cap out of some dude's dick and all this "specialist" could come up with was to just filet the dude's dick with a pair of scissors and I could have thought of that.

Sounds bad

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist
for people considering building their own squat rack like that one goon, consider instead something like this---this rack has worked freaking great for me since last December:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07QG689WL/

it does suck for dips and you do need to keep weights stored on it for stability while you lift

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

E how did this happen

Inspector Hound fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Sep 10, 2021

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

Solarin posted:

Sounds bad

He picked the underside to cut which is definitely not what I would have gone with but hey I'm barely a doctor. LIke just 10% doctor.

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

mystes posted:

I don't know if that sounds like enough doses. I think 12 is the minimum for this thread.

hmmm depends on what kind of dose https://globalnews.ca/news/7204384/coronavirus-glory-holes-sex/

maybe my thought process is faulty lmao

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Twigand Berries posted:

I worked as an ER tech for a bit and I watched them call in a urologist to get a sharpie cap out of some dude's dick and all this "specialist" could come up with was to just filet the dude's dick with a pair of scissors and I could have thought of that.

what way was the sharpie cap stuck in there. one way you could use it as a compartment to store small items. otherway its an additional reservoir for pee. either way pretty good

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Good Soldier Svejk posted:

that's... horrid

if an uncircumcised person gets his foreskin stuck due to swelling the way they get it off is by numbing it and cutting a slit on the bottom side with a pair of scissors so you can pull it back

i saw another student vomit when a doctor did that once

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Just woke up and lol

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
watch to the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MULMbqQ9LJ8

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FizFashizzle posted:

if an uncircumcised person gets his foreskin stuck due to swelling the way they get it off is by numbing it and cutting a slit on the bottom side with a pair of scissors so you can pull it back

i saw another student vomit when a doctor did that once

seems like a nightmarish place for a wound since that skin is gonna be rolling and unrolling constantly for everyday bathroom purposes, especially if you have to clean a horrific wound there

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Twigand Berries posted:

He picked the underside to cut which is definitely not what I would have gone with but hey I'm barely a doctor. LIke just 10% doctor.

Holy poo poo just euthanize them

Sunny Side Up
Jun 22, 2004

Mayoist Third Condimentist

FistEnergy posted:

You were loving Wrong about Delta.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







empty whippet box posted:

seems like a nightmarish place for a wound since that skin is gonna be rolling and unrolling constantly for everyday bathroom purposes, especially if you have to clean a horrific wound there

they're always diabetic

every single time

"looks like someone's peepee is going in the forever box"

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Sunny Side Up posted:

for people considering building their own squat rack like that one goon, consider instead something like this---this rack has worked freaking great for me since last December:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07QG689WL/

it does suck for dips and you do need to keep weights stored on it for stability while you lift

Say I wanted to squat or bench like 205 - how much weight would I need to put on this rack to keep it stable? I’m looking for a squat rack for my home gym. right now I just have an adjustable incline bench press and I do squats with adjustable barbells which isn’t the same as a good barbell deep squat

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Look he tazed himself in the balls till he died and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FizFashizzle posted:

they're always diabetic

every single time

"looks like someone's peepee is going in the forever box"

why and what's that mean

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

lil poopendorfer posted:

Wow night crew is p gullible it seems.

Madjackal is a physician of some sort, anyone w medical experience can tell by his postings. Hes not some hot shot specialist, He's a family medicine doc, which is the least specialized and least competitive medical specialty. Also the specialty that is facing the most pressure from midlevels. Soooo not a super enviable position IMO

The insecurity is just pathetic though. Posting your professional certs to win an online argument is so cringey, who TF cares about proving anything to anyone of you wretched goons

Excuse me I put very moderate effort into becoming Aspergorosis, BSRS, CNMT, RT (R)(N)(MR)

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Rynn posted:

Say I wanted to squat or bench like 205 - how much weight would I need to put on this rack to keep it stable? I’m looking for a squat rack for my home gym. right now I just have an adjustable incline bench press and I do squats with adjustable barbells which isn’t the same as a good barbell deep squat

none at all. these racks are incredible. as long as you have a flat ground of course

hell, use these and i've put like 375 on them

https://www.amazon.com/Adjustable-B...595198212&psc=1

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