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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sentient Data posted:

But the room feels so much more ~~open~~ after getting rid of that ugly industrial-looking railing

It's so much more modern this way. Railings are old-fashioned, self annihilation is on trend.

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Sep 9, 2021

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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
You don't get more minimalistic than death.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

*Gently pushes his office chair away from his trendy marble desk and immediately tumbles down a flight of stairs, dying instantly.*

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Facebook Aunt posted:

What if it is a magic tree and whoever cuts it down will be cursed?

Every time a house tree is cut, somewhere, a CO is pulled.


*fires up chainsaw*

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
Love that tile floor so the sockfooted have a higher chance of falling in.

I wonder if they are selling to cover the medical bills.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Skulk Hogan posted:

That better be in a dry county. Christ.

That white desk in the corner of the frame is actually a home bar

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/...source=txtshare

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
That grey chair on the left is giving me all kinds of chills

Wood legs straight on tile, inches away from the death pit, one sit-down away from tumbling over the edge...

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
Maybe they have an elderly relative living with them that they are waiting out and just thought they could move things along.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Live, Laugh, LooooOOOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIITT

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
All my pc cables conveniently accessible from the living room floor, plus who doesn’t want a walk on desk?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


blugu64 posted:

All my pc cables conveniently accessible from the living room floor, plus who doesn’t want a walk on desk?

Sorry

The Glumslinger posted:

That white desk in the corner of the frame is actually a home bar

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/...source=txtshare



𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
Wow it's even worse.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Blessed with a head injury.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

I found my ball pit.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
How else would you get into mr. skeletal's fridge if the railing was still in place?

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
I just want to say a hearty good morning and gently caress you to my previous owners who.
1. Installed 4 pin LED can lights
2. Later painted the cans in

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Bad Munki posted:

Sorry



𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭
How has nobody even mentioned the giant spooky skull with a top hat looking over this nightmare and probably smirking

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Leave grandpa alone.

SouthShoreSamurai
Apr 28, 2009

It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


Fun Shoe

Bad Munki posted:

Sorry



𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭

The loving handrail is just killing me :lol:

Safety First!! :angel:

Sloppy
Apr 25, 2003

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.

nm posted:

I just want to say a hearty good morning and gently caress you to my previous owners who.
1. Installed 4 pin LED can lights
2. Later painted the cans in

Wait, like painted over them? Or painted fake cans around them?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

dwarf74 posted:

How has nobody even mentioned the giant spooky skull with a top hat looking over this nightmare and probably smirking

The homeowners didn’t even put it there, it just appeared after they removed the railing.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

null_pointer posted:

Live, Laugh, LooooOOOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIITT

Live, laugh, long way down

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Sloppy posted:

Wait, like painted over them? Or painted fake cans around them?

They just painted over them meaning they're going to be a pain in the dick to remove (which I need to do to change the bulbs). Utility knife away.
Given how some other stuff was done here, I'm not 100% sure they didn't remove the cans and put them back before the paint dried.

If they actually painted the cans that would be funny.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

dwarf74 posted:

How has nobody even mentioned the giant spooky skull with a top hat looking over this nightmare and probably smirking

Mr Bones' Wild Ride, in house form.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1436501816640950278?t=B0t9GOQSmgRSlykfSCmoeg&s=19

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

That last one may not be live. NCV Pens giving false positives is common.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I would hope so, what reason could there be for having a live wire in a drawer like that?

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Zil posted:

I would hope so, what reason could there be for having a live wire in a drawer like that?

I need to electrocute often, but want the room to be safe most of the time

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7006513200019574021

The Dave fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Sep 11, 2021

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Zil posted:

I would hope so, what reason could there be for having a live wire in a drawer like that?

Home Alone-style burglar trap?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

That's just the gom jabbar, you fool

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

That’s just the power drawer, do you guys just leave electricity lying around the room?

Extant Artiodactyl
Sep 30, 2010

MRC48B posted:

That last one may not be live. NCV Pens giving false positives is common.

definitely. oftentimes any individual knob & tube connected at all will give a false positive to a non-contact tester. if i had to guess why this is here....insane splice location for some device in or around the counter? maybe it was dangling behind the drawers before and ended up in one from things moving or people poking around. at least it's accessible??

Extant Artiodactyl fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Sep 12, 2021

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Extant Artiodactyl posted:

definitely. oftentimes any individual knob & tube connected at all will give a false positive to a non-contact tester. if i had to guess why this is here....insane splice location for some device in or around the counter? maybe it was dangling behind the drawers before and ended up in one from things moving or people poking around. at least it's accessible??
It's in an accessible enclosure....... Is this to code???

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It was probably just wired up to a standard in-drawer hotdog electrode cooker

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Continuing with electrical shenanigans

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
Showed that to my mom and got some content:

The reason she no longer has a light above the sink is because they discovered its power line was routed through the water pipe for the dishwasher.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
OP walks through life terrified that she will get stuck in the dryer.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

HelleSpud posted:

Showed that to my mom and got some content:

The reason she no longer has a light above the sink is because they discovered its power line was routed through the water pipe for the dishwasher.

Through the water pipe??!?

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Vim Fuego posted:

Through the water pipe??!?

gotta keep the electricity cool

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